I confess I just ate a one-pound turkey meatloaf and may be sweating more now than during my morning workout.
I confess that I love recovery.
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Hah. I just listened to this today too.
15 year old me laughed at this song because I thought it couldnāt possibly be true.
28 year old me laughs at this song to keep from crying because itās 100% spot on 
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I had a pound of ground Turkey for breakfast this morning. It was glorious
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Too expensive, had to trade it in for a rag on a stickā¦badabump. (credit @doogie)
Imo, sharp objects can actually irritate further, you need something with a wide surface area, like a rag on a stick lol. Also, if youāre like me, you probably wonāt be able to reach the spot with just a pencil, you need something with more reach. Back scratchers are a little better, and obviously have the reach, but still not enough surface area IMO.
I confess I have obviously given this way too much thought, but as someone prone to itchy dry skin, youse gotta do what youse gotta do.
(shite, now my back feels itchy)
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I started on Monday. Looking forward to learning but itās also kind of like, āYay, more tests!ā (sarcasm)
Getting close to the end. After that, only 50 years of working, then from there on out it should be pretty easy.
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Those plaid pants. 
Dude I had so many pair growing up and had zero sense of matching colors or patterns.
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The only plaid pants I ever had was circa late '70ās leisure suit style.
Looked like a 6 year old Mr. Farley. 
Not nearly as cool as hers.
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Alexa Bliss from WWE used this as a walkout song and then bowling for soup made a song called āAlexa Blissā. The band isnāt great musically but the songs are catchy.
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The early 00ās were great, too. Lots of residual 90ās stuff left over, with less goofy clothes. But yeah - Iām very much a 90ās child as well.
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By the way - totally unrelated but the highest volume of forum members are in this thread so I thought Iād give everyone a heads up - my youngest started getting sick this evening, and after an hour of driving around finding that everyone was out of antigen tests (and no testing at any pharmacies or urgent cares anywhere it seems), I looked online at home and found a company, GoPuff - just search for them - that is doing 24/7 delivery of covid tests in 1,000 cities across America. Tests were going to be $25 at Target/Walgreens, this was $33 for the delivery fee and the tests, I ordered it at 7:50 PM and it got to my house at 8:20.
I know itās way off topic - just trying to reach out to people on here in case anyone is in need of a test, I was pretty surprised at their service. Iād have made a new topic, but since itād be in the off topic section I just feel like itād turn political in two seconds, so hopefully people can honor my request to not make this into a covid discussion in here, note the information, and move on quickly.
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Let me guess - liberal cities? Americaās not what it once was. Did you hear about the vaccine?
Oh wait, my bad bro.
EDIT: this is a joke
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Donāt worry bro, I love me some sarcasm. No need to clarify the joke, haha.
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Clarification more for any serious minded PWI people who may see it, haha.
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So this just happened:
A woman I know on Facebook posted this-
And a guy who considers himself quite erudite responds " and for absolute proof go to your nearest church basement and listen to the friends of Bill W. ".
To which I replied āAre you sure about that?ā.
Sometimes I just canāt resist a sweet ironic zinger.
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Confession - some of the language Americans use to describe exercising really bugs me. Someone may have said the same sometime in the past, but I still want yāall to read the winter of my vocabularic discontent.
Stop calling exercises ābrutalā, āsavageā, or other hyperbolic terms of violence or sadism. Unless someoneās flaying your back while you do planks or smashing your groin with a bat at the bottom of each squat rep, the exercise is only ādifficultā or maybe even āVERY difficultā, but not barbaric. At-will, hobbyist exercising, no matter how intense, is NOT subjugating or exposing oneself to ferocity.
/rant
- The above rant doesnāt apply to military or law enforcement training.
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I confess I get a bit of enjoyment out of the fact that I take up 1.5 bus seats. Itās impractical and those seats are ridiculous but the meathead in me is proud.
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