Female Management

Have any of you fellow T-men out there experienced any aggressive and persistant efforts by your women to sabotage your workouts. If so please share your experience and tell us what counter-measures you employed, as well as the outcome.

My wife stole some of my suppliments today and my copy of issue 2 of T-mag ! She tried to tell me that I will only be allowed to workout 3 days a week. Can you believe audacity of some of these modern women. Anyway, this is a War I intend to win “no matter what”(to quote the Oak). My Testosterone and Androsol arsenal remains intact. No woman will ever stop me from reaching my genetic limit( which a famous strengh coach I consulted estimated to be 295lb at 8% fat, I am 6’tall). Thank you in advance for input.

One of the t-mag writers answered this question in a previous issue. They suggest that you bathe yourself in Androsol, then go into your wife’s meticulous living room, and mark your territory by pissing on the couch first, then the coffee table. They further suggest that when you are done, you stand there and stare at your wife with a big shit-eating grin on your face. That’ll show the little lady who’s boss.

Yes, but never lose sight of why you started to work out: to get chicks in the first place.

True, Matt. However, the challenge of getting them is the fun part. But, after you get 'em, it ain’t no fun anymore. It gets old real quick.

Unless your in the gym twice per day 6 days a week along with work etc I would say fine. But if this is not the case I would tell her to take a hike. I mean geez does she prefer you take up drinking with the boys every night of the week instead? Find something she likes to do and pull the same crap to see if she likes it.But like the saying goes “Men marry women hoping they’ll never change.Women marry men hoping they will change.”

Actually I’m starting to get this commitment to iron concept down. Tonight I was starting up my phase 1 chest and back workout when a Super Babe who no one had seen before walked in. Being the most jacked dude in there at the time, she kept on checking me out. It was so tempting to throw 3 plates on something and bang out reps…but no, how could I betray Ian King? She walked away after I turned blue on the lateral raise 21’s. I think she was pissed I’d been hogging the 15 pound dumbells.

The only reason why my girlfriend doesn’t say a thing about working out and my supplements is due to my high testosterone levels. i figure if she took that away from me then she’ll be missin out in the bedroom. so it’s a win/win situation.

Sounds a little bit like someone I once knew. Rationalizing never seemed to work all that well, either I’m not all that good at it or all that that I’ve heard about woman wanting to express feelings and communicate is BS. I found that all she was really looking for was attention, actually some pretty specific attention. Being good at getting the women/woman is great, so long as you know what to do with them once you’ve got em. Try banging things out in the bedroom, actually try the kitchen, living room, etc.
Best of luck to you!

I recommend you listen to Tom Lykis on 97.1 and follow his Lykis 101 program on how to handle women. He suggests never spending more than $40 on a date and to never let a woman wake up in your bed the next morning, etc.

Your wife stole your sups and doesn’t want you to train? Now you’re not ignoring her completely by putting your ass in the gym 7 days a week are you? That’s not fair. You gotta share yourself, ya know. However, if you’re paying attention to her and aren’t so tired from your workouts that you have no energy left for sex, then I can’t imagine what her problem is. Perhaps you should ask her. The best thing a woman can have is a muscular hairy man – any yeah, you guys who want to shave. Don’t do it. When I reach out next to me in bed in the dark I don’t want to get confused about who might be in there with me.

I kind of have a different problem. My girlfriend doesn’t want to me to get too “big,” because I might crush her when I lay on top of her. She is 5’9" and only 115 pounds while I’m 6’1" and about 195. She tried hiding my creatine one time because she thinks it makes me irritable (any evidence on this?) and she likes it when I take Power Drive because she think I pay more attention to her or something (any evidence on girlfriends/wives liking the guys more after taking PD?). And she goes crazy after I tell her my weight goals or plans on taking Androsol. Yikes.-

Frank

Seriously am I the only member of the male population with a normal woman in his life. My soon to be wife loves the fact that I work out and that I am muscular. As far as she is concerned if a guy doesn’t have quality muscle then they are just a boy. To be honest why would a real man want to be skinny or fat with no muscle. What is with these women that have no ability to share with a man or to explore things. My girl and I go to the gym together. She doesn’t get in my way and we have it set at 45 min. 4 times a week. She looks amazing, takes care of herself and loves training. We both make some small sacrifices so that we can enjoy the things that maybe the other doesn’t. In fact when we want to do something the other doesn’t then we just go our way and do it. Oh and what is with these women that can’t deal with sex. We do it a minimum of 5 times a week and she doesn’t give me a problem with looking at other women and I don’t give her a problem if she looks at a guy. Don’t get me wrong we both have respect for each other and don’t stare for long periods and if we feel the need to we will point out to the other the person that is making us want to stare. It usually ends up being fun. OK I have gone on long enough. I just needed to rant about that since neither of us can understand why people do these things to each other. Our advice if you have doubts or you or the other person is not making the little sacrifices needed to make life great then get out of the relationship now.

Dave, you are too good. I need lessons. My girl bitches when I go to the gym because " I’d rather be at the gym than with her" and, “who am I trying to impress?” She is just too damned possesive. I only go like four, maybe five times a week for no longer than an hour and fifteen minutes. And then, I have the audacity to spend my hard earned money on supplements. I’m such an asshole!