Forgetting About Strength?

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Anyone else forget they are stronger than the average person and engage in play with them like usual?

Today I patted my profs shoulder and noticed his knee buckle.

Saturday night I had a pillow fight with this girl I used to party with back in 08…that ended with a nose bleed for her lol

I fuck up on handshakes too. I always go for purposefully firm…can’t limp wrist that shit. But every now and then I see water building in the recpiants eye

I also break things…computer mice…glasses…door handles

Oh and bags of chips and cereal…can’t do it. Bag explodes

Anyone else?

Waits for hilarious responses

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Damn, that’s weird because today I patted my profs shoulder and noticed his knee buckle. Saturday night I had a pillow fight with this girl I used to party with back in 08…that ended with a nose bleed for her lol. I fuck up on handshakes too. I always go for purposefully firm…can’t limp wrist that shit. But every now and then I see water building in the recpiants eye. I also break things…computer mice…glasses…door handles. Oh and bags of chips and cereal…can’t do it. Bag explodes.

We must be the strongest people on the planet!

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Funny you should mention that Rock.

Just today I noticed a Stop sign that was turned off-angle. I went to go adjust and accidentally pulled the fucker clear out. It was cemented into the ground.

Whodathunk!

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Yeah totally! Just last night I was making out with this dude and before I remembered my own strength I accidentally SUCKED OUT HIS SOUL!

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[quote]165StateChamp wrote:
Damn, that’s weird because today I patted my profs shoulder and noticed his knee buckle. Saturday night I had a pillow fight with this girl I used to party with back in 08…that ended with a nose bleed for her lol. I fuck up on handshakes too. I always go for purposefully firm…can’t limp wrist that shit. But every now and then I see water building in the recpiants eye. I also break things…computer mice…glasses…door handles. Oh and bags of chips and cereal…can’t do it. Bag explodes.

We must be the strongest people on the planet!
[/quote]

Ever feel like ab outcast for having such freak abilities?

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[quote]SSC wrote:
Funny you should mention that Rock.

Just today I noticed a Stop sign that was turned off-angle. I went to go adjust and accidentally pulled the fucker clear out. It was cemented into the ground.

Whodathunk![/quote]

One time I was flying a kite that got stuck in a tree. I pulled the line on the kite and the tree came down…japanese tsunami

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Yeah totally! Just last night I was making out with this dude and before I remembered my own strength I accidentally SUCKED OUT HIS SOUL![/quote]

That’s more of an amaxing felatio thing…

Ya know?

Hallowed can suck the chrome off a 57 cadillac

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Yeah totally! Just last night I was making out with this dude and before I remembered my own strength I accidentally SUCKED OUT HIS SOUL![/quote]

That’s more of an amaxing felatio thing…

Ya know?

Hallowed can suck the chrome off a 57 cadillac[/quote]

SUCCUBUS!!!

Feels so good you wont even miss your soul mane.

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Yeah totally! Just last night I was making out with this dude and before I remembered my own strength I accidentally SUCKED OUT HIS SOUL![/quote]

That’s more of an amaxing felatio thing…

Ya know?

Hallowed can suck the chrome off a 57 cadillac[/quote]

SUCCUBUS!!!

Feels so good you wont even miss your soul mane.
[/quote]

Jokes on you

I have no soul

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Yeah totally! Just last night I was making out with this dude and before I remembered my own strength I accidentally SUCKED OUT HIS SOUL![/quote]

That’s more of an amaxing felatio thing…

Ya know?

Hallowed can suck the chrome off a 57 cadillac[/quote]

SUCCUBUS!!!

Feels so good you wont even miss your soul mane.
[/quote]

Jokes on you

I have no soul
[/quote]

S’okay Rock, I’ve got enough soul for both of us.

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Yeah totally! Just last night I was making out with this dude and before I remembered my own strength I accidentally SUCKED OUT HIS SOUL![/quote]

That’s more of an amaxing felatio thing…

Ya know?

Hallowed can suck the chrome off a 57 cadillac[/quote]

SUCCUBUS!!!

Feels so good you wont even miss your soul mane.
[/quote]

Jokes on you

I have no soul
[/quote]

S’okay Rock, I’ve got enough soul for both of us.[/quote]

Nope

If you did you would’ve dropped some motown here

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I like where this is going.

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Nice thread, a way to brag about how strong you are without actually bragging. Don’t mind me though continue stroking your penises.

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MY GOD DAMNED PANTS DON’T FIT!

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[quote]Nards wrote:
MY GOD DAMNED PANTS DON’T FIT![/quote]

Please be careful! If you forget your strength and make any sudden movements those pants are gonna fucking hulk out shredd right off youre massively strong quads!

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I was just driving to school…made a left turm into the lot with such force I ripped the steering wheel out and my car flipped over.

Fuck

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[quote]SSC wrote:
Funny you should mention that Rock.

Just today I noticed a Stop sign that was turned off-angle. I went to go adjust and accidentally pulled the fucker clear out. It was cemented into the ground.

Whodathunk![/quote]

Funny you should mention that SSC –

Just today I noticed I had a flat tire, but didn’t have a jack.

I knelt down beside the car to lift it a little after I loosened the lugnuts, and I flipped the fucking car over.

I mean, WHOODDATHUNKIT???

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HULK SMASH!!!

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I was jerking off yesterday and i ripped my helmet clean off. :frowning:

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Funny you all should mention all of this, as just this morning during PT, I was doing pushups while the others were running, and they all fell due to the earth moving violently. The funny thing is, it stopped when I was finished. Go figure…