Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

I’m just trying to make sense of the absurdity of the reactions I’m reading in the press.

Elliot Page has been pretending to be a girl while:

  1. Winning an oscar for BEST ACTRESS.

  2. Depriving females of roles in:

  • 2 installments of one of the most successful movie franchises in history - X-Men
  • A Christopher Nolan movie which made close to 1 billion dollars worldwide
  • A minor hit TV series.
  1. Making millions and developing substantial clout in Hollywood while doing so.

NOW he comes out and people are calling him BRAVE???

What is this? A Bill Burr comedy routine?

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I’m pretty sure I could hear Kendrick whinnying and nickering while she shook her mane in the GIF.

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White male’s gonna white male.

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Gotta go with @dt79 on this one.
Had you said Anniston or Sofia Vegara I may have given it to you.
Parker is slightly ahead of Minnie Driver but behind the chick that plays Janice on Friends.

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I confess I watched this video in it’s entirety, and I confess I am choosing to blame @dt79:

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Woah… don’t associate me with that guy. Blame YouTube’s algorithm instead lol.

LOL. He’s actually a pretty objective guy, from his own personal bias/perspective of course (which everyone has imo).

I confess I was just busting your chops. I wouldn’t have clicked on it if not for this thread though -and that’s totally your fault! He makes some good points though (Scarlet Jo got crap for trying to play a transgender, but Elliot, now a man is still allowed to play a woman, or whatever who knows who cares), assuming you put on the wacko hat…

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Guys. Can we move the transgender discussion and all Ben “I’m smart because I talk fast” Shapiro videos into another thread?

The only confession in the past 30 or so replies should have been that @EyeDentist thinks that Sarah Jessica Parker is more attractive than a bucket of dead rodents, much less Anna Kendrick.

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I confess that I don’t find Anna Kendrick attractive at all

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I confess I come across Eric Bugenhagen vids on YouTube and watch them…

Now I actively seek them out. Dude is badass.

Edit: exhibit A

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She’s one of the most overrated people ever with regards to her looks and I don’t understand why some people on here seem to be obsessed with her, but she’s pretty, and she’s decidedly more attractive than a bucket of dead rodents.

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I confess I love the new article about the Cronus squat…

…because it’s a squat that works 'da gunz at the same time -genius!

(serious about liking it, and will be trying it out)

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Alexandra Daddario has a YouTube channel.

I confess any confessions I might have would be inappropriate.

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Sorry. I did confess I spent a couple of hours sexually objectifying a dude, though.

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I confess I hurt my shoulder last night.

Had a killer back and tri day in the gym. Felt good and strong. Came home healthy.
Started meal prepping with the girlfriend, while listening to loud music of course. Ended up dancing and acting a fool, and hurt it then.

Is this what old is? Getting hurt in the kitchen dancing with a woman??

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True, that’s a pretty legit confession.

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I confess I’m considering ordering a realistic sex doll to prank my wife for Christmas. It’s like less than 1000 bucks plus shipping from China. Go to aliexpress if you don’t believe me.

It’s either that or some kind of kitchen stuff that I’ll have to ask my mother about since I know balls about anything other than woks are for cooking shit, microwaves are for heating shit up and new fridges are too expensive nowadays.

I also confess I cook everything including instant noodles in a wok. The big, concaved, Chinese style wok, not the flat ones.

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Getting old is hitting a 700lb yoke walk and then blowing out your back when you untie your shoes at the end.

@dt79 Get her an InstantPot

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This is sort of a pressure cooker / multicooker, right?

Good idea. Thanks.

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Yup. It’s like a cult. I have 2, haha.

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