Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

Bite your tongue!!!

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I confess that I was assaulted at the gym today
 by a barbell
 that I push pressed into my chin


Ouch :frowning:

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I was stupid enough to trap my little finger between the upstand of a safety and the bar.

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I guess hitting myself on the chin with a bar wasn’t so bad after all


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Damn! That hurts just looking at it. :anguished:

Those adjustments have caused many injuries including strokes.

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I use one when my back goes out (I have a small case of scoliosis). I go when I hurt then stop going as I strengthen things up again.

Funny enough, outside of the original time I went to the chiropractor as a teen, the other two times my back went out was when I wasn’t lifting as much I should have been.

They work, for some marginal cases. I have gone to a few that wanted me to sign a treatment contract for x number of sessions. I walked out the door on those.

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Get her the coach. Well, not your coach, that’s a bad idea, maybe one he recommends.

Right now you are the guy standing between her and whatever she thinks is going to happen with having a coach. You can not be that guy for probably less than ÂŁ120, sad reality is relationships have tax and this is one of those taxes. A cheap one in the scheme of things.

Do what you can to help her succeed, if she fails she fails*. You might feel it’s a waste of cash but I suggest that could be less about weight loss/health than she is letting on and this could be a nice circuit breaker on this discussion.

*If you are lucky you won’t be accused of undermining her or faking support but really wanting her to fail because you get a kick out of burning money lol

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@carlbm I agree with @strongmangoals here. Get her a coach and let her go through the process. My wife sounds similar you yours and I have lost count of the number of different gym memberships, exercise classes, online programs, etc. etc. that she has taken over the years. The truth is she just doesn’t really like the training and so doesn’t see results. The lucky thing is she is naturally slim so looks bloody great even if she doesn’t do much at all. I stopped trying to give her advice years ago and just support what ever she chooses.

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My experience is advice continues to come in the other direction :laughing:

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Chiros over here are such great, expensive scam artists I’m considering whether they justify the existence of qigong masters as an alternative since they’re much cheaper.

Agreed with the whole post just wanted to add something here: As far as science goes this is bullcrap anyway. You CAN NOT put vertebraes ‘back in place’ (and if they are out of place as a chiro or MT practioner would tell you, you would be in the ER and not his office). Same as your fucking SI joint being ‘blocked’ or whatever (that joint has a normal range of motion of 0-3°).
The effects of most of these techniques are based on a simple (yet unspecific!!!) neuromodulation. These techniques aren’t dangerous at all, the effect however is very short lived and the therapist creates a dependancy, which you’ve captured already.

I’m not saying that there is no place for manual therapy or in general passive treatments ever. It can be an introduction that eases the patient into active treatments (get them stronger/ manage stress/ part of the educational progress etc.) however it’s important to know why you’re doing what you’re doing and to stop bullshitting people!
Telling people they are broken and tight and whatnot actively produces pain in them (there is a pretty thorough science behind that, that I don’t feel the need to lay out here).

A lot of those practioners should just go with the time, read up on current, evidence based treatments, scources and the like and stop looking at the human body like they’re an engineer fixing a machine.

So yeah, you’ve hit a topic that I’m in the process of gathering a huge pile of info about and as it turns out, have gotten pretty passionate with, haha.

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Well to be thorough: Cervical spine manipulations have a low risk of causing a stroke.

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On a positive note, at least I got to see what the bone under my finger nail looks like.

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Yeah we agreed to her using my coach. But its on a condition. Effort.
We shall see what happens.

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Since when was a HIT influencer a thing?

Mike Mentzer 
 Dorian Yates by proxy

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I just checked my pedometer and realize that I forgot to turn it on which meant my preworkout steps weren’t logged. I confess it’s causing me a lot of anxiety

I joined a franchise gym this weekend (Crunch Fitness) - horrible name, but it’s the first chain gym I have ever seen with 10 squat cages/deadlift platforms with bumper plates at each of their locations. They also have dumbbells up to 125 (respectable) and an old school style nautilus pull-over machine. Today will be my first day there and in order to buck “international chest day” I am planning a tough pull workout.

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My e-friend, let me tell you about the joys of having an in-house chiroprac
 I mean, foam roller.

My S/O is a HCP and her practice is currently being taken over by a chiro (read: business man). She becomes borderline unhinged when he tries to draw equivalencies between the behind-the-scenes of what they do.

I try to keep it light for her so I take guesses at what his medical charting entails “Saw patient X today, gave him a big hug and cracked his back. Saw patient Y today and gave her a big hug, cracked her back”.

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