Car trick
Get a jack and four small bottle jacks
Jack the car up and put a bottle jack on the frame all the way around just enough off the ground so when they sit to drive the wheels are barely off the ground. Most people will not be able to figure out why the car goes no where LOL
If you pull this one off Pics are a must
My old buddy from college had access to our schools media center, which apparently included software and printers that were perfect for creating some official looking documents.
Anyway, the bastard sent me a letter “from the local shelter” informing me that him and our other friend had adopted a puppy in my name and that I was to pick it up by the end of the week.
Keep in mind, this letter was written PERFECTLY with contact info for an actual local animal shelter, the same logo, he even went as far as to get a pic (and the serial number) of a dog that they had listed as “recently adopted” LOL.
Anyway, there was a whole big paragraph about how to contact the shelter to set up an appointment and how happy they were for the pup and I… that ended with “if you can’t pick up your new friend, please contact us to pay for the $500 euthenasia fee.”
I’ll be the first to admit I was completely speechless for a good two minutes before I called him to make sure it was fake, lol.
If you’re tech savvy enough to pull something like this off, I highly recommend it. Even better if you can mail it to a family member from a friend or something so you can see their reaction when they open it, haa
My cousin nailed his fathers shoes to the porch after being mad for some reason. I don’t know whether the uncle tripped over or how new the shoes were. My uncle is quite “short fuzed” so I guess my cousin had it coming after that prank.
Saran wrap on the toilet.
Also upper decker/top tanker.
There are a lot of pranks that go on in a machine shop, but I don’t usually start them, just put an end to them.
Relating to the fish one, when I was a machinist one of my co-workers would grease the handles of my mill daily. After a couple weeks of this it wasn’t funny, just annoying. At the time I was in the habit of eating Sardines at lunch, so I took a half eaten can of sardines and hid it under the computer mounted to the side of his CNC mill. Took him two weeks to find it, in the summer, and he couldn’t leave his machine. The greasing stopped.
Another time I had a kid that kept leaving gay porn around with my name on it. He always would park his car behind the shop so it wouldn’t get scratched etc…
So I had some co-workers keep him busy and started pouring buckets of water over his car. At night. In February. Probably 200 gallons. By the time he finally got in the vehicle at he couldn’t go anywhere because his wheels where frozen to a skating rink. He played pranks on everyone, so they all just left him there.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
When I was an electrician, we “shotgun anchored” a guys toolbox to the deck with like three or four anchors, right before clean up! He had to chip that shit up with a hammer drill
We wired another guy’s toolbox with a 24 volt control circuit (knowing that he sat on his toolbox to eat lunch) and watched him wiggle around a bit, then scratch his ass a bit, then try to ignore it and couldn’t - the look on his face when he finally figured it out was priceless! (24vAC barely gives you a “tingle”, so the prank was very subtle - we weren’t trying to shock anyone)
For a case of beer, we had the tower crane pick up a porta-john with someone in it for about ten minutes - the guy was scared of heights, he was literally BEGGING for us to put him down.
When a new apprentice came on the job we’d send him off to the material pile for “sky hooks”, “wire stretchers”, “left handed cable benders” etc… Of course he’d ask someone, and they’d tell him “I think I saw one on the other side of the job” and send him on one wild goose chase after another.
With one particular asshole foreman, we poked a small hole in his morning coffee cup (styrofoam 7-11 cup) so that every time he took a sip, he’d dribble a small amount of coffee on his shirt. We did it right before the weekly “tool box talk”. He was getting pissed and moar pissed cuz everyone was kinda laughing at him, and finally took a big swig of coffee and said, “So what the fuck is everyone laughing at? You think you’re gonna get one over on me? You assholes cant get one over on me!” while his shit had a 4" diameter coffee stain on it! LMAO
When I worked in the office, we glued EVERYTHING on this one guy’s desk upside down. glued two pens in his coffee cup, glued his keyboard facing the wrong way, his phone the wrong way etc… He retaliated by…
taping off the holes in the upper phone cradle and filling it with liquid hand soap. He then called the individual and filmed him putting a wet soapy mess to his ear. So HE retaliated by…
Going into the “shared drive” on the network (the one where everyone has a public folder that everyone else has access to) and created a folder entitled, “my gerbils” and posted pictures of ten gerbils with names and everything, the prank was completed when he put a stash of lube, paper towel cardboard centers, and a printed pdf of how to put gerbils in your asshole ON HIS DESK.
