Counter proposal: they nap a lot because they are tired from all the physical exertion they do as part of their profession while still having the luxury of time for naps.
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But watch the Menās Health video on YouTube about Chef Rush - the White House chef with 24ā arms! He says heās all natural, eats 6-10,000 calories a day, wakes up at 3 am and eats his last meal at 12am! He also says he does 2,222 pushups every day, in 1 hour 15 minutes, right after waking up.
Seriously, itās still up - they havenāt taken it down even with countless people pointing out that his eating schedule allows for about 2-2.5 hours of sleep a night.
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Probably still more credible than 90% of what Menās Health puts out there.
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Ughā¦
I confess that the wife scheduled us for a Covid shot today, and Iād rather wrassel with a alligator.
Ugh.
I know we are supposed to be flame free, but given your heritage I am upset you did not say Grendel.
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Yep, exactly!
My people arenāt afraid of Grendel thoā¦
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Alligators are big, but they are quite lazy. Itās the crocodiles that are really scary
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Very true. This went all āJason Voorhees vs his Motherā in Friday the 13th on us.
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Gotland was under Danish rule during the time of the āGrendelā incident, and it was us Norwegians that had to come and save the kingdom.
They never did thank us -
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Still tho - they have all them teethes and dont have no toothbrushesā¦
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This was probably the only time where the guy they were parodying was actually funnier and more animated in real life.
The dude very excitedly decided to crawl into a rabbit hole(or was it some other animal? Canāt remember) in one episode and came out even more exited like heād just been to a Vietnamese massage parlour and had a happy ending. Fucking laughed my ass off.
I confess Iāve watched the Russell Crowe parody so many times to count I memorized the theme song.
āMy fightinā is poetry! You donāt edit Russell Croweās poetry, you testicle!ā
Beats up the editor for cutting his scene short.
LOLOLOL
I am more disappointed than I should be that I didnāt find any marked down Easter candy today.
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How do you ābrute forceā 8 hours of sleep? And why do you say the quality is bad?
Joke. I donāt know @anna_5588 's situation. But some of it is pretty accurate for some of us with sleep problems.
I normally end up waking up fully awake 3 hours too early and if I try to go back to sleep, the dreams(not even nightmares) are so vivid with intermittent wakefulness I wake up more exhausted than before. Other times, I wake up 2-3 times a night half asleep and have the urge to just say āfuck itā and get up and do something constructive.
I got some medication which let me fall into deep sleep for 8 hours but it only lasted while I was on it. But at least there were no withdrawal symptoms like benzos.
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Finally, a Maiden related post i can get on board with. After all this bashing on Bruce and the whole ābanana on pizzaā debacle, I was worried Iād have to leave the site.
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What I mean is that Iām making up for poor sleep quality by spending more time in bed. Iām in bed for 8hrs, but Iām probably getting less deep sleep than a lot of ppl who get 6hrs
I have a hard time finding a comfortable position so I took and turn/ wake up to stretch my neck at least 5-6 times/night, Iām also semi- conscious during my dreams but the dreams are also very vivid. Also, on most days, I wake up tired and wishing. I could stay in bed longer.
Iāve experience some pretty gnarly dream shit too. The trippiest are the inception type dreams where I think Iāve woken up but Iām in a dream, and then I āwake upā omly to realize Iām still in a dream 
I also usually āhearā my alarm go off 30-50min before it actually does
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When I have ice cream in the house and I have a training session in the morning, I will tell myself that I can have the ice cream after dinner if I have a good session.
I reckon I have been doing this my entire life and somehow I always seem to have a āgoodā sessionā¦
Anyway, this is topical because I saw an article about how we donāt need to āearnā our food. I wonder what people who write this type of thing are thinkingā¦
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