Playboy clothing merchandise is making a strong come back apparently. All the kids doing all the weird things that make y’all mad are now doing it in trashy clothing. Fun times
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I confess I splurged for meal prep this week and bought nice steaks. Promptly over cooked them all. I haven’t messed up a steak in sooo long, let alone 4 big ones 
Feel like I should turn in my man card
Don’t forget the stupid ass haircut
And some sort of crappy tattoo done by their “tattoo artist” friend in a basement.
Worst version of these dudes are the ones who carry one of those stupid tripods to film themselves too.
Also, those calf hiding pants don’t hide anything when they are almost as tight as female leggings…
Haven’t been in a commercial gym in going on 6 years now. Kinda makes me want to go back with a day pass on a Monday at 530pm just to see what “the kids” are doing these days haha
TikTok is free…
I can promise you the only thing “the kids” have changed is their shitty mushroom-top haircuts. The antics are still exactly what you remember, only it always seems worse, no matter how many times you see it.
For a generation that knew how to work an iPhone before they could talk, they sure don’t know how to use it for anything good.
Disclaimer: This post is 100% NOT flame free.
Tiktok is nothing more than a bunch of above average wealth having, below average chest having, above average makeup skill having tweens with shitty dance skills and gender-neutral haircuts.
Disclaimer: also not flame free
Flame free (hopefully)
“Kids” (my generation and younger) aren’t necessarily acting more dumb than older generations were at the same age. Social media just makes their behaviour more visible to a larger audience.
For example, my dad and his cousins loved to play catch with mini fire cracker things during CNY. One of them got his thumb blown off. My mum has a similar story of male cousins doing dumb things with firecrackers. They lived on opposite sides of China at the time so tiktok apparently wasn’t needed to spread this
One of my uncles is also partially deaf bc another uncle thought it was a good idea to shoot him at point blank with an air soft gun like thing.
He said this type of behaviour wasn’t uncommon among the boys in the area. I’m sure if they had Tik Tok and posted a video of the “firecracker challenge” or “facing the firing squad”, it would be attacked by you guys
Tbh, I highly doubt many of the tiktok kids today would do something like this or be allowed to lol.
We used .177 caliber BB guns.
There were rules though because we were smart.
No more than 2 pumps unless you got mad.
Body shots only unless you couldnt hit anything else.
Like when dudes would take cover and only peek their head out. That gets frustrating, so eventually you shoot them in the face.
I resemble this remark, someone called me chicken legs when I was wearing long baggy shorts the other week and I was greatly offended
Are those your legs, or are you riding a chicken?
I give little bro shit over his calves all the time
They’re well developed but mine are literally bigger
Youre lucky this is flame free
I KNOW ya’ll ain’t flaming on JNCOs
Only thing missing from this photo is a wallet with a STUPIDLY long chain attached
It would have to be a mutant chicken
I remember seeing these about 20 years ago, can confirm I never owned or considered buying.
I feel like I should elaborate on the baggy shorts despite the fact it’s flame free:
I bought a size too big and lost weight
what action did you take ? running 2000km a year for 5 years was great for my calf development … just putting out there as an option 
Pfft, sounds like junk volume to me.
Yer but the last 1-2 km is where all the gainz is
I’ve recently been saying I am completely worthless with hardware. This is not hyperbole. I cannot even use a fucking measuring tape right. Gave the wrong measurements to someone for some shit I needed to be custom made for the house, THIS is how worthless I am. Luckily I was the one around when it was delivered and I hid it while reordering another so the wife doesn’t know or I think I’ll be sleeping on the sofa for a week.