[quote]streamline wrote:
I’ll beat you so bad you’ll think you stole something!
I’ll hit you with so many rights you’ll be begging for a left.
I’ll hit you so hard you’ll have to drop your pants to brush your teeth.[/quote]
I’ll hit you so hard your kids will be dizzy.
Overkill they name is Kevin
-Me when told not to burn my bridges
To which my friend made a comment about how I always brutalize Shakespearean lines
Same shit, different day.
Be not afraid.
“How would you feel if a guy that looked like me kicked the shit out of you?” - Chris Robinson (Black Crowes singer)
…if I throw a dog a bone, I don’t want to know if it tastes good or not.
-Brick Top “Snatch”
Never shit were you eat.
Stay out of the woods
Can’t is a four letter word!
I may be different, but you are still all the same.
If life gives you lemons, just be glad you are getting something.
Don’t ask why God isn’t helping you, but instead ask why you aren’t helping God.
When life’s going 100 miles per hour, you buy a Corvette.
(All of these were random quotes I saw. I have no idea who they are by)
“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”
[quote]Chewie wrote:
“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”
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“I want to have your abortion.” <–outtake of the same scene.
[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
“How would you feel if a guy that looked like me kicked the shit out of you?” - Chris Robinson (Black Crowes