Been kinda performing some “elitist lurking” on this thread. 
Heeeeeaated.
My thought is that maybe the Dog Pound should be scrapped. Instead, a T-Nation Timer should be set up. You know, to clock your minutes. That way when you hit the alotted time, a alarm will sound with the following message appearing: "Congratulations! You have officially entered the T-Nation Elite zone!"
Boy, I hope there was no grammatical errors in this post and I hope it properly shows that I'm "well read" *sweating profusely*