Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 2)

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That one legitimately got me!

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I went to Denny’s a few times and felt like I was the whore for cheating on Waffle House.

Had dinner with Marilyn Manson at Denny’s

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Well, fuck. I’m jealous.

Jk… but he had been at that Denny’s before

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It’s amazing how much of a difference having an actual mixing bowl and whisk makes

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My co-worker showed me and other co-workers a picture of his naked wife while we were eating barbecue together.

It’s safety week, and the general Contractor decided to get Mission Barbecue catering, so that every trade partner can eat together on the second floor of our unfinished educational building.

He wasn’t drunk or anything.

I wonder if he’ll regret doing that cause what the hell man, that’s your WIFE… :joy:

You were never in the military.

This could be the start of a chain of events that eventually leads to him showing you a picture of his barbecue while you are eating his wife.

Swingers are usually really friendly like that.

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I don’t like leftovers, I like my food fresh.

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Or high school.

Huh?

You might already know this, but using a side-to-side motion creates more shear force than a circular motion. Also stir from your shoulder, not your wrist.

This is why I make hollandaise in a blender now.

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The only blender I have is a magic bullet. It’s great for pureeing small batches (what I need most of the time), but I can’t do nice sauces in it.

I confess that, after getting back yesterday from 5 weeks at sea, and being awake for about 36 hours straight, I went straight to the gym, then came home and fell asleep.

I slept from 11am until about 1am, when I woke up. Now just being home, I had zero food in my fridge. I also had not eaten since lunch the previous day, so I woke up starving. I could not find any sort of grocery store or decent restaurant open, so I decided to just go to the closest fast food place to me. I had Kentucky Fried Chicken for the first time in probably 8 years, and I did not skimp on my orders. After all, I had a day and a half of eating to make up for.

I further confess I have gone to my toilet no less than 6 times in the 13 hours since, and have passed more blood than chicken. Idk what the hell is in KFC, but dear god is that chicken out for revenge

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THIS is a confession! Well done. I have to imagine that taking a baseline zero gut microbiome and calibrating it to KFC has put you in a position where your stomach acids can now be used to enrich uranium.

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Ugh… i hate to admit it. BUT i finally will ! Starting Strength is a perfectly fine program for rank beginner’s to start building a base to work from.

I…I feel dirty admitting it. I need a shower.

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I think the program is fine. Don’t like the inventor.

Yeah its perfectly fine…

Most people knock it ( besides Rip being the reason ) is because they want a Bodybuilding program.

But is it ok to use a trap bar?

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