I will never tell. 
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Iāve fucking had it with vets. Have a cat which was fur mowing till both flanks were completely bald. Did this for 2 years. Went to multiple vets. Did testing for mites. Given spot treatment for mites even though there were no mites. Anti-fungal shampoo even though there was no sign of it under a blacklight. Lime sulphur dips. Anti-histamines. Steroids. Bloodwork. Hypoallergenic food at fucking $60 bucks for 2kg.
Andā¦ get thisā¦ TESTED FOR HYPERTHYROIDISM. The fuckerās almost overweight and sleeps like a bum.
Then all of them said it was āstressā. Asked them about environmental factors multiple times. It looked OBVIOUS. Flanks, ass, belly, parts of legs that take the pressure when in contact with surfaces, base of tail. Said it was unlikely as long as we kept the place clean and dust free. Pushed the buck back to me after taking hundreds of bucks from me.
Stressā¦
āDo your cats get along?ā āAny changes in the home?ā āDid you replace any furniture?ā "Is your household frequently noisy? āHow often do you tap dance naked in front of them?ā
3 fucking Feliway diffusers in different places for months. Stopped it all 6 months ago. Didnāt work.
Stress doesnāt fucking make you suddenly jerk and chew on an area all the time without any form of provocation. Motherfucking common sense. Told this to them. Disregarded it. Sooner or later theyād probably have told me itās a ācutterā and prescribed Billy Corganās greatest hits.
Switched to steam cleaning over a month ago. All itās fur grew back. ALL OF IT. Turns out it was allergic to chemicals in normal floor cleaners. The ultra mild shit you use when you have kids crawling all over the place.
FUCK.
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This has to be my favourite one. What is it with people assuming that you only get good gainz when you start training and that as you get old or your gainz have run out, like you have a predetermined amount.
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Breakfast for gaining
If you can see the plate, youāre doing it wrong.
For noting, I canāt say Iām not disappointed that the Wednesday breakfast wasnāt arranged so there were two eggs on either side of one end of the cucumber
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You read my mind about the cucumber 
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@Edgy @SkyzykS Iām here!!! Just going through lifeā¦stuff. On the good side I lost 30lb over the last 6 months without trying. Back in the gym.
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Miss you round these parts, @theBeth ā¦.
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Welcome back!
People? I think you mean beta bitch dudes. This is why us mere mortals are āburned down onlineā (not my wordsā¦) by greater beings.
I confess the 4th of July red, white, and blue triple stuffed Oreos with Pop Rocks in the icing are completely worth whatever fat gain they may cause me. So far the triple stuffed-ness makes me feel shitty after just 3, so I havenāt binged. Just use them as post-workout carbs.
I confess I set up a July 4th cooking livestream with some classmates just to avoid having dinner with the family friend and the likely resulting debauchery
I also confess Iāve been spending WAYY too much time on discord instead of reading papers like Iām supposed to
Pop Rocks? I feel like thereās too much going on when you begin adding those in, haha.
mouthfeel!
The pop helps cut through the triple filling
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Pop rocks are truly something that spoil a dessert for me
Jesus Christ. Some dude asking about neurotypes wants to study Traditional Chinese Medicine and brought up Poliquin and Chinese elements and shit.
I wasnāt born with enough middle fingersā¦
TCM is NONSENSE. PURE NONSENSE. Do not ever buy into that shit. Itās like Western āholisticā medicine nonsense but people here still take it seriously because lots of us couldnāt afford real medical treatment just a couple of decades ago.
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But look at all of the old ancient magical things that happen somewhere else!
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The real magic is how itās become a multi-billion dollar industry lol.
Its the ginseng. From West Virginia. 
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And endorsement from the President of China for POLITICAL REASONS.
Fucking shit, the CCP claimed they cured irreversible brain damage through TCM after āWestern methodsā failed 20 years ago when a popular news anchor had a terrible accident.
It was broadcast so widely at the time it made international news, or at least regional ones. But we never saw her appear again after that despite the āfactā that she was ācuredā. Anywhere.
FFS, at least get someone healthy, fake the ābrain damageā FIRST and THEN let the ācured patientā show up in public AFTER ātreatmentā. But no, they didnāt even fucking bother to at that time. No internet. Centralized, government owned and controlled press. Also, I guess no one had seen how faith healers in the West do their shit yet.
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