[quote]supa power wrote:
Lift up the lid and take a shit in the flushing water storage part of the toilet. They’ll wonder what the foul smell is for weeks and why the water is always mildly brown when they flush.[/quote]
that’s fucking hilarious.
you guys are making me potentially dangerous lol
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/music_movies_girls_life/pranks_and_scares?id=4705815&pageNo=0[/quote]
Well fuck me! I plain forgot to ad in the op “I’m sure this has been done before, I don’t give a fuck. Enjoy or gtfo.”
Link will provide for a good read though.
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Saves me from writing out my Star Wars one from that first thread!
I regret this one due to the property damage it caused. There was a guy my buddies and I really didn’t like. We bought a trash can, a big one, a spent a week pissing in it, directing drunk pukers to it and even managed to get some shit in it, eggs, milk lots of rotting nasties. We filled the rest of the can with water one night and carefully pulled it into a pickup bed, drove it to the guys house and leaned it on his door. You can probably guess the rest but we rang his bell and hid in some bushes. When he opened the door, his legs and living room were flooded with basically raw sewage and rotting food.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
I regret this one due to the property damage it caused. There was a guy my buddies and I really didn’t like. We bought a trash can, a big one, a spent a week pissing in it, directing drunk pukers to it and even managed to get some shit in it, eggs, milk lots of rotting nasties. We filled the rest of the can with water one night and carefully pulled it into a pickup bed, drove it to the guys house and leaned it on his door. You can probably guess the rest but we rang his bell and hid in some bushes. When he opened the door, his legs and living room were flooded with basically raw sewage and rotting food.[/quote]
That’s fucked up.
Seriously, why would you dilute it with water? You ran of of piss?
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
I regret this one due to the property damage it caused. There was a guy my buddies and I really didn’t like. We bought a trash can, a big one, a spent a week pissing in it, directing drunk pukers to it and even managed to get some shit in it, eggs, milk lots of rotting nasties. We filled the rest of the can with water one night and carefully pulled it into a pickup bed, drove it to the guys house and leaned it on his door. You can probably guess the rest but we rang his bell and hid in some bushes. When he opened the door, his legs and living room were flooded with basically raw sewage and rotting food.[/quote]
Was this in Germany in 1933? Ol’ Mr. Schickelgruber’s house?
Then it would be a good idea.
Vicomte, we thought about just holding out until we filled it with piss/puke et cetera but found it was evaporating faster than we could fill it. So after a week and a stench like you wouldn’t believe, we just topped it off.
Nards, nope. It was 2007, in Texas at Mr. Radloff’s house.
Another one:
I used to work for “the man”. Our office was pretty big and fortunately there were a handful of fitness enthusiasts in the crowd.
There was also a guy who was very condescending, holier than though, et cetera. He was a vegan, drove a smart car and you can probably guess his smug type.
One day we had enough of his bullshit. He was in a conference call over lunch and a few of us went to the parking lot, picked up his Smart Car and moved it behind a row of shrubs on some greenery surrounding the lot. You couldn’t even see the thing a little bit, it was so small the bushes concealed it perfectly.
After his call ended, he took a late lunch. A few minutes after leaving the office he came running back in “My car is missing!!”
We had talked to the security gaurd on duty, Ronny, beforehand and he knew what was up. We buzzed him and asked if any suspicious activity had occured in the parking lot. He said a tow truck drove through and hooked a yellow Smart Car for being double parked.
Our smug vegan asshole spent the afternoon calling various tow yards to no avail. He was super stressed out by 5 o’clock and behind on his work of course. When it was time to go we simply told him, your car is behind the row of bushes.
He literally teared up, it was awesome. I think he was at the office til like midnight or some shit catching up.
One time me and a couple of buddies decided to watch the Star Wars trilogy one night during Christmas break in high school.
Since we grew up in Winnipeg the sun goes down at about 4:30PM in the winter and we started Star Wars at about 6PM.
One guy fell asleep 5 minutes in so me and the other guy changed the clock on the VCR to 2AM and put in Return of the Jedi and fast forwarded to the end when the Ewoks are dancing and woke up buddy and told him it was 2AM…he looks at the clock, sees that Jedi is over,freaks out and runs home thinking his mom and dad will kill him but it was about 6:30.
- dip the tip of the filter of a friends cigarette in cinnamon oil
- open can of tuna fish left under the radiator in dorm
[quote]supa power wrote:
Lift up the lid and take a shit in the flushing water storage part of the toilet. They’ll wonder what the foul smell is for weeks and why the water is always mildly brown when they flush.[/quote]
You guys’ve never heard of a double decker?
lol
Search and replace is the best function in Word.
I used to work construction on my summers when I was 17 to 21. I saw all sorts of pranks. There was always stuff going back and forth between the trades. One day an electrician opens a bucket of spackle, takes out a big scoop, take a dump into the bucket, put the spackle back in. The next day we stood around when the spacklers showed up. U guessed it, he slaps a big glob of spackle onto his hawk, didn’t look and smears in on the wall. He was so pissed that he went home for the day.
Every so often, there would be a demo job and there would be a piece of rebar or pipe sticking out of the floor. One guy would cut it off short and place a soda can or coffee cup over the stub. Sure enough, someone would walk by and give it a mighty kick.
Another one was to take an old wallet, put a corner of a $20 bill hanging out of it and nail one half of the wallet to the concrete floor with one of those explosive hammers. It was in there. So it looked like a dropped wallet. People would walk by, spy the wallet and go to scoop it off the floor very casually. Most of them fell on their ass trying, great lulz.
