But do you have the strength to handle 28 wives…
29 ex wives and a Oprah, Tara Reid 3 way
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Damn right she is[/quote]
I’m gonna take it!
Only cuz I kinda like it.
Me and Rock we be into the grannie stuff. Oh yeah!
Cummere Rock lemme “knit you a sweater” and “bake you some cookies”
Cummere Rock, be a good boi![/quote]
Oooo change me and gimme a bath grammema
Ooooo yea
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Damn right she is[/quote]
I’m gonna take it!
Only cuz I kinda like it.
Me and Rock we be into the grannie stuff. Oh yeah!
Cummere Rock lemme “knit you a sweater” and “bake you some cookies”
Cummere Rock, be a good boi![/quote]
Oooo change me and gimme a bath grammema
Ooooo yea
[/quote]
Omgosh! Omgosh! Goooooooood boi! Good boi! Good boi!
I just luffs my weeeeeedle weeeedle Rocky!
I’m so fucking strong I’ve got a court injunction against me to keep me from clapping my hands or snapping my fingers… the fear is the mere act might cause an atom to split and BOOM… you know, national security and all that.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Damn right she is[/quote]
I’m gonna take it!
Only cuz I kinda like it.
Me and Rock we be into the grannie stuff. Oh yeah!
Cummere Rock lemme “knit you a sweater” and “bake you some cookies”
Cummere Rock, be a good boi![/quote]
Oooo change me and gimme a bath grammema
Ooooo yea
[/quote]
Omgosh! Omgosh! Goooooooood boi! Good boi! Good boi!
I just luffs my weeeeeedle weeeedle Rocky![/quote]
Holy smokes Hallowed the bottoms of that set you’re wearing looks painted on. I love it in so many ways. Well maybe two ways.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Damn right she is[/quote]
I’m gonna take it!
Only cuz I kinda like it.
Me and Rock we be into the grannie stuff. Oh yeah!
Cummere Rock lemme “knit you a sweater” and “bake you some cookies”
Cummere Rock, be a good boi![/quote]
Oooo change me and gimme a bath grammema
Ooooo yea
[/quote]
Omgosh! Omgosh! Goooooooood boi! Good boi! Good boi!
I just luffs my weeeeeedle weeeedle Rocky![/quote]
Holy smokes Hallowed the bottoms of that set you’re wearing looks painted on. I love it in so many ways. Well maybe two ways.
[/quote]
Lies!!!
You’re just into the granny talk.
I actually am incapable of understanding anything Count Rockula says ( I can understand all the individual words but can discern no meaning from his sentences) so that leads me to frequently not understanding what those who converse with him mean either.
No shit, there I was minding my own business at the beach a few weeks ago, and due to my incessant sllergies I had a little sneeze. They named it IRENE. Assholes didn’t even say “Bless you”.
[quote]FireFace wrote:
No shit, there I was minding my own business at the beach a few weeks ago, and due to my incessant sllergies I had a little sneeze. They named it IRENE. Assholes didn’t even say “Bless you”.[/quote]
Your ability to have incessant sllergies qualifies you as the strongest among us. You win 98 snternets!
[quote]FireFace wrote:
No shit, there I was minding my own business at the beach a few weeks ago, and due to my incessant sllergies I had a little sneeze. They named it IRENE. Assholes didn’t even say “Bless you”.[/quote]
Awesome
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]FireFace wrote:
No shit, there I was minding my own business at the beach a few weeks ago, and due to my incessant sllergies I had a little sneeze. They named it IRENE. Assholes didn’t even say “Bless you”.[/quote]
Your ability to have incessant sllergies qualifies you as the strongest among us. You win 98 snternets![/quote]
My a-llergies are so strong they had to upgrade the spelling to s-llergies. Don’t people read anymore? It’s true.
[quote]FireFace wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]FireFace wrote:
No shit, there I was minding my own business at the beach a few weeks ago, and due to my incessant sllergies I had a little sneeze. They named it IRENE. Assholes didn’t even say “Bless you”.[/quote]
Your ability to have incessant sllergies qualifies you as the strongest among us. You win 98 snternets![/quote]
My a-llergies are so strong they had to upgrade the spelling to s-llergies. Don’t people read anymore? It’s true. [/quote]
Don’t they sell stronger medicine for people with sllergies? Perhaps a stronger serscription? Then again, if your ability to sustain the sllergies goes away I’ll have to rescind the award of 98 snternets. So don’t take the serscription, keep the sllergies, and keep the 98 snternets.
I just shook a man’s hand and he shat his spleen.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I just shook a man’s hand and he shat his spleen.[/quote]
Next time just curtsy.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I just shook a man’s hand and he shat his spleen.[/quote]
Next time just curtsy.[/quote]
Now we’re back to hurricanes.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Yeah totally! Just last night I was making out with this dude and before I remembered my own strength I accidentally SUCKED OUT HIS SOUL![/quote]
So you married him?
Whenever I jerk off into the toilet, a new whale is born. with my eyes.
DB
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]FireFace wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]FireFace wrote:
No shit, there I was minding my own business at the beach a few weeks ago, and due to my incessant sllergies I had a little sneeze. They named it IRENE. Assholes didn’t even say “Bless you”.[/quote]
Your ability to have incessant sllergies qualifies you as the strongest among us. You win 98 snternets![/quote]
My a-llergies are so strong they had to upgrade the spelling to s-llergies. Don’t people read anymore? It’s true. [/quote]
Don’t they sell stronger medicine for people with sllergies? Perhaps a stronger serscription? Then again, if your ability to sustain the sllergies goes away I’ll have to rescind the award of 98 snternets. So don’t take the serscription, keep the sllergies, and keep the 98 snternets.
[/quote]
I think I’ll keep the 98 snternets. I am saving for a new bionic senis, since I am so strong mine blew off last time I sizzed in the soilet. (too far?)
[quote]FireFace wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]FireFace wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]FireFace wrote:
No shit, there I was minding my own business at the beach a few weeks ago, and due to my incessant sllergies I had a little sneeze. They named it IRENE. Assholes didn’t even say “Bless you”.[/quote]
Your ability to have incessant sllergies qualifies you as the strongest among us. You win 98 snternets![/quote]
My a-llergies are so strong they had to upgrade the spelling to s-llergies. Don’t people read anymore? It’s true. [/quote]
Don’t they sell stronger medicine for people with sllergies? Perhaps a stronger serscription? Then again, if your ability to sustain the sllergies goes away I’ll have to rescind the award of 98 snternets. So don’t take the serscription, keep the sllergies, and keep the 98 snternets.
[/quote]
I think I’ll keep the 98 snternets. I am saving for a new bionic senis, since I am so strong mine blew off last time I sizzed in the soilet. (too far?)
[/quote]
Have fun with your new bionic senis sdventures.