None of these involved fucking with people’s food, though…
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I love the 24v in the tool box one…you see, that’s genius…watching him squirm a bit and wonder what’s going on is much better than him sitting on 440 and jumping up and yelling.
Mine is last April Fool’s I made a fake government test for teachers at our English school and had the boss give them out saying that the government wants to check that all teachers have a basic understanding of English grammar.
So at the top it says “Change these 10 sentences to the present adverbial reflexive pronoun tense” and then there are ten harmless sentences like “The boy likes to ride his bike” etc.
Sentence ten let them all off the hook because it was “Happy April Fool’s Day!!!” but one teacher kept squirming through after everyone else had figured it out and still didn’t get it even after sentence 10! Shit!
I have a deer camp one from when I was a kid.
My dad and his buddies were always joking about buggery during deer camp. One year he had a rookie co-worker come up who was very gullible, and the guy didn’t know what to think. Well this guy proceeds to get hammered and pass out. Big mistake. He wakes up in the morning with his pants around his ankles, a bag over his head and a huge glob of Vaseline in the crack of his ass. He probably still thinks to this day they took his cherry.
This is my favorite.
One of my friends girlfriends decided she was going to prank me.
She put a homemade bumper sticker on my car that said honk if you are gay or something like that. I saw it right away the next morning and figured out pretty quickly who had done it. I called her on it and pretended to be pissed. I also told her I would return the favor with a vengeance. She knew me as pretty devious and the more time passed without retribution the more nervous she became. After about a month she was a nervous wreck and begging me to just get it over with. Every time I saw her over that summer I would just smile or wink. Never had to lift a finger and it was probably the worst summer of her life.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
This is my favorite.
One of my friends girlfriends decided she was going to prank me.
She put a homemade bumper sticker on my car that said honk if you are gay or something like that. I saw it right away the next morning and figured out pretty quickly who had done it. I called her on it and pretended to be pissed. I also told her I would return the favor with a vengeance. She knew me as pretty devious and the more time passed without retribution the more nervous she became. After about a month she was a nervous wreck and begging me to just get it over with. Every time I saw her over that summer I would just smile or wink. Never had to lift a finger and it was probably the worst summer of her life.
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I was going to put one of those rainbox stickers on a coworker’s bumper sticker. He was married, and a father, and quite conservative. I never got around to it…where the fuck you get shit like that!!! Missed opportunity.
When I was younger we went through a phase of shaving off eyebrows of people who passed out at my house.
One guy who had a '70s porn stash ended up losing half of it and the opposite side eyebrow.
The final prank was my buddy Denny. The previous night he was ranting about having to get up and do something the next day, has to take it easy tonight, yadda yadda yadda, all while swigging Windsor and chasing it with beer. So when he passed out we took off both of his eyebrows and painted him up like an all out tranny- heavy pancake make up, rainbow eyeshadow, blush, and lipstick and poorly drawn fake eyebrows.
The next morning we wake him up in a big rush. He shakes out the cobwebs and downs another beer then shoots straight out the door without ever having looked in the mirror, runs down the road and jumps on a streetcar.
Ok, so back to college again, freshman year in the dorms. A prank plus payback.
So my roomate at the time was my friend who later stuffed the rabbit with fish.
It was common practice for one roomate to lock the other out of the dorm room when hooking up. We both had some ass during this year and would be inconvenienced somewhat often. Usually it was understandable given the dorm situation.
Well, he had a girl that came over fairly regularly. I was getting locked out of my room at all hours of the day. Sometimes in the evening, sometimes in the afternoon lull between classes, I never knew. Occassionally they would stop so I could get a book or something but sometimes, I could hear they were in the thick of it, they would not.
We argued about it, he kept saying “we agreed to lock the door, you do it too” tired shit, the situation was clearly different than a random hook up.
Well the floors were linoleum and the door didn’t sit flush. There was a gap of about an inch or so on the bottom. As you walked in to the notoriously small dorm room, my bed was on the left, his on the right with a narrow passage way between.