Machine shops were also good for pranks. If another guy was a scumbag, I’d go to his milling machine when he was on break, dial the milling table about .020 and set the digital readout to zero. On a +/-.005 job, it made a huge difference. I’d also paint their safety glasses with machine oil if they left them laying around.
All of the machines had air hoses on them to blow away the chips. One guy would shut off a line, fill the air hose with blue layout dye and turn it back on. The unsuspecting victim comes back to his machine, goes to blow off a part and sprays everything in the vise, milling machine and wall behind it with the dye, which is virtually impossible to remove on a cement wall.
We had one guy that was the master at pranks. He goes fishing and catches some really big bluefish. He brings one into work and puts in between the filters in a large industrial vacuum cleaner. Nobody uses it for like 3 weeks and we forgot about it, The vacuum is made for cleaning up asbestos, fiberglass and other nasty material. As soon as someone turned it on, the entire building had to be evacuated. Someone calls the local fire department out of desperation, they come in with hazmat gear and finally traced it to the vacuum cleaner. The fish was nothing but bones and ooze.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
We had a guy who would spend an eternity in the shitter and you knew he was just killing time. All we had available was a single bathroom for about 10 guys.
One day after about 45 minutes we had enough. I poured a puddle of ammonia in front of the door and then blew it under the door with an air hose. He came busting out the door hacking and coughing with his pants around his ankles.[/quote]
We used to do that one with talcum powder. Lay a big line along the door and the floor, blow it in with the air hose. The victim came out looking like one of those bakery skits from The 3 Stooges.
[quote]beachguy498 wrote:
I used to work construction on my summers when I was 17 to 21. I saw all sorts of pranks. There was always stuff going back and forth between the trades. One day an electrician opens a bucket of spackle, takes out a big scoop, take a dump into the bucket, put the spackle back in. The next day we stood around when the spacklers showed up. U guessed it, he slaps a big glob of spackle onto his hawk, didn’t look and smears in on the wall. He was so pissed that he went home for the day.
Every so often, there would be a demo job and there would be a piece of rebar or pipe sticking out of the floor. One guy would cut it off short and place a soda can or coffee cup over the stub. Sure enough, someone would walk by and give it a mighty kick.
Another one was to take an old wallet, put a corner of a $20 bill hanging out of it and nail one half of the wallet to the concrete floor with one of those explosive hammers. It was in there. So it looked like a dropped wallet. People would walk by, spy the wallet and go to scoop it off the floor very casually. Most of them fell on their ass trying, great lulz.
Machine shops were also good for pranks. If another guy was a scumbag, I’d go to his milling machine when he was on break, dial the milling table about .020 and set the digital readout to zero. On a +/-.005 job, it made a huge difference. I’d also paint their safety glasses with machine oil if they left them laying around.
All of the machines had air hoses on them to blow away the chips. One guy would shut off a line, fill the air hose with blue layout dye and turn it back on. The unsuspecting victim comes back to his machine, goes to blow off a part and sprays everything in the vise, milling machine and wall behind it with the dye, which is virtually impossible to remove on a cement wall.
We had one guy that was the master at pranks. He goes fishing and catches some really big bluefish. He brings one into work and puts in between the filters in a large industrial vacuum cleaner. Nobody uses it for like 3 weeks and we forgot about it, The vacuum is made for cleaning up asbestos, fiberglass and other nasty material. As soon as someone turned it on, the entire building had to be evacuated. Someone calls the local fire department out of desperation, they come in with hazmat gear and finally traced it to the vacuum cleaner. The fish was nothing but bones and ooze.
[/quote] I love fish pranks, so stinky. The rebar is pretty good too.
I worked in an automotive parts warehouse for maybe 4 months. The place had a phantom shitter. One of those guys who would take a shit anywhere. He was stealthy, turds would wind up everywhere. They would be found inside tires on an overhead rack, in carburetor boxes… on top of the carburetor neatly tucked back in the plastic bag. In file cabinets and once in the safe in the office. They would leave the dial so that it would have to be clicked enough to open it. It was almost common knowledge so it could have been anyone. It was narrowed down to a few of the order pullers but nobody was ever identified and I left never knowing the outcome.
In college I knew some guys who got some urinary tract dye pills and slipped them into beers at a party. Then they started a rumor that one of the sluttier little sisters at the frat had an STD and one of the symptoms was your urine changing color. A lot of drunk guys were freaking out in the john that night.
My friend pledged a frat, and by custom the pledges had one chance to get back at the brothers. The pledges printed up some high end stationery and sent an invite to the frat president to bring his house as our university’s invited college reps at the first annual National Fraternity Convention. They had fake phone numbers, a mail drop box and everything set up to answer questions and make arrangements for the free trip. They rented a bus to take the brothers to a high end hotel in Chicago, about 4 hours away. When they got there, the brothers disembarked, the bus drove off, and a guy came up to the president with a welcome package that simply said, “Congratulations, you’ve been road tripped!”
In the lighting tech department at the theater, the staff would often leave notes on the call board for our technicians. One day I put one up that was very scribbled, addressed to Tom. When he read it, the first few words were a scribbled and barely legible “please be sure to…” and the rest was just scribbles with an occasional word tossed in. It took him a week worrying about what he was supposed to do before he got the joke.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
The ghost pepper thread inspired this one.
What are some of the funniest pranks you have either been subjected too, done to someone else or witnessed?
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I like to revive old threads, is that a funny prank? no? ok i’ll keep trying.
The worst one I heard was some guys fooling around in a garage in Scotland. These guys stuck an air hose up a guys arse and turned it on. It blew his intestines up! Guy ended up dying a couple of years later.