That’s what happens when you surround yourself with clown dicks.
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My favourite current gym character is the guy who’s had his kid’s name tattooed on one arm and his dog’s name and likeness on the other #priorities 
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That said, he lifts serious weight and he’s strong.
As a fan of tattoos, this is the smart play. I have never seen a portrait tattoo that looked like the person. Even good ones. But if you screw up a dog’s likeness, no one is really gonna notice.
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I thought I was the only one that gives out silent gym-nicknames.
Good to know that I’m normal.
That is normal, right?
Hardly anyone who posts here is “normal”…so no, Edgy, that is NOT normal and YOU are not normal.
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Reminds me of my rehab experience - Jack Off Joe, Ten Second Joe, Wall Eye Lisa, Smack a Ho Kym…good times.
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I can think of several on this site.lol
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Same guy? lol
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One of them is at least getting laid. Or fucked, depending on how you view gender-specific bedroom dominance as a precursor to determining who is fucking whom during sex. 10 Second Joe sounds like he gets fucked, not the other way around.
It would seem like it, but no. Jack Off Joe spent hours in the bathroom in his room, so bad that the room mates had to use the one on the unit and the maid couldn’t get in to clean it. He came to rehab after eight months in the joint so I guess he appreciated the opportunity and made use of it. He was also refusing to take his meds.
Ten Second Joe couldn’t remember anything for more than ten seconds - asked me five times in two days where the cereal was.
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Today at the gym we had both Hot Dwarf and Friend of Hot Dwarf. Lioness was there, as was Bad Motherfucker. Kuteness Everdeen. Head and Shoulders. Kate Beckinsale. Bermuda (because of, well, here triangle). Both of the Wonder Twins were there, but at different times.
It is good that I am not the only one who does this.
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I genuinely don’t know who that is to be able to say how good the likeness is.
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Black Mamba isn’t on Mt Rushmore!
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Yea, he’s not terribly recognizable. Just some guy who likes Lakes.
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Errrr… what exactly were you “rehabbing” from?
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Life.
More specifically, drugs and alcohol. I’ve been pretty open about this in my log. As much, or as little, as I know about you from your posts, I don’t suspect you’ll take this well, lol.
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The NBA should buy some land in California and make a Mt Basketmore (or something more creatively named), then leave Kobe off. Would trigger lots of Lakers fans, which I’m here for.
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Coming back to this site feels so weird. I use to lurk all the time from 2010 to 2013 to learn how to lift for sports. Non-lifting injuries kept me from the gym from 2014 - 2019, but I always knew that I’d return to the weight room and this site. But now that I’m back, all I can say is “Who the hell are all you people!” I barely recognize anyone haha. And most of the regulars from 2010 are gone.
Adding to that, if I ever meet @Cephalic_Carnage and especially @Scott_M in real life, then I owe those two $1,000,000 in coke and hookers. Or just the coke if they’re married. Those two saved me from wasting my 3 years of lifting before my joints decided to give me the middle finger.
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Hey @Chris_Colucci will you be doing another check in like in August again? I like the notion since it is away for others to help judge who might be at least half way credible and who might be full of shit.
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