WTF MATE?
hahahahah what a fucking tool
This is probably as good a place as any to post my long thought philosophies on the “rate my…” forum. I believe there is a certain balance to the universe, a yin yang of sorts. Evil balances good. Darkness-light. Heat-cold. So for every poor soul roaming the earth haunted by negative body image there is a crazy bastard strutting around with “positive body image.”
Now this isn’t your regular guy, who knows what he’s got and doesn’t particularly care. This is the guy who thinks his 80s mustang is the greatest of classic muscle cars!!! So they end up here, on the doorstep of T-Nation, submitting their fine photographs to the testosterone community with the unabashed ambition of drawing riotous praise from the muscle-head horde!
They have come to the wrong place. I have a speculation that if T-Nation were to create a forum titled “rate my dick,” we’d have 95% of the micro penis community sticking a Nikon Coolpix down their shorts. There is one difference. There is no cure for a micro penis. A micro physique on the other hand can be remedied, and for that, you have come to the right place.
The quality of the criticism you’ll receive here is nothing less then what the greatest highschool locker room could offer. If your lifting career survives the sniding venom of “rate my physique,” you will have gained a thick skin to cover your new masterpiece.
THIS THREAD CANNOT DIE
[quote]Shively wrote:
Aleksandr wrote:
I gave you a 10, because compared to most americans, even the chubby “bodybuilders” on this site, you have a much leaner and nicer physique.
Ill take being a chubby body builder versus a skinny body builder any day… metamorphs hold on to muscle mass easier than skinny people who have to down 4k calories every day.
I can loose weight and am loosing weight and love out benching the skinny guys strugling holding on to every ounch of muscle they work their asses off for in the gym.
PS http://www.entensity.net/ made this post so they could link to it on their humor site. [/quote]
metamorph?
[quote]Solid1974 wrote:
Here are my legs, I know that one girl will kill me if i dont post them[/quote]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
(ctr+v)*100
Ok. I was on the net and I see this little thumbnail. “HMM” I say to myself. " This looks firmiliar." Then I remembered. I have either just found proof that this whole masquerade has been fake…or some more hilarious pictures of solid1974.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/279655563_02b219288e.jpg%3Fv%3D0&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/njhunkguy/279655563/&usg=__3UluvGTXlG5yyV75lp72i-z2ZW4=&h=375&w=500&sz=139&hl=en&start=168&um=1&tbnid=EqdIi-Rrnp8hyM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dartistic%2Bmale%2Bnude%26ndsp%3D21%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26start%3D147%26um%3D1
[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
Ok. I was on the net and I see this little thumbnail. “HMM” I say to myself. " This looks firmiliar." Then I remembered. I have either just found proof that this whole masquerade has been fake…or some more hilarious pictures of solid1974.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/279655563_02b219288e.jpg%3Fv%3D0&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/njhunkguy/279655563/&usg=__3UluvGTXlG5yyV75lp72i-z2ZW4=&h=375&w=500&sz=139&hl=en&start=168&um=1&tbnid=EqdIi-Rrnp8hyM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dartistic%2Bmale%2Bnude%26ndsp%3D21%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26start%3D147%26um%3D1
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Interesting…
[quote]elano wrote:
BrownTrout wrote:
Ok. I was on the net and I see this little thumbnail. “HMM” I say to myself. " This looks firmiliar." Then I remembered. I have either just found proof that this whole masquerade has been fake…or some more hilarious pictures of solid1974.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/279655563_02b219288e.jpg%3Fv%3D0&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/njhunkguy/279655563/&usg=__3UluvGTXlG5yyV75lp72i-z2ZW4=&h=375&w=500&sz=139&hl=en&start=168&um=1&tbnid=EqdIi-Rrnp8hyM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dartistic%2Bmale%2Bnude%26ndsp%3D21%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26start%3D147%26um%3D1
Interesting…[/quote]
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I hope no-one decides to check out my browsing history…
C’mon noone has mentioned the dacquiris and mint mojitos yet. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit around.
[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
Ok. I was on the net and I see this little thumbnail. “HMM” I say to myself. " This looks firmiliar." Then I remembered. I have either just found proof that this whole masquerade has been fake…or some more hilarious pictures of solid1974.
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Very interesting/hilarious indeed, but I have to ask… what the hell were you searching for???
[quote]Solid1974 wrote:
With your skinny forearms, I dont think you could even hold on to the bar on a 455 DL. It doesn’t take a genius to see your bullshittin’ on your numbers.
Kinda funny to think you made thread earlier about people lying about their max lifts…now your being called out for bogus lift numbers…hahahah[/quote]
You are the definition of small man syndrome. Only this time you threw in a twist. You added gay porn.
Kinda fucked up.
You actually thought you would get a good rating?. The girls on T-Nation look bigger than you man. Stop being a t-bag and go lift.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
total troll
and… worse, effeminate troll[/quote]
nah i dont think he’s a troll,just a little confused.
I bet I could fit into that speedo.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
I bet I could fit into that speedo.[/quote]
im sure there are many including me who would like to see u in one!
[quote]drav6 wrote:
Oleena wrote:
I bet I could fit into that speedo.
im sure there are many including me who would like to see u in one!
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I could post it here and get rated a 2 while pmed like crazy by the same people.
Id give you a ten Oleena, you got some brutal shoulders. A good lat spread to waist ratio going on too.
Im still confused as to weather or not this guy is a troll… He HAS to be, there’s no way this is real!
[quote]Hofmaster wrote:
Id give you a ten Oleena, you got some brutal shoulders. A good lat spread to waist ratio going on too.
Im still confused as to weather or not this guy is a troll… He HAS to be, there’s no way this is real![/quote]
I have a theory about these RMP trolls. Have you ever seen a friend bragging/showing off on facebook with shirtless pictures over how great they look and they obviously have no idea what an actual physique is? How funny would it be to post their picture here, get them rated a 2, and then give them the link to it.
Maybe I’m just diabolical.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
Hofmaster wrote:
Id give you a ten Oleena, you got some brutal shoulders. A good lat spread to waist ratio going on too.
Im still confused as to weather or not this guy is a troll… He HAS to be, there’s no way this is real!
I have a theory about these RMP trolls. Have you ever seen a friend bragging/showing off on facebook with shirtless pictures over how great they look and they obviously have no idea what an actual physique is? How funny would it be to post their picture here, get them rated a 2, and then give them the link to it.
Maybe I’m just diabolical.
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That’s hilarious, truly. Not diabolical in my opinion at all either.