[quote]nephorm wrote:
“Anyone can have bad breath Marge, but you could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon” --George Carlin.[/quote]
R.I.P.
[quote]VanderLaan wrote:
“I want that like I want a dick in my ass.”
- My best fishing buddy
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did he tell you that when you two were on Brokeback Mountain?
Yes, but tomorrow I will be sober and you my lady will still be ugly!
If it wasn’t for bad luck I wouldn’t have any at all.
No, I only have three inches, from my knee.
You’re the only guy I know that squats when he pees.
“Free Men do not ask permission to bear arms.”
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
“I don’t FEEL tardy…”
- David Lee Roth, Van Halen[/quote]
I used to use that back in high school when I was late for class.
I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.
-Mike Tyson
“If you can’t be good, be good at it”
Martin Lawrence
If it bleeds we can kill it.
Make Haste Slowly.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who understand mathematics, and those who don’t.
Stand for something, or you will most assuredly fall for anything.
Anything worth having must be Earned.
If it was easy, everyone would do it.
S
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
Bertrand Russell
The Autobiography of Bertrand Russell
Everybody thinks himself so well supplied with common sense that even those most difficult to please…never desire more of it than they already have.
Rene Descartes
Discourse on Method
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa.
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Those who hesitate, masturbate.
“You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets full first.”
-Berges Meredith in “Grumpier Old Men”
That which does not kill you makes you stronger!
[quote]jtrinsey wrote:
“I make love to pressure.”
-Stephen Jackson
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I have a pretty good personal story about S Jackson. That guy don’t let NOTHING stop him. Except me.
Destiny is not to be waited for, it is to be achieved!
I’ll beat you so bad you’ll think you stole something!
I’ll hit you with so many rights you’ll be begging for a left.
I’ll hit you so hard you’ll have to drop your pants to brush your teeth.
[quote]hedo wrote:
When going thru Hell…keep going.
- Winston Churchill[/quote]
Churchill has so many great quotes. Plagued by terrible depression all of his life and yet was such a brilliant man and a great strategist (if not too much of an opportunist at times.)
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” - Winston Churchill to Lady Astor
“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.”
“It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required.”
“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”
“There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.”
“We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.”
“If Hitler were to invade Hell, I would at least make a favourable reference to the Devil.”
[quote]Tithonus81 wrote:
hedo wrote:
When going thru Hell…keep going.
- Winston Churchill
Churchill has so many great quotes. Plagued by terrible depression all of his life and yet was such a brilliant man and a great strategist (if not too much of an opportunist at times.)
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” - Winston Churchill to Lady Astor
“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.”
“It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required.”
“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”
“There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.”
“We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.”
“If Hitler were to invade Hell, I would at least make a favourable reference to the Devil.”[/quote]
“Never give up…NEVER GIVE UP…NEVER!!! GIVE!!! UP!!!”