Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

Absolutely, it’s just terribly mis-applied in many cases. My wife is quickly coming around to my side and letting the head guide the heart.

Levi’s anyone? I don’t even think you can buy crotchless jeans from them…

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That’s what it is in Chile. Tastes vile. More sugar than anything else and an electric yellow colour.

I think you’re in the wrong thread friendo

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I never liked “mustard” as a (poor) kid, because they were a meh condiment on meh boiled “hot dogs”. Then I grew up, met people with more money, and they introduced me to stone ground mustard on the good hot dogs, grilled. Stone ground mustard good, me like.

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This thread is terrible now. Flame Free #3 is on par with 2020. I’m out.

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On nearly all accounts, 2020 has been one of the best years for me.

#FF

Flame Free:

I broke (fixed?) my nose on Saturday (again) and now I don’t snore.

I just spent $75 to have 5 pints of ice cream delivered to my house.

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Was it that new ice cream with alcohol in it?

Salt&Straw. Pretty glorious stuff. I just have no desire to drive to PDX.

In that case, you’ll need to go to Monchique in the western Algarve. Home of Piri Piri Chicken. I actually had it there years before I ever heard of Nandos.

Gotta be done!

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There have got to be less painful ways

If there’re unusual reports of a negative supply shock… you’ll know what happened :joy:

You guys really make me chuckle with your ‘Alternative English’. Here’s me thinking ‘back hoe’ meant girlfriend (when already married) or ‘side hoe’. Then I googled it. It’s just a digger! :slight_smile:

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That’s a really specific thing. A “Digger” could be anything from a Golden Retriever to an excavator.

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Or if you get creative and combine the two you get Golddigger which could be a back hoe.

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One of my favourite activities in elementary school was digging holes in the empty lot across the street

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I’ve got hella cranky hip and shoulder joints. Me and hubby were sitting on the floor, so after a while I decided to get up. My shoulder joint popped first, then my hip, in the rhythm of the first two beats of “We Will Rock You”, so to finish it off I verbally said “clap”, and I’ve been snickering about it all day since then.

So I guess a proper confession would it’s probably time to hop back on my re-hab stuff though.

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It could be using a back hoe for a back hoe. lol

I just don’t ask questions

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Hey, remember when we confessed things in this thread?

I confess my cheat meal for the 4th was a grass fed beef Polish sausage on a Hawaiian sweet roll hot dog bun with sugar free ketchup (for many ketchup on a sausage is a confession in and of itself) with a Salmon burger, no bun, corn on the Cobb (1 ear) and a spoonful of cauliflower mac n cheese. I will have a small slice of apple pie and a quest bar.

The confession is at how sad my cheat meals have become.

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I had nearly 2lbs of steak, 1/2 a rack of dry rubbed ribs and some braised trout for my cheat meal :sweat_smile: my waist has expanded a good 4 inches and the scale is up 6lbs…
totaled 4000kcal for the day… being VERY lenient :rofl:

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