For Born Again Christians Only

If you are a born-again Christian – at a certain time of you life, you realized you were a sinner and came to Jesus Christ to save you from sin, then I want you to post ONE SENTENCE why you love God.

AGAIN – ONLY POST IF YOU ARE A BORN-AGAIN BELIEVER IN CHRIST.

I love God because He first loved me and saved me.

How many simultaneous God damned motherfucking religious threads do you need at one time?

TUBE STEAK BOOGIE MOTHEFUCKER!

I love Thor because he rapes Jesus’ ass with his magic hammer while simultanously drinking mead.

I know.
Gonna burn slowly for that one.

because one night I prayed that my girlfriend would give me the brown love, and lo, later that evening she passed out and couldn’t say no. I have worshipped him ever since.

[quote]juninho wrote:
because one night I prayed that my girlfriend would give me the brown love, and lo, later that evening she passed out and couldn’t say no. I have worshipped him ever since.[/quote]

hehehehe

Jesus was a man. Only cocksucking faggots love men. Hehehe

Steveo, you’re a very religious Christian man, good for you. So stop trying to fucking push it on everybody else on a bodybuilding site. Go start some holy roller site where you can glorify your own beliefs with other people who would do something other than wipe their asses with your opinion. Have a nice day :slight_smile:

[quote]steveo5801 wrote:

I love God because He first loved me and saved me.[/quote]

Now he has his work cut out, saving you from yourself. (get help).

There should be no more replies to this thread.

Let this troll job die.

Yeah youve got it, Schwarzfahrer.

Germanics go to Walhalla, f*ck the last 1200 of christian missionary.

[quote]Ken Kaniff wrote:
Yeah youve got it, Schwarzfahrer.

Germanics go to Walhalla, f*ck the last 1200 of christian missionary.[/quote]

Ooooooooooodiiiiiiiiin!!!

It’s amazing how much Satan hates Jesus, nobody talks crap about Buddha, Krishna, Mohamed, Odin, etc, etc, etc…but Jesus, oh boy, it’s open season…

[quote]jlesk68 wrote:
It’s amazing how much Satan hates Jesus, nobody talks crap about Buddha, Krishna, Mohamed, Odin, etc, etc, etc…but Jesus, oh boy, it’s open season…[/quote]

Satan my ass.
How many times does some Hare Krishna guy pollute the forum with threads like: chant or die!!!,how often you read how self-proclaimed Berserkers tell you about their personal relationship with Odin and that it’s important for you to do the same, how many similar threads from Muslim fanatics mess up the politics forum?

[quote]jlesk68 wrote:
It’s amazing how much Satan hates Jesus, nobody talks crap about Buddha, Krishna, Mohamed, Odin, etc, etc, etc…but Jesus, oh boy, it’s open season…[/quote]

Amen. Brother.

[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
jlesk68 wrote:
It’s amazing how much Satan hates Jesus, nobody talks crap about Buddha, Krishna, Mohamed, Odin, etc, etc, etc…but Jesus, oh boy, it’s open season…

Satan my ass.
How many times does some Hare Krishna guy pollute the forum with threads like: chant or die!!!,how often you read how self-proclaimed Berserkers tell you about their personal relationship with Odin and that it’s important for you to do the same, how many similar threads from Muslim fanatics mess up the politics forum? [/quote]

I agree.
Those who love and follow Jesus will never stop talking about Him, during Roman times they could have easily spared their lives if they would’ve just shut up, but they didn’t. They chose to burn at the stake than to renounce Jesus and swear allegiance to the Pope, so what makes you think that your cheap insults are going to chase away a believer, lol…

“…If I had a hammer…I’d hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening…”

Satan my ass.
How many times does some Hare Krishna guy pollute the forum with threads like: chant or die!!!,how often you read how self-proclaimed Berserkers tell you about their personal relationship with Odin and that it’s important for you to do the same, how many similar threads from Muslim fanatics mess up the politics forum? [/quote]

Well, I do not visit the forums that much. But if I do scan through it is often that I see “Christian slams” but not a whole lot else against any other. Yes there are others who forcefully give there opinion. But as JLESK pointed out-not a whole lot of retaliation goes their way.

[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
jlesk68 wrote:
It’s amazing how much Satan hates Jesus, nobody talks crap about Buddha, Krishna, Mohamed, Odin, etc, etc, etc…but Jesus, oh boy, it’s open season…

Satan my ass.
How many times does some Hare Krishna guy pollute the forum with threads like: chant or die!!!,how often you read how self-proclaimed Berserkers tell you about their personal relationship with Odin and that it’s important for you to do the same, how many similar threads from Muslim fanatics mess up the politics forum? [/quote]

You’ve named your ass, Satan?

[quote]steveo5801 wrote:

You’ve named your ass, Satan?

[/quote]

Yeah, he calls it “steveo5801”.

[quote]tme wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:

You’ve named your ass, Satan?

Yeah, he calls it “steveo5801”.

[/quote]

Wow, you sound like you’re really close to Schwarzfahrer’s ass, to be on a first name basis and all…

I think I understand how this whole thing works now.

If someone begins a thread entitled…oh let’s see, “Bikers Only” or, “Rap Lovers Only” everyone should immediately post how much they hate that particular topic.

Okay…got it!