[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
Oh please I’m sure you’re all saints in here. Someone lost a cell phone and he found it. La di da Who gives a shit.
Hey i found 40 bucks on the street in the city not too long ago, guess im an asshole for not asking the locals if they lost 40 bucks. Fucking hypocrites.[/quote]
We already covered money. You obviously didn’tread the other posters.
[quote]Producer wrote:
This thread is a parody. Lots of people got fooled. [/quote]
Parody of what?
[quote]jchenky wrote:
theuofh wrote:
If you drop your cell phone in the toilet, does the toilet say “Sorry about that buddy, let me get you a new one.”
That is the stupidest way to compare this!
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Watch out for JCHenky OP…she’s hot and she bites!
I am a dick. Shit happens. Did anyone notice I’m trying to give it to a friend who’s out of a phone? Not that that is a justification though. All I know is I have a $400 phone and im fine with it. and even if i didnt snap the sim card asap and waited around for calls to return it - you can bet your fucking ass i would have been texting KGB asking who’s your daddy or whos phone is this
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Producer wrote:
This thread is a parody. Lots of people got fooled.
Parody of what?[/quote]
Wondering the same thing.
Also, this was a dick move but I don’t think the OP deserves to be hit by a bus. Jesus Christ, it’s not like he stole the phone and then violated someone’s grandma with it.
Way too much hyperbolevillification.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Producer wrote:
This thread is a parody. Lots of people got fooled.
Parody of what?[/quote]
I think he mistook the parody thread (‘Lost a Cell Phone’) for the actual thread.
[quote]anonym wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Producer wrote:
This thread is a parody. Lots of people got fooled.
Parody of what?
I think he mistook the parody thread (‘Lost a Cell Phone’) for the actual thread.[/quote]
Oooooooh…
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
Sarev0k wrote:
Oh please I’m sure you’re all saints in here. Someone lost a cell phone and he found it. La di da Who gives a shit.
Hey i found 40 bucks on the street in the city not too long ago, guess im an asshole for not asking the locals if they lost 40 bucks. Fucking hypocrites.
We already covered money. You obviously didn’tread the other posters.[/quote]
No i mserious i found 40 bucks the other day and kept it. and youre all stillf dicks.
[quote]anonym wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Producer wrote:
This thread is a parody. Lots of people got fooled.
Parody of what?
I think he mistook the parody thread (‘Lost a Cell Phone’) for the actual thread.[/quote]
I figured but I wanted him to realize his own mistake, and realize that he’s been fooled.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Producer wrote:
This thread is a parody. Lots of people got fooled.
Parody of what?
Wondering the same thing.
Also, this was a dick move but I don’t think the OP deserves to be hit by a bus. Jesus Christ, it’s not like he stole the phone and then violated someone’s grandma with it.
Way too much hyperbolevillification.[/quote]
Most of the comments are just calling him a dick or an asshole which is pretty justified. I don’t recall (but there probably was) comments about him deserving to die.
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Sarev0k wrote:
Oh please I’m sure you’re all saints in here. Someone lost a cell phone and he found it. La di da Who gives a shit.
Hey i found 40 bucks on the street in the city not too long ago, guess im an asshole for not asking the locals if they lost 40 bucks. Fucking hypocrites.
We already covered money. You obviously didn’tread the other posters.
No i mserious i found 40 bucks the other day and kept it. and youre all stillf dicks.[/quote]
You’re right, this one time I found a house and I just kept it because I couldn’t tell who it belonged to.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Producer wrote:
This thread is a parody. Lots of people got fooled.
Parody of what?
Wondering the same thing.
Also, this was a dick move but I don’t think the OP deserves to be hit by a bus. Jesus Christ, it’s not like he stole the phone and then violated someone’s grandma with it.
Way too much hyperbolevillification.[/quote]
Even though he didn’t snatch the phone from the person, he’s still breaking the law. Most jurisdictions (including OP’s state of IL) require the finder to report the lost property to local law enforcement. Usually if the owner doesn’t come forward after a certain amount of time, they let the finder keep it.
The OP is is a dick from both a moral and legal standpoint.
Without having read the other posts from my T-people, you are a real gem of a guy to consider this as an option. Please do us a favor and do not procreate.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
anonym wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Producer wrote:
This thread is a parody. Lots of people got fooled.
Parody of what?
I think he mistook the parody thread (‘Lost a Cell Phone’) for the actual thread.
Oooooooh…[/quote]
Heh heh heh heh…
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Sarev0k wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Sarev0k wrote:
Oh please I’m sure you’re all saints in here. Someone lost a cell phone and he found it. La di da Who gives a shit.
Hey i found 40 bucks on the street in the city not too long ago, guess im an asshole for not asking the locals if they lost 40 bucks. Fucking hypocrites.
We already covered money. You obviously didn’tread the other posters.
No i mserious i found 40 bucks the other day and kept it. and youre all stillf dicks.
You’re right, this one time I found a house and I just kept it because I couldn’t tell who it belonged to. [/quote]
Yeah me too. And I planted a flag in there and claimed it as my own.
But the people came back to the house all angry, so i killed them… because they were savages.
I’m a pioneer!
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Producer wrote:
This thread is a parody. Lots of people got fooled.
Parody of what?
Wondering the same thing.
Also, this was a dick move but I don’t think the OP deserves to be hit by a bus. Jesus Christ, it’s not like he stole the phone and then violated someone’s grandma with it.
Way too much hyperbolevillification.
Even though he didn’t snatch the phone from the person, he’s still breaking the law. Most jurisdictions (including OP’s state of IL) require the finder to report the lost property to local law enforcement. Usually if the owner doesn’t come forward after a certain amount of time, they let the finder keep it.
The OP is is a dick from both a moral and legal standpoint.[/quote]
Agree, but I was msotly referring to the above post where someone hoped he got hit by a bus.
Sure, he was a dick and if it were MY phone I want to kick him the nuts, but to act like he’s automatically a villain is retarded.
Everybody’s done immoral things at some point.
[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
Someday the OP will get what’s coming to him. It might be that he loses his phone, or maybe he gets his identity stolen, or hopefully he gets hit by a bus…[/quote]
Right here.
But seriously OP–what would momma say??
[quote]Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Producer wrote:
This thread is a parody. Lots of people got fooled.
Parody of what?
Wondering the same thing.
Also, this was a dick move but I don’t think the OP deserves to be hit by a bus. Jesus Christ, it’s not like he stole the phone and then violated someone’s grandma with it.
Way too much hyperbolevillification.[/quote]
Yeah yeah… Aren’t you mister compassion?? He probably doesn’t deserve the old bus treatment, but I’m a ruthless SOB.
I just lost my cellphone. It has not been turned in. No, it was not in USA.
Two weeks ago I found an iPod on the bus, I of course turned it in.
[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Producer wrote:
This thread is a parody. Lots of people got fooled.
Parody of what?
Wondering the same thing.
Also, this was a dick move but I don’t think the OP deserves to be hit by a bus. Jesus Christ, it’s not like he stole the phone and then violated someone’s grandma with it.
Way too much hyperbolevillification.
Yeah yeah… Aren’t you mister compassion?? He probably doesn’t deserve the old bus treatment, but I’m a ruthless SOB.[/quote]
Just calls em like I sees em.
Besides, the city would likely have to pay his family out the yin-yang after peeling him off the front of that bus.