Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 2)

I figured since I was up I’d get a jump on the day and go shopping before it gets crazy.

Plan worked a little too good. Store doesn’t open for another 20 minutes. :man_facepalming:

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Ha! No crowds in the car!

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Yep. I don’t like sitting in cars though. Too boxed in. Just watching the employees filing in.

As people watching goes, seeing what they’re like on the way in, early Sunday morning is a goldmine!

I don’t know how people can be so comfortable in their vehicles.

My wife is like this. We will get to a store and she is willing to sit and finish whatever on her phone. I want to get out and get the trip over with as soon as possible. Sitting in the car is nerve wracking.

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If I’m the one screwing around on my phone, it’s all good. If I have to wait for my husband to finish on his, I’m antsy.

I do love reading in the car, though. Like letting him run into Home Depot while I read. I think moms/parents become acclimated to car-sitting because of kid pickups. You want a good spot at the elementary school, and that requires getting there 15 minutes early. So you load up all the things you’ll need to survive - water, a book, maybe a snack.

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I think for me its like a hyper vigilance thing. Look in left mirror, right, center, scan, repeat. If the car is moving I’m pretty much fine.

But if I get out and move around and I can see my surroundings, I’m good. :+1:

Then I can people watch and entertain myself with the comings and goings of the general public.

Thats all done for the day though. Now I can make my crock pot roast. :smiley:

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I confess I don’t know where to put this…

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His face is more german shepherd than buck. I think there may be further identification issues to sort through. Once he heals, of course.

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He also doesn’t seem to know that deer older than about 1 year don’t have spots, and the ears are all wrong.
Clearly didn’t spend enough time understanding his identity.

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I’ve had a couple hunters tell me I should wear blaze orange when I’m out for fall mushrooms.

I asked the one guy “When is the last time you saw a deer wearing a blue shirt, walking upright, carying a bag of mushrooms?”.

So, blaze orange it shall be next fall. :rofl:

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Maybe he was going for Axis deer instead of whitetail. They keep their spots and the antlers are similiar.

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That’s an angrier, more dog-like face, too.

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I’ve never seen a deer with a unibrow before.

Also,

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That belongs in the stupid thread…

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That “tree” is ugly as fuck.

shopping

You probably don’t even have a collection of bleached skulls, do you?

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I confess I am embarrassed by how much I like that.

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It is pretty cool. :+1:

Bone Collector archery stuff I think.

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I didn’t make it, my Christmas shit is actually cute. All the twinkle lights.

For some reason I want to tackle that pile of death though, just to see how bad it would be.

Strange how brains work.

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I confess that with all the protein I am eating right now, close to 300g a day. I am spending more time visiting the bathroom. This would not be a problem accept that the doms from all the squatting makes the toilet seat experience a less than enjoyable one.

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