Forgetting About Strength?

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[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]FireFace wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]FireFace wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]FireFace wrote:
No shit, there I was minding my own business at the beach a few weeks ago, and due to my incessant sllergies I had a little sneeze. They named it IRENE. Assholes didn’t even say “Bless you”.[/quote]

Your ability to have incessant sllergies qualifies you as the strongest among us. You win 98 snternets![/quote]

My a-llergies are so strong they had to upgrade the spelling to s-llergies. Don’t people read anymore? It’s true. [/quote]

Don’t they sell stronger medicine for people with sllergies? Perhaps a stronger serscription? Then again, if your ability to sustain the sllergies goes away I’ll have to rescind the award of 98 snternets. So don’t take the serscription, keep the sllergies, and keep the 98 snternets.
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I think I’ll keep the 98 snternets. I am saving for a new bionic senis, since I am so strong mine blew off last time I sizzed in the soilet. (too far?)
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Have fun with your new bionic senis sdventures.[/quote]

Sellz to the Seahzz, Srah!

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I like to catch mice and keep them in my pockets but they always die after I pet them.
Then there was this one chick in the barn that wouldn’t be quiet so I held her mouth and shook her and she died too.
My best and only friend had to shot me in the face because of it.
The end.

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It’s funny you say that. I actually thought of that very book upon reading the original post.

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I’ve forgotten more about strenght than you’ll ever learn.

(hope nobody’s posted that line already)

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[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I’ve forgotten more about strenght than you’ll ever learn.

(hope nobody’s posted that line already)[/quote]

No, but we’ve already had our fill of “I caused the earthquake/hurricane” jokes.

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Yeah totally! Just last night I was making out with this dude and before I remembered my own strength I accidentally SUCKED OUT HIS SOUL![/quote]

Lies.

You did it on purpose.

And it’s not the first time.