So it begins! My new GOMAD diet.
I’ve always loved those Cadbury bunny eggs.
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See, you could do GOMAD AND the dozen eggs a day from Building the Monolith
It all makes sense now. Jim really just loves chocolate!
The company made no secret of it
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Meanwhile, I’m over here mixing sugar free/fat free cheesecake jello in my fat free greek yogurt and calling myself a genius.
Weight loss makes you weird…
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You guys banging on American chocolate, I’m fighting all of you. I’m not in the best of shape, so we’ll be doing 1-min rounds with 3-min breaks. Please queue up in order of size, so I get a chance to warm up. @anna_5588, I think you’re first.
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If you need to do some carboloading before the fight, I know a quick way to get in about 45000 calories…
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Give me a second, I need to call my hitman 
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Let me know when you get through all the others…my 290 lb self will be waiting.
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I may burn through all my righteous anger before it’s your turn (truth be told, I’ll probably burn through it just chasing @anna_5588 around the ring in the first round). Probably don’t need to alter your plans at this juncture.
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Let me know if you need some back. Snickers is still the best selling candy in the world. American chocolate can’t be that bad. 
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Cool beanz, you and I will tag-team all these haters. It’s on like Michelle Kwan.
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Strategically speaking, it might be better to start with @cyclonengineer , cuz if you’re going to get whomped on, it’s at least better optics that the guy is 6’6" and 290 lbs., rather than our budding 'lil social scientist at 4’10 and right around a hundred.
That’s they way I’d approach it, fwiw.
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That’s true. you’ve exaggerated my statistics a little but I am pretty sure all fighters do that anyway. Plus, if you’re not exhausted yet, you have a good chance of being faster than me.
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I am risk averse and find that I derive greater net utility by hiring someone to fight for me. The optics would be great
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Upon reflection–same. An idea: Wadda ya say we both hire someone to fight on our behalfs*? (Dibs on @cyclonengineer.)
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*(Behalves? Or do two behalfs = one bewhole?)
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Better hope she can’t afford @T3hPwnisher , he fights a robot in his basement and watches videos on how to power punch people for fun. Also, apparently he can’t give up, so that’s got to become an issue at some point for his opponent
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I don’t think pwn is up for hire
Everything has a price my dear
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