The best threat of all. Don’t put your appendages where you don’t want my appendages.
No shit! I say this with all due respect for everyone here. The strongest people I have ever known, never touched a barbell or ever knew/ heard of an anabolic window. They worked and ate what they had, when they could get it.
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- If you had consensual sex with my daughter, I will have consensual sex with you… And call me back after.
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- My daughter gave you the ol’ Rusty Trombone? You know the drill.
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Men gatekeeping their daughters’ vaginas is an odd phenomenon.
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You got any kids of your own yet?
No, I prefer having disposable income and free time instead.
However, my parental status doesn’t make men gatekeeping their daughters’ vaginas any less weird. It’s pretty medieval.
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I am forced to agree. I have always found it a bit strange, but that is easy to say when you have three boys.
What’s their ages? I got two of my own in college.
My wife teaches freshman PE which includes sex ed. These kids are retarded. And I mean that in a real way. It’s not an insult; the majority of them are borderline retarded. The believe things like using a sandwich bag for protection will prevent pregnancy. And you can’t get pregnant the first time. On and on with the absurdity.
It’s proof that I need to do everything necessary to protect my daughter. Sadly, as dumb as these kids are, they’re apparently very persuasive because kids keep getting pregnant in high school.
I won’t go as far as the ol chastity belt, but fear/love of God, education, and scaring the boys is the best I can do for my daughter.
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8, 15 and the last will turn 18 in June.
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Yeah, but is it like a Zip Lock bag? Cuz that might work.
They didn’t specify.
My wife shares some of their answers on the tests and we get a laugh. One kid wrote “put it in the butt” as an answer. I laughed and told her he wasn’t wrong in terms of preventing pregnancy. But he was wrong because that wasn’t one of the discussed methods. 
my wife advised the oldest when he was in high school if he could not control himself. Need be he should consider sinking it in his girl friends mouth.true story !
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Up The Butt, No Babies. Knew a guy once who tried to live by those words.
Meh I had something else smart-ass to say here but we should keep political stuff out of this thread or it will get boring. You make a point I’d not considered, though.
Anyway, Mrs @bulldog9899 sounds more and more awesome with every anecdote I hear about her.
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Lol she’s one of a kind… She has to be to put up with my bullshit😏
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What’s the alternative for a girl not of the age of consent?
so you’re saying these kids are streets ahead of the curriculum?
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No, because that still fails in terms of STD’s.