That topic has been such a fascinating exploration into the psychology of people that are their own worst enemies. I feel SO bad for their doctors. Dude wants to go get labs done to get an explanation why he’s fat with little muscle, meanwhile he’s eating cool whip for breakfast and 5000 calories of pizza hut.
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Pizza hut is such complete shit too. Even when I was eating like a total asshole I wouldn’t touch that garbage.
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When they were the only stuffed crust came in town, they had my attention.
In that regard, I made the mistake of introducing my kid to pizza STARTING with stuffed crust…which, to them, made that the DEFAULT setting of all pizza. So anything that ISN’T stuffed crust is “less than”.
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At this point, I doubt he has truly read any information on training published in the last century.
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Confession:
Why had I not heard of “Super Squats” before coming to this site? I just read through the book (which is coincidentally exactly as old as I am) and can’t wait to start the program next week.
The Rader Chest pulls are really out there though…
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I confess that I don’t care about stuffed crust pizza at all. You can do what you want with the crust, I came here for the pizza.
I also confess that the only two reasons I used to go to Pizza Hut as a teenager were the “new yorker” size pizza (which was code for fecking huge back in the day), and unlimited ice cream factory (which was code for bowl after bowl of sweets until diabetic nirvana was reached).
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Dude…you finish your pizza, only to find out there is MORE pizza.
@cyclonengineer That’s such a good book! And oh my goodness you’re in for some growing.
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I confess that “7 years “ thread has me worried because I only ever bench with dumbbells - haven’t used a bar for many years, because it kills my shoulders.
Maybe it’s a sign it’s time for me to just go full cool whip for breakfast mode.
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Same dude. My training suuuuucks and a lot of those posters could find so many holes in my stuff 
My favorite quote “if your mind falters you are dead meat now, so you either get tough and grow, or cave in and stay small.”
Applicable to our cool whip friend.
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I tried making a stuffed crust at home. It turned out like a happy meal that got tossed in the box and shook up a little too much.
Unintentional, of course, but pretty much ruined the whole concept for the kiddo.
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I confess I’ve been doing so good on eating and I’m about to ruin it
Headed to milos now and I’m gonna get two double cheese burgers and a large fry. I’m so excited and disappointed in myself all at the same time.
It’s leg day though 
Thou shalt be gainzz
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I agree.
I don’t like pizza to begin with, but for me, the crust is like the annoying friend you bring along because they have a car
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$21 later, it is done.
So much regret my Turkey, white rice, and sweet potato is out in the cooler wondering where I am.
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Someone gave me an apple pie and I ate that too 
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If you’re gonna go whole hog, go whole hog…
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Free food has no calories, I thought this was a known fact.
Ok, then only right about 2,000 calories I think not skipping cardio today.
Oh my god I’m such a child
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I confess I was quite happy staying in the training logs and off topic sections (literally muted everything else), but these Cool Whip shenanigans have me intrigued now.
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