I (and probably others) appreciate your visit
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tbf ā¦ I dated most 40 yr old American women ā¦ they canāt cook or clean for shit
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I confess that Iām 25 comments into a Reddit war defending the cue for āshoulders behind the barā when you deadlift.
These fucking mongoloids are arguing with me over semantics trying to make me look bad and I only want some Reddit karma.
But I also confess Iāll have quite the time showing them what I mean by the cue.
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There are 1,840,000 40-year-old American women. Must have taken you all day to date most of them!
Tomorrow: the 39-year-oldsā¦
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I loled. BIGTIME.
Just keep him away from talking about politics, guys. Please. This is good shit lol.
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ā¦and all I got was a lousy headache
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Not a bad outcome considering what you could have caught dating that many women!
I hope they split the bill with you at least.
Itās official oldest son will be graduating with a perfect 4.0 . Now off to grad school next fall as a assistant .
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Sweet: 2 train wreck threads in the same week. Check 8% bodyfat for those interested.
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Go figure ā¦I been staying away and things go nuts
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You werenāt kidding!
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I donāt see anything out of the ordinary tbh
lol
I was hoping for a Bruce Lee vs Ali debate.
Thereās still time man. Donāt give up yet.
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My sisters took pictures of me today and with clothe on I look like I donāt lift ughhh
It could be worse, I donāt look like Iift naked 
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However much you may want to look like you lift, DONāT let your sisters take pictures of you without clothes on.
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(Depending on how rural your community is, cousins may be OK)
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Writing it like this makes it sound like they usually take pictures of you with your clothes off but today was an exception.
Edit: Doh! Someone already got to the punchline.
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