Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 2)

Nah. He’s a regular kid. It can be fun to just get a little jumpy or scared just for the sake of the sensation. Shared experience, laugh about it & stuff.

You should coordinate a trip to that one for your sorority. That would be a smashing leadership maneuver.

By coincidence, it is also ground zero for most of my shroom hunting forays.

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Hard disagree. I’m prone to nightmares. I used to literally jump down two flights of stairs to get to my parents room as fast as possible.

I didn’t touch Harry Potter until 6th grade because in 3rd grade, I watched the 2nd movie and got scared of the ghost girl

Like @T3hPwnisher said - if you want to do something, do it. You are an independent adult now.

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It is ok to sleep in. Its also OK to not sleep in. This isn’t moral theology, there are no right or wrong answers here.

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I love this because I read it in Dan John’s voice.

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Others quote Dan John. @dagill2 might as well BE him :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

I confess I’ve never gotten the attraction to haunted houses and scary movies. Like bro, my real life is a haunted house and scary movie, if I’m Gonna recreate I wanna laugh.

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You work/worked in IT, right? Should be used to it from IT consultants :laughing:

I’m not in IT. I provide IT services and manage IT guys when such services are required. I don’t have enough knowledge in that area lol.

The thing is I only get this shit from IT managers who aren’t doing the IT work. I can spot this shit easily since I do the same shit myself lol. But when sourcing for my current regulars in the past, I’ve encountered fucking companies from the UK that outsource their shit to people in India. India is in MY timezone. UK isn’t. But since I was a noob at this at the time, I did all communication with the fuckers from the UK after hours.

FUCK.

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I despise haunted houses and scary movies. But I’ll confess my mom LOVED them. She used to go to haunted houses, pee her pants, go home and shower, then go through the haunted house again.

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I really, really enjoy Scary Movie 2.

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I confess that I made this monstrosity as an attempt to get my meals in. This is like the second time I’ve done this.

But, what I did not realize was the first time when I ate this, I was chugging down fruit juice. But today I’m eating this while only drinking water. The taste is really something else…. I ended up tossing the whole thing away after 4 spoonfuls. Just gonna eat salmon.

If anyone knows how to season tuna please let me know. Because 3 cans of tuna, with mayo, salt, and pepper tastes like absolute shit

You have to drain it thoroughly.

Then drip it with Sriracha and chow with a side of pineapple.

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Looks like somebody already ate it once :nauseated_face:

BUT! In your defense tuna is not what it used to be. If you bought the cheap shit this is not your fault. It was gross from the get go.

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Semi helpful answer: drain thoroughly, reduce the Mayo, add mustard and chop up and mix in some crunchy veggies for texture

Smart arse answer:

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Drain all the liquid next time. I’d use greek yogurt over mayo. Some chopped up celery would add some crunch to it. Salsa could give it some flavor too.

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We saw the antelope from the truck, jumped out and ended up stalking it for a mile while carrying nothing but our guns. There was a 2-track that our hunting companions found that shortened the distance.

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My family is doing a Disney theme for Halloween. I’m going a Gaston. As part of my costume, I’m going to carry around a dozen “eggs”: taking an egg carton and filling it with peanut butter and cadbury eggs.

But what I confess is that it’s gotten me thinking about how Gaston ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help him grow large, and now that he’s a man he eats 5 dozen eggs so that he’s roughly the size of a barge

And now I want to try that…

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Side benefit: able to clear whole rooms by cutting the cheese.

Is Gaston running Deep Water?