If it was a cold it would’ve gone away by now, this is not a cold. I think this fool has aids or something idk.
I think we can assume it’s not that.
EDIT: If so, he has bigger issues than an annoyed roommate.
Uhhh, how are you jshaving?
I confess to having my first McDonald’s hamburger in years yesterday. The return of Halloween bucket happy meals inspired the family to have that for dinner. Went plain, no bun, and they’re still tasty.
But I also confess that my wife got selected for a career broadening opportunity, which means she’ll travel away from home a few times next year…which means, to me, the Gaston challenge of 40 eggs may finally happen…
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Every time I get sore, I subconsciously move like an old person for some reason
Technically speaking, he ate 4 dozen eggs as a boy… Later in life, he ate 5 dozen eggs a day.
You’re gonna have to catch up if you ever want to be roughly the size of a barn.
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Even MORE technically speaking, he ate 4 dozen eggs a day as a lad to GET large, and now that he’s GROWN he eats 5 dozen eggs to be roughly the size of a barge.
Since I’m not barge size yet: I have to start with 4, haha.
But you also caught me that I wrote 40 instead of 4 dozen. Post push up brain not work good.
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4 dozen boiled eggs isn’t actually that wild from a calorie standpoint. Less than 3500 calories
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Believe me: I’ve crunched the numbers, haha. I’m considering cheating and using medium size eggs vs large+, as I feel those would actually be more accurate to what was available in France at the time.
On that note, in the opening song, there is the line “I need 6 eggs/that’s too expensive!”, and it’s been pointed out to me that, most likely, eggs are so expensive in that town because Gaston has single handedly created scarcity by eating the entire supply on a daily basis.
That’s just outstanding.
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Nobody can eat 50 eggs.
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Hold my milk.
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OR, what if we had it wrong all along and he was just smashing through Quail eggs?
I have to admit, your level of comprehension in the Disneyverse is far superior to my own.
My boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs.
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They were probably more likely to be small tbh
I’ve eaten 24 in one sitting before and I’m only slightly more than half the size of @T3hPwnisher
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Dude, I wish I could not think like this sometime.
I was reading my kid a Bearenstain Bears book (stain, not stein: we’ve all been Mandela’d) and it was talking about Easter.
I started thinking “Wait, is it regular Easter? So Jesus was around? So humans exist in the Bear universe? Or was it a Bear Jesus? Is God a Bear, and created all these Bears in his image? And then had a bear son that was crucified by Roman bears, only to die and come back and grant salvation to the other bears?!”
Yes, I said this, out loud, in the middle of reading this story. My kid has learned to just let the tire fire burn. Eventually, I’ll start reading again.
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Well yeah, but no one will sell me those!
and @FlatsFarmer was quoting a popular Paul Newman movie.
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If you need any support (structural) or anything, let me know. It’ll be on the house.
I like seeing people reach their goals. 
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Dude, if I were to assemble my “Strongman Support A-Team”, a welder would be in the top spot, followed by a butcher, a farmer…and then maybe a coach, haha.
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Since I am closer to barge size - if you smash 4 dozen, I will attempt 5 - just because I can.
If it’s over the course of the day that means it would be 4-5 per hour based on 12 daylight hours - doesn’t sound too hard.
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