Man, don’t even sweat it: there is a whole industry based around making this all seem way too complicated. Eating less and working more just always works.
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I am triggered that it has “is it a nut?” and then asks “is it a peanut”, because I am DEFINITELY one of those dudes that says “ACKUALLY a peanut is a legume!”
Primarily because I get upset when people say “I can’t eat peanuts: I have a nut allergy”
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Didn’t you say in another thread that you have reoccurring dreams about falling into a wood chipper. Seems like a justified fear now lol.
Yeah, but I started having that dream in my early 20’s when I started using a chipper.
So with hard work and dedication, dreams Can come true! 
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This is like Jimminy Cricket singing “When you Wish Upon a Star” before flying straight into a bug zapper.
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That on got a good bit of real life laughing. 
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Speaking of dreams:
Did anyone else see Gwyneth take a bite of her Vagina Candle? Then be pleasantly surprised by the flavor?
I didn’t dream that, did I?
I feel like this belongs in my training journal
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I confess that I wonder if someone has ever used dog food or cat food to bulk up.
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Is a legume a nut?
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Based purely off what I know from Almond Joy, it is not.
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Nope.
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Your sarcasm detector is faulty. 
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Confession: I was intrigued by this because Ive had a massive crush on Gwyneth Paltrow and that general archetype of refined/crunchy/batsh*t crazy females for a really long time.
Turns out that the candles can be very dangerous, exploding with a volcanic fury of fire and destruction.
So now I really have a crush on them too.
And typically I strongly dislike scented candles. Not my kind of thing at all.
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But perhaps Gwyneth’s vagina…?
My God. Maybe this is what I should do, too. Because the diet I started on 1/1 isn’t seeming to work as I’d hoped. By which I mean that…hold on, let me check…I’m at the same weight I was on January 20th, though I’ve fluctuated since then. I’ve lost a total of 4.4 pounds, all of them in the first three weeks, and one of those pounds was a New Year’s Eve spike because I ate junky frozen foods like it was the end times.
Stop eating so damn much. It’s so crazy, it just might work.
I have been doing some form of cardio every day for maybe three weeks now, and have started light lifting as well, so there’s that, at least.
I will try the @T3hPwnisher diet, see if it works or whether he’s just another snake oil salesman. Stop eating so damn much. We’ll see!
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Wait until you hear about my strength training program of “lift more than you did yesterday”
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If you give me a bundle deal, I’d totally get the ebooks 
Its probably a better choice than most other celebrity vaginas, like Paris Hilton or Ben Affleck’s.
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I left my second breakfast at home today (chicken and rice) so went with the boys to the local spot for brekky.
The guys behind the counter were thoroughly
Impressed with my ability to eat all the food.
I confess after this I had a little bit of chocolate cookie and a little cheese cake zero regrets
Edit: it’s 3 Philly steak and cheese burritos and 1 chicken Philly
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