Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

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Smmmooooothe

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sheesh, I donā€™t need another reminder that Iā€™ve gotten fluffy :joy:

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Vascularity is sexy, IMO

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I blame COVID

No covid ā†’ not get fluffy ā†’ vascular

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Dickskin vascular all over

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You complete me.

:heart:

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I confess I had a full blown diva melt down tonight.

I get my haircut and beard trimmed every week. Been going to the same guy for 3 years. Heā€™s constantly making obscene gestures and always asking me when Iā€™m gonna take him out and constantly flirting. Iā€™ve told him numerous times Iā€™m not gay, quit fucking with me. Apparently heā€™s just got a thing for fat tattooā€™d guys. So I finally had enough and told him to F off.

Tonight was the first haircut from someone else. Website looked fancy, price was high, figured ok, good haircut.

NOPE. Not only was she rough as hell, cut me all over, but she did the worst job ever. I had to come home, wash all the hair and blood off my face, and finish the damn job. She SCALPED my chin and it looks ridiculous as hell.

AND I sat outside waiting for 50 minutes past when I scheduled the appointment.

Fuck Iā€™m so mad. And yes, I know this is the least manly confession on here, but idc. I just want to vent!!!

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Every week? Who are you exactly? LOL

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Now Iā€™m picturing you as some sort of weird bastard interbreed of a hipster and a gym bro.
Simultaneously coiffed but sweaty. Training in rolled up jeans accessorized with a crusty weight belt. Well-worn leather lifting gloves but with a diamante finish.

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:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

Haha. Kidding dude

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And how is it YOU know terms like ā€œcoiffedā€ and ā€œdiamantĆ© finishā€?

Youā€™re all more and more suspect every day.

In all seriousness, vent away. Just a couple of times, but Iā€™ve definitely cried post-haircut. I have curly, messy hair and I donā€™t think of myself as particularly picky (who can tell anyway?) but Iā€™ve come out looking seriously fucked up and poodle-like a couple of times and thatā€™s not okay.

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I donā€™t find being called ā€œgayā€ or ā€œsuspectā€ insulting. I confess that makes me feel very woke and self-righteous.

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@strongmangoals haha my hair grows fast man. Plus, I already hate myself and having a nice fresh haircut makes it a little less hate, so itā€™s good for me soul.

@Polar-Bear
Definitely not a hipster :joy: Iā€™m a lineman, so got that rough blue collar vibe, but I do enjoy craft beer haha

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Iā€™m getting super Hype for the Super Bowl.

I keep telling my girlfriend about all interesting personal story lines and unbelievable statistics Iā€™m seeing on ESPN. Sheā€™s been a pretty good sport about it.

Did you know that in the 9 Super Bowl first quarters Brady has played in, the Pats scored only 3 total points? Crazy!

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Our governor sucks.

In Rui the gym and bars and whatever are all open. You just have to go in the side door.

Weā€™ve officially seceded. The local DA just quietly drops any COVID crime claims brought by the staties. And the local PD know better.

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Lineman? Are you with IBEW or just a company? JL?

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Both, and yes, journeyman lineman

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Vico Sotto, Mayor in Pasig City and Leni Robredo, VP in the Philippines. Like LEGIT.

But yeah, exceptions to the rule prove the rule.

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@T3hPwnisher

Please tell the youngā€™uns no politics in heah, or they will be punished.

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sorryā€¦

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