Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

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@flappinit and @ChickenLittle know how to handle their beef

For tougher cuts, you could always braise or stew. Cube the meat, salt a bit, sear with salt and spices, add hot liquid and slow cook with spices

To red braise (Asian style):

  1. marinate in soy sauce
  2. sear with sliced ginger and spices,salt conservatively
  3. add about 1tbsp of soy sauce and cooking wine for every 1lb or so of meat,
  4. add hot water, bring to boil, then add 1.5-2 tbsp brown sugar(depending on desired sweetness, you should be able to smell the sweetness) and .5-1tsp vinegar (tenderizer)
  5. reduce heat and stew until stupidly tender
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Lolā€¦ I do favor red meat.

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I guess being a Texan doesnā€™t hurt either :wink:

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You really need to be more careful what you put out on the internet

@Cyrrex do you want to do the honours here?

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??? He knows how to handle (prep, cook) beef as demonstrated by the recent pics on his log and the food porn thread

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So flappinit routinely posts pictures of himself handling his meat online?

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I believe heā€™s posted quite a few pictures of his perfectly cooked steak dinners

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Iā€™ve also heard he routinely beats it to make it more tender too

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Fixed.

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Ohhhā€¦ I get itā€¦nowā€¦:sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

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I had the great idea of purchasing a ninja mask as this may be the only time in our history where you can get away with wearing one. I wouldnā€™t put it at the socially acceptable level yet but something you can get away with.

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Unfortunately, it seems others are already onto this and everything I look at is sold out lol

EDIT: Seems the main thing driving sales of this are ā€œprotestersā€ - or perhaps a ninja conspiracy is happening under our nosesā€¦

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Oh sweet innocent little child :lol:

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Should we tell her what ā€œsmoking beefā€ is a euphemism for?

Donā€™t want to ruin the innocence.

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Part of this forums value is for ā€œeducationā€ :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Thereā€™s a video going around of some guy riding an electric bike down a path. Getting stopped by an old lady, who gives him a piece of her mind, beats him before he runs away.

Now the woman was certainly wrong and a cunt about it to boot but if an old lady hands your ass to you to such a degree that you actually run from her, why would you voluntarily put that on the internet?

Confession: I donā€™t understand this world lol

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Are you guys telling me I ate 63 pounds of beef and 504 eggs in 6 weeks so I could be the guy who is the symbol for dick jokes in the community gossip thread?

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I have learned so much about penis slang in this thread.

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About once a month, we used to go have lunch at a place that the kids like which also has an outdoor play area with, amongst other things, swings.

I have a special spot near the swings which is an awful place to eat but I choose it because it has the best view of the swings.

And the swings, of course, are basically boobie-trapped. If the kid is heavy enough, and they swing high enough, the swing seat basically tips them over and they fall on their ass.

If itā€™s a young kid, I will go over and warn them. If it is a kid who has been playing nice, I also go over and warn. If it is an asshole kid, and there are lots of asshole kids, I sit back and sip my coffee in sweet anticipation.

We havenā€™t been able to go for months due to the current world situation but we are going next week. I really miss all the small things that make life worth living lol

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Itā€™s not our fault you have an insatiable love of meat.

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I once lost my cool with an asshole kid in the Vancouver science museum.
It was on an interactive piece with removable flood gates to make a water way. I was setting it up for my kids (4 and 2 at the time). This kid walked behind me and took out all the bits Iā€™d put in. I ask him not to and said Iā€™ll be 2 mins I just wanted my kids to get a turn.
But he was quiet rude to me and just continued. And then was taking out everyones gates as well. Like 20 kids - 1 asshole.
So I lost it. I took EVERY gate in the display and tried to give them to him. And I mean every last one. He just couldā€™ve hold them all. At one point he dropped maybe 10 of them soni picked them up and passed them back. God knows what it looked like as this obnoxious 10 year old prick stood there with me saying stuff like ā€œCome on your not trying - got any fucking pockets? Get those open you can fit 3 more in there. Is there a gift shop? Weā€™ll get you a bag. You can take them home.ā€

My wife came back from the toilet and we left VERY quickly. Non stop until the ferry.

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