Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 2)

Must be. Where you gonna keep the extra ammo, knife, Natty, snuff, and dead squirrels?

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In my Fanny pack… where do you keep it?

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In my pockets :rofl:

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You guys don’t pull a sled?

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Makes too much noise without the snow. Scares the critters.

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That you are specifying ā€œdeadā€ here leads me to believe that ā€œwhere you keep the live squirrelsā€ is already a foregone conclusion that I am unaware of…

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Everybody knows the live ones go in your shirt pockets.

I wish I had pictures from when I had a pair of pet baby squirrels.

They were awesome pets.

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I hate traveling…

Also, I think that beyond a certain point of fatness, obese ppl should be required to buy two seats. I’m currently stuck in the middle seat between two very large women and their fat rolls are encroaching into my space

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I feel that there should be an extra charge to put a suitcase in the overhead compartment. Pisses me off to land and have to wait 30 minutes for everyone to pull out their carryon. OR, if you want to use the overhead, you have to sit in the back of the plane.

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Based on how uncomfortable I was on a 90min flight, I honestly do NOT know how I will survive 15hr flight back to China this summer

Also, there should be a charge for bringing children under 3 years old

Budget airlines like spirit and allegiant already do this.

@anna_5588
I have a controversial opinion that plane tickets should be priced solely on what you and your luggage weighs since that is directly related to the cost of operating the aircraft.

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Agree.

Let your mother love you by buying you a first class flight :tipping_hand_man:

Yea that is extremely controversial lol, aren’t you like a 290lb 6’7 giant? Next time you buy a plane ticket just venmo me what else you feel you should have paid :joy:

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First class is a rip-off

It’s actually worse for international bc at least with economy, the cabin is large enough that I can walk up and down the aisle

That’s why you can’t say crap about my opinion on it. I am a huge dude.

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Jet Blue, not a budget airline imo, does this. The lowest priced ticket price does not include overhead storage.

The back of the plane scenario for overhead luggage makes no sense, since the luggage space runs the length of the plane, plus the added issue of weight distribution etc.

I love the r/onebag subreddit. I never check bags and only bring a backpack that always fits under the seat in front of me. I’m cheap.

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If they are sitting in the back, the rest of us can get off before they get up and start clogging up the aisles.