Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

[bulldog9899]

Sorry to disappoint.

[anna_5588]

No problem- glad to see you’re back

[Polar-Bear]

I hardly post outside this thread because I find the temptation to flame (I would say, to call out stupidity) almost irresistible. I keep telling myself that I really, really shouldn’t care what total strangers on the internet have to say about my views or anything else for that matter. At the end of the day, arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics; even if you win, you’re still retarded.

But it is SO hard to resist!

[SkyzykS]

@T3hPwnisher

I totally forgot it was one other post before that one, where he describes what he looks like but can’t provide a photo. Dude sounds like flipcollar: just with more muscle mass.

And the chicks mom is 48 but looks 34, because 35 is when the looming stench of bitter death sets in.

[T3hPwnisher]

It’s genuinely uncanny. It can’t be a coincidence.

[SkyzykS]

I dunno. I heard that back in the day, in Houstons 5th ward there were dudes just hanging out at sub 10%, between 180 and 200 lbs all over the place.

[ChickenLittle]

Sometimes you read a post on here and just throw up in your mouth.
Probably best if I go train and step away for a bit.

[dagill2]

Is it our green friend?

[ChickenLittle]

That has to be him.

[garagerocker13]

I haven’t cringed that hard in a VERY long time. Holy balls.

[ChickenLittle]

Glad I wasn’t the only one!

[dagill2]

Just as a reminder, for those that missed it: the word “fiance” is used repeatedly.

@ChickenLittle @garagerocker13

[anna_5588]

“She cooks and cleans better than most 40 year old American women” ???
definitely Greenboy

[ChickenLittle]

Well, that’s because he is SO handsome

[anna_5588]

to be fair, I cook and clean better than my mom, who’s a 50 year old Chinese woman… so there’s that

[garagerocker13]

Sheeeeeiiit. I cook and clean on the level of some 40-year-old American women. It’s a fuck ton of work and kudos to the women that do it all on their own. I was just lucky to be raised in a household where both parents chipped in on everything, and so was my wife, so that’s how we roll now.

[anna_5588]

@garagerocker13

some 40-year-old American women.

it must be all those industrial appliances making our women soft… capitalism… sigh…

[garagerocker13]

I’m our de facto dishwasher because she always had one growing up and in her college apartments. I never did so I can get through two sink fulls of dishes pretty quick. She organizes the pantry/fridge while I do the sink because we’re both about 5 times faster than the other at our respective tasks \m/(-_-)\m/

[anna_5588]

division of labour and specialization → Smith Approves!

[bulldog9899]

I wouldn’t say I’m back just visiting.