[quote]nlmain wrote:
okay so I planned a wonderful evening at the spa with the hubbie…between the massage, the roof top whirl pool and tapas supper with a little red wine and some major “hinting” he still decided to open the tube and ignore me.
i haz a sad. Cereally is this all that is left for me at 30? I will need a shit load more wine to survive this.
I need a deload…
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Maybe you were too subtle, next time just get on all fours and meow.
awwww,
huggles
That Jay-z Alicia joint is awesome my kid rocks out to it all the time
maybe your just need to cut off the cable box?
Powerpuff
here’s a vid of my glute bridge set up:
from the floor so no one needs to help me out.
Joe - I don’t like to play games so I simply said, “I’m not sure if I’m reading you properly right now. Do you want me to initiate and remind you the kind of fun we can have or do you trully want to be left alone”
guess what the asnwer was. what - ever.
KM - it went beyond the cable box. man said he was tired and wanted to go to bed at 8:30. then get’s back up cause he can’t sleep so he sleeps on the sofa half the night. I’m smelling some self imposed guilt trip shit.
fuck.
Hey on the positive side I told my massage therapist to really dig in and work out a few knots I had including in both shoulders. I feel great this morning. all was not lost.
Okay I’m going to blunt, maybe he should see a doctor.
Cause I’m old and busted but I would have jumped over the freaking couch.
[quote]JoeGood wrote:
Okay I’m going to blunt, maybe he should see a doctor.
Cause I’m old and busted but I would have jumped over the freaking couch. [/quote]
Haha! I was going to say “In his defense, he’s a guy…and we’re a little bit retarded about noticing when it’s “on” sometimes”
But you basically told him what was up, so now I don’t know what to tell you other than Joes advice. Did he have headphones in and couldn’t hear you properly?
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]nlmain wrote:
Ink- you’re like the best cheerleader man! even if you do kill animals
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1st - lulz, ink is a cheerleader
2nd - whats wrong with hunting
3rd - seriously, ink as a cheerleader lololol
4th - serious problem when one spouse chooses tube over time with the other spouse…[/quote]
Me as a cheerleader would be the tits, right?
Dude! I’ve totally been rebuffed by my guy on several occasions - I even specifically stated that I wanted me some and didn’t care if it was a two-humper either!
I think we ladies forget how much work sex can be (especially if you’re a lazy lay like me), so sometimes men go “watching TV…thrusting…watching TV…thrusting…Hm…Oh, i’ve never seen this episode of Everyone Love Raymond!” In these cases, I just point my fingers to my eyes and then to his and say, “you owe me, BIG time.”
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
Dude! I’ve totally been rebuffed by my guy on several occasions - I even specifically stated that I wanted me some and didn’t care if it was a two-humper either!
I think we ladies forget how much work sex can be (especially if you’re a lazy lay like me), so sometimes men go “watching TV…thrusting…watching TV…thrusting…Hm…Oh, i’ve never seen this episode of Everyone Love Raymond!” In these cases, I just point my fingers to my eyes and then to his and say, “you owe me, BIG time.”[/quote]
I can’t even conceive of wanting to watch TV over sex. It makes no sense at all.
[quote]JoeGood wrote:
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
Dude! I’ve totally been rebuffed by my guy on several occasions - I even specifically stated that I wanted me some and didn’t care if it was a two-humper either!
I think we ladies forget how much work sex can be (especially if you’re a lazy lay like me), so sometimes men go “watching TV…thrusting…watching TV…thrusting…Hm…Oh, i’ve never seen this episode of Everyone Love Raymond!” In these cases, I just point my fingers to my eyes and then to his and say, “you owe me, BIG time.”[/quote]
I can’t even conceive of wanting to watch TV over sex. It makes no sense at all.[/quote]
Again, I’m with Joe here. Not “with” him, watching tv or anything… but yeah, does not compute. Hey, guys are weird though in our own ways, I’ll be the first to admit it!
I’m not freaking out about the no sex, after 10 years with someone it happens… but this just sounds wrong:
husband has been on vacation and feeling good all week (read flirty)
frenchie tells husband I need to work and workout but I will plan something lovely for thursday, promise.
thursday roles around and no frisk.
sleep on sofa - ignore wife.
I’m not the jealous type, but this kind rings like someone got his cookies elsewhere.
DF - I’m not against hunting, I’m against killing for sport. If you are eating your kill than that makes it ok in my book. killing for trophies, not so much. endangered species, even worse.
Ink- it ain’t the tits, it’s the megawhat smile. really I just like the energy you dish out in the logs. LWI.
Joe- that jumping over the sofa remark was super sweet. Glad to know I don’t repel. lolz
because shoes makes a lot of things all better…
a gorgeous everyday summer work heel that I snagged at 50% off.
I’m sure Kimba will approve - they are designer brand too.
I’m a brand hag only if I can get a deal. lol.
Thanks for posting your glute bridges. On it!
Nice heels! I’ve got a serious shoe/foot fetish myself!
You are totally couch jump worthy, BTW. Maybe he’s coming down with the flu.
[quote]nlmain wrote:
Ink- it ain’t the tits, it’s the megawhat smile. really I just like the energy you dish out in the logs. LWI.
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Aww, well thanks, I try to be a positive dude around here, help out if I can and cheer on everyone. Everyone has a log to better themselves, and I know that a little motivation from someone else always makes me feel awesome, so why not make everyone feel awesome! LWI!
Maybe it’s that time of the month?
Those are sexy shoes. Deals like that are orgasmic.
Speaking of orgasmic, don’t think negatively. I’m sure he didn’t dip his hands in someone else’s cookie jar.
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Those are sexy shoes. Deals like that are orgasmic.
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especially when they are “GUESS”
Wimmenz and Menz are so far on the opposite of sex.
It’s amazing that as a species we’ve found a way to procreate at all.
I have my guesses as to the issue, if anyone wants my $.02
[quote]Edgy wrote:
I have my guesses as to the issue, if anyone wants my $.02[/quote]
my log has always been open to discussion Edgy, tell me what’s on your brain viking-man. help the frenchie decipher the mysterious other…
