You know what else would be awesome? That I continue to eat the scrambled eggs I like and that I bought the eggs in order to have!
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Although now Iām thinking about egg salad, which WOULD be really awesome.
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I just found out that the non- Asian friends Iām made on discord are Jewish.
THus, my attempts to make friends who are not Asian or Jewish has landed me with more Asian and Jewish friends 
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You know whatās also really awesome?
Bolthouse farms honey mustard dressing.
Slowly but surely my life is changing due to an infusion of different thinking.
I never liked honey mustard anything before. Now an alarm goes off every 6 days that requires a chicken salad with honey mustard dressing.
Especially the aforementioned.
My lunch everyday in elementary school was Costco egg salad sandwiches.
Still crave them on occasion
I did Hatfield Squats today. I had forgotten what a monstrosity these are. There is no real failure point. I mean you help out someone who is going to get pinned by a bench with a pinkie finger and they finish the lift. So with two hands pulling you up from the bottom of the squat your legs are going to pain city. Its your brain vs your will. Iām frightened for next week
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Itās 9.30am and I have a full bottle of coke in a small fridge beside my desk in my home āofficeā and itāll be empty by 5pm. It will be the same tomorrow. And the day after. And the nextā¦
I keep blow pops in my home office. I rationalize that they help me be creative 
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Any idea on how I can rationalize my pack of cigs on my desk? 
If you like nicotine, you gotta try the gum. Itās 4 mg. of tuti-fruity happiness.
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Pre-made egg salad? Hmm. I dunno.
Says the woman who ate bologna and cheese sandwiches every day for years (also elementary school).
Iām not down with honey mustard, and I canāt (ABSOLUTELY CANNOT) eat chicken or ham salads, though I eat both chicken and ham. I can only eat tuna and egg salad, in terms of mashed-up-with-mayo foods, for reasons that are unclear to everyone, including me.
Conversely, I will eat chicken casserole, but not tuna.
I will eat chicken, tuna, and ham sandwiches, but will only eat egg salad with a fork.
There are rules.
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I confess I give up on the benchā¦
Iāve gained weight and worked my ass off on press, and Iām still considerably weaker on bench.
I spent most of 2019- early 2020 benching 4-5x/week and still didnāt gain even a kilo on itā¦
F this, Iām pressing
This always confuses me. It must be an etymological thing, but I only think of salads in terms of these things-
I blame Big Mayo for the blurring of the word. It could have been Kraft, maybe Hellmans? Either or both, itās all the same to me.
We all know who the real mayonnaise is.
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Yes, salad should be to cover the last meal the animal on your plate didnāt get to have.
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I assume we are talking about canned tuna for the salad? What kind do you buy? I really like tuna salad but the last few times I have bought tuna I ended up chunking it, could not get past the smell and texture. We use to eat it quite frequently but it seems to be "different ā now.
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In the 2020s, all tuna is ātunaā
really, I just wanted to post the link below to demonstrate what a steaming turds fact checking articles are
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That was interesting. I was thinking more on the lines of the processing end of things, but who knows maybe itās not even tuna 
I bought the all white albacore last time and when I opened the canā¦ it smelled more like bait.
I reads this sentence without the word āpopsā and it made a lot of sense !
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@T3hPwnisher was addressing something like this in someoneās log where he tagged me.
Simply put, once youāve maxed out your ability to progress through technical proficiency and mechanical efficiency, building muscle in the right places would be the only way to bring up a lift.
EDIT:
Also, youāre only as strong as your weakest link. If your triceps and chest are whatās holding you back, working your ass off on pressing (Iām assuming you meant overhead pressing) wonāt really do much.
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I confess that the 4th of July protein sale ads are driving me crazy on this site, because they are really yummy and I have 2 boxes of them in my basement right now ready for me to tear into themā¦but I apparently donāt train hard enough to need them.