Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

That’s brilliant! Top notch academic trolling.

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Alright dude. Here’s the thing. I get that boxing and judo might not be helped by heavy squatting. But I’m 100%, no doubt, sure-as-fuck certain that heavy squats right before fencing will help my swordwork. Just go with it.

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You can tell what it’s like when someone has no combat sports experience AND has never experienced DOMS before, because when I was running Deep Water I was fairly certain that, if anyone were to leg kick me ala Muay Thai, I woulda spontaneously combusted.

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Can confirm…when I was lifting heavy-ish and training MMA, getting kicked in the thigh with DOMS would put me on the mat. However, it was great for learning how to block kicks so that doesn’t happen.

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They were immediately attacked and essentially blackballed from both academia and corporate workplace because they submitted a number of papers on discrimination against blacks and women using mumbo-jumbo, all of which were accepted and became highly cited papers (including several that still persist as “authoritative” today).

Telling the truth ruined those kids’ careers – for a while.

I believe they each started their own thing, which is probably for the best.

Corporate world is for suckers.

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Does this mean what I think it means? I think I need to lie down.

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Relax. I made every single sentence up.

YUP.

I’m 100% done in that log. Can’t take it anymore.

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How many chemistry classes would I have to take to homebrew a SARM? :wink: :joy:

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You have a sick mind sir.

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Indeed lol. I thought the “medial deltoid” and the last sentence(Poltergeist reference) were dead giveaways. But it shows how easy it is to sound like you know actually know your shit in that forum as long as you know some basic stuff, doesn’t it?

I’ll telling you guys, the “experts” there are all full of shit and they don’t know how to interpret the studies they post but argue with bombastic words and use seemingly complex terminology sounding like they do.

Please go see a real endo (or urologist depending on your specific problems) if you really need help.

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They were, but I was compelled to reply before I had finished reading.

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None. You can get instructions online and purchase raw powder in bulk from China. Same thing with any anabolic steroid. Hell, you can just get raw anavar powder directly from China and pay some Mexicans laborers to put them into capsules like they did in that steroid documentary by Mark Bell’s brother and sell them at 20-30x the price per pill lol. China has great quality shit. Capitalism rocks. Heard it from a friend. #natty4life #steroidsr4losers

Why would I hire Mexican labourers? I’m Chinese. I can access Chinese labour :wink:

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Aren’t you currently in the US? Are there cheap illegal Chinese laborers there too?

My family isn’t

no

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Ger your bro to set up a roid lab in your house, set up a website and sell direct to consumers or lower prices and sell in bulk to suppliers in the US and UK lol. I’d personally go B2B. You don’t even have be afraid of customs when buying raw powders lol.

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As many as I have, which is zero.

Or possibly a negative number if you count the classes I snuck into, stole all of the glass stuff to make bongs, created mayhem and ran off with a triple beam.
:rofl:

You don’t have to worry about quality when you can just blame the consumer.

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Capitalism at it’s best!

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No, seriously, China shit is GOOD and they have great customer service and send free replacements for 1st packages seized by customs for consumer retention. That’s real capitalism.at it’s best. Much better and more reliable than India. I hypothetically sent Indian and Chinese stuff for lab testing once and the Chinese stuff is mildly OVERDOSED while the Indian stuff is underdosed by around 20%.That’s how you retain customers and get more over the long term. Heard all this from a friend. #imadeallofthisup #roidusersaretrumpzealots

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