I stashed some shaving cream and gallon freezer bags in my car. Next time I was locked out, I filled two bags with the shaving cream, stuck the open end under the door, angled to the right, and jumped on them. Shaving cream splattered all over them. Given the situation it was epic.
So later on, we were at a party and I was talking to this girl. It was pretty clear we would be hooking up. My roomate left early, I didn’t realize this. When I got back to the room, I found he had put fliers discussing herpes and treatment options from the university “quack shack” neatly on my bed with a tube of herpe cream.
I did not hook up that night.
“There’s always room for JELLO”.
friend had a buddy that always gave him shit. when he left for a weekend we made sure that his bedroom window was open before he left. we crawled in the window, turned down the ac as low as it would go and sealed the door with tape. made up 6 55gal trashcans of jello and poured it in the window.
and yes, we made sure nothing electrical or anything that could be ruined was left on the floor.
We had a guy who would spend an eternity in the shitter and you knew he was just killing time. All we had available was a single bathroom for about 10 guys.
One day after about 45 minutes we had enough. I poured a puddle of ammonia in front of the door and then blew it under the door with an air hose. He came busting out the door hacking and coughing with his pants around his ankles.
I used to work with a guy in a factory who would set people with his licorice shit prank.
He would eat a whole bag of green licorice before work(how he timed this I have no idea) then proceed to the employee’s washroom right when he got to work. Then he would get some paper towel and cover the surface of the bowl with it to support the massive mound of green turd he was going to shat onto it.
The final step was to walk up to the victim and say something like “hey dude, did you see what someone wrote about you in the middle stall in the washroom?, fuck man, someone don’t like you”
The person would go running off to see WTF was up and be greeted by this floating pile of green shit lol, what a sight. Worked every time.
Our favorite joke to pull on summer students in the factory was to send them to the tool crib to sign out the “steel stretcher” lol.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
When I was younger we went through a phase of shaving off eyebrows of people who passed out at my house.
One guy who had a '70s porn stash ended up losing half of it and the opposite side eyebrow.
The final prank was my buddy Denny. The previous night he was ranting about having to get up and do something the next day, has to take it easy tonight, yadda yadda yadda, all while swigging Windsor and chasing it with beer. So when he passed out we took off both of his eyebrows and painted him up like an all out tranny- heavy pancake make up, rainbow eyeshadow, blush, and lipstick and poorly drawn fake eyebrows.
The next morning we wake him up in a big rush. He shakes out the cobwebs and downs another beer then shoots straight out the door without ever having looked in the mirror, runs down the road and jumps on a streetcar.
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funny.
but i’m actually concerned about where you fellas got all that makeup?!
i used to work in a crappy shop and a friend of mine got a job there too. naturally because she was a girl everyone figured we were hooking up so we’d play along and come back from breaks lookin like we’d been at it in the stock room. everyone also knew she had a boyfriend.
One day she handed in her notice and i was talking to the supervisor and told him the real reason this girl was leaving was she was carrying my love child. now being a traditional kind of guy from Bangladesh he pretty much freaked out when i told him i wasn’t going to support her in any way because her boyfriend thought it was his. had him going for weeks.
Also had a thing where new starts would be told the 4’8’’ 190lb deputy manageress was a nudist and went on holiday with only a small bit of hand luggage. usually people sussed it pretty quickly but we had one guy going for about 3 weeks. he kept asking questions about what they did and if they “enjoyed” it.
Also convinced this poor guy it was illegal for English people to wear kilts and that a haggis is an actual living animal.
When we had a new female member of staff the boss would always tell them i was a sex offender. so i’d show up introduce myself and they’d back away looking at me like i was about to rape them.
this was because the boss was a rangers fan (scottish football/soccer team) and his hero came into the shop so we told this guy he should meet our boss. but we told him our boss was a celtic fan (rival team, and its a pretty violent rivalry)
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
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Well fuck me! I plain forgot to ad in the op “I’m sure this has been done before, I don’t give a fuck. Enjoy or gtfo.”
Link will provide for a good read though.
Lift up the lid and take a shit in the flushing water storage part of the toilet. They’ll wonder what the foul smell is for weeks and why the water is always mildly brown when they flush.
Top shelf shits are hilarious!