[quote]espenl wrote:
I just lost my cellphone. It has not been turned in. No, it was not in USA.[/quote]
I left my cellphone inside Club Hush last year and those pricks wouldn’t let me in just because I was being “obscene and belligerent”.
The silver lining: Whatever dick picked up the phone to use it will have been pleasantly surprised to find that it contained about a dozen pictures of my hairy ass.
Sometimes I get bored when I’m alone.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Just calls em like I sees em.
Besides, the city would likely have to pay his family out the yin-yang after peeling him off the front of that bus.[/quote]
Ooh. I didn’t think about that. That would really piss me off! And then there would be no retribution left, and I would be like,“F*ck!” So I really just hope that his identity gets stolen. Does that seem more fitting? I think that would impart a pretty small burden on tax payers. Excellent.
Yeah, that seems a little more fitting than death by metro. Or maybe a bird could just poop in his mouth or something.
Itchy, have you always had that avatar? Didn’t you used to have a giraffe with the same expression?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy, have you always had that avatar? Didn’t you used to have a giraffe with the same expression?[/quote]
Was it this one??
[quote]Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy, have you always had that avatar? Didn’t you used to have a giraffe with the same expression?
Was it this one??
[/quote]
Yeah. What’s with the animals with dumb looks on their faces avatars?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy, have you always had that avatar? Didn’t you used to have a giraffe with the same expression?
Was it this one??
Yeah. What’s with the animals with dumb looks on their faces avatars?[/quote]
FUCK YOU!
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy, have you always had that avatar? Didn’t you used to have a giraffe with the same expression?
Was it this one??
Yeah. What’s with the animals with dumb looks on their faces avatars?[/quote]
Yeah. What’s with the shitty comedians with dumb looks on their faces avatars?
I found a phone once at the Pentagon bus stop. Called “home”, the person lived a few blocks from my house. I dropped it off and she gave me $20.
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy, have you always had that avatar? Didn’t you used to have a giraffe with the same expression?
Was it this one??
Yeah. What’s with the animals with dumb looks on their faces avatars?
Yeah. What’s with the shitty comedians with dumb looks on their faces avatars?
[/quote]
Hahaha. The question is did he know he was being hypocritical(ish)?
[quote]TKDCadet04 wrote:
jchenky wrote:
OP you are a dick.
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Try asking somebody here, they seem like helpful peeps… http://omegle.com/
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
Oh please I’m sure you’re all saints in here. Someone lost a cell phone and he found it. La di da Who gives a shit.
Hey i found 40 bucks on the street in the city not too long ago, guess im an asshole for not asking the locals if they lost 40 bucks. Fucking hypocrites.[/quote]
Get the fuck over yourself.
this is stealing!!!
don’t sugar coat it. it is STEALING.
so fuck you and everyone that thinks it is okay. Fucking gutter trash.
YOU are the problem with things today. YOU… so fuck you.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Sarev0k wrote:
Oh please I’m sure you’re all saints in here. Someone lost a cell phone and he found it. La di da Who gives a shit.
Hey i found 40 bucks on the street in the city not too long ago, guess im an asshole for not asking the locals if they lost 40 bucks. Fucking hypocrites.
Get the fuck over yourself.
this is stealing!!!
don’t sugar coat it. it is STEALING.
so fuck you and everyone that thinks it is okay. Fucking gutter trash.
YOU are the problem with things today. YOU… so fuck you.
[/quote]
Bravo!
So at the gf’s house a dog was on her steps laying there. So really we found it and kept it. No just kidding we were kind enough to drive it to the owners house and hand her over. The dog was old and deaf so it was a little hard trying to get her out and in my car lol.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy, have you always had that avatar? Didn’t you used to have a giraffe with the same expression?
Was it this one??
Yeah. What’s with the animals with dumb looks on their faces avatars?[/quote]
Ok, we’re done.
You’re dead to me.
[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
Sarev0k wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy, have you always had that avatar? Didn’t you used to have a giraffe with the same expression?
Was it this one??
Yeah. What’s with the animals with dumb looks on their faces avatars?
Yeah. What’s with the shitty comedians with dumb looks on their faces avatars?
Hahaha. The question is did he know he was being hypocritical(ish)?[/quote]
LOL sorry to keep being contrary, but I think Lanky was just asking–he didn’t say anything was wrong with it.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy, have you always had that avatar? Didn’t you used to have a giraffe with the same expression?
Was it this one??
Yeah. What’s with the animals with dumb looks on their faces avatars?[/quote]
I like to look at pictures of animals with dumb looks on their faces–that’s pretty much it.
The cow is my favorite though.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Sarev0k wrote:
Oh please I’m sure you’re all saints in here. Someone lost a cell phone and he found it. La di da Who gives a shit.
Hey i found 40 bucks on the street in the city not too long ago, guess im an asshole for not asking the locals if they lost 40 bucks. Fucking hypocrites.
Get the fuck over yourself.
this is stealing!!!
don’t sugar coat it. it is STEALING.
so fuck you and everyone that thinks it is okay. Fucking gutter trash.
YOU are the problem with things today. YOU… so fuck you.
[/quote]
Damn. Just…damn.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy, have you always had that avatar? Didn’t you used to have a giraffe with the same expression?
Was it this one??
Yeah. What’s with the animals with dumb looks on their faces avatars?
I like to look at pictures of animals with dumb looks on their faces–that’s pretty much it.
The cow is my favorite though.
[/quote]
Yes.
We’re easily amused.