Take the flattery. It’s a good ego boost.
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I know, I know, just trying to make you guys chuckle a bit lol
Guys = they in the current pronoun correct world.
Consider yourself a stud for attracting them.
(See, I changed they to them - I am Wile E. Coyote, Genius)
I should do myself a favor and quit following these random news accounts on Instagram. “Father killed by driver while trying to retrieve child’s favorite toy from interstate”. That makes me sad…lowkey ruined my mood
I confess I had the best barber visit ever this week. The young man didn’t speak a single word of my native language and presumably no English either. A colleague of his was able to roughly (well his grasp of our shared language was a bit rough) translate what I wanted and off he went. He seemed immensely focused and I’m content with the outcome.
But the point is: I didn’t have to do any of the smalltalk! I think I may need to request that guy from now on until he adjusts and has time to learn the language, haha.
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Did you wear a black arm band when they shot the man who said “peace could last forever”? And in my first memories they shot Kennedy. I went numb when I learned to see. So I never fell for Vietnam you’ve got the Wall of DC to remind us all. That you can’t trust freedom when it’s not in your hands. When everybody’s fighting for the Promised Land and…
I don’t need no civil war. It feeds the rich while it buries the poor. Your power hungry selling soldiers in a human grocery store (ain’t that fresh?)
I don’t need no civil war… nono…no…no…no
“We practice selective annihilation of mayors and government offcials to create a vacuum. Then we fill that vacuum. As popular war advances, peace is closer.”
I also confess typed out the stuff above from memory alone and I’ve not heard that song for at least 7+ years lol.
And I really don’t have time at the moment to dwell deep into issues, nor have I been following any news of any kind because I’m literally working and study 16+ hour days 24/7 and I don’t even know ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT’S HAPPENING IN UKRAINE.
Sorry man. That’s my second confession.
I confess I’m so fucking spaced out during my off time I wrote the above reply because I thought I was in the Flame Free Confession Thread. I just found out it was in the Politics thread after I saw top right icon had a reply to me
@zecarlo
LMAO
My 2 kettlebells’s have been laying on the ground in the woods behind my house for months.
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Lol, this sounds like something I would do
Why would you lie in the woods behind Flats house, that is just weird !!!
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Just woke up from a dead sleep and ate 1,000+ calories of peanut butter. About to go back to bed.
Diet is going well.
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I spend way too much money on Amazon for shit I don’t really need and end up usually giving away to family members.
Heyyyyy Bauber, my totally long lost cousin. You know, I’m a big fan of….stuff.
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Butt plugs and massive dildos?
I got you fam.
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Oh hell nawwww
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I’m embarrassed to admit that 2 games worth of beer league softball have left me so sore I had to push my workout to tomorrow. The same formula as high school still works - weak slap to the left side of the infield puts me on base 100% of the time. But that’s a lot of sprinting. Add in playing outfield and not having judged a fly ball for 10 years and my hips, hammies, and groin are toast.
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It is usually automotive / construction tools or gun related stuff haha.
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don’t you have enough guns and amo to supply a small army??
Indeed, which requires cleaning paraphernalia, accessories, safe racks, etc.
I buy local as much as possible, but online has just such a large variety to try new products.
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I like to think that you’re just a different kind of nerd since you like to collect guns
Huge nerd - self proclaimed and admitted.
Massive fantasy book reader, attorney, MMO playing nerd that also likes fast cars and guns.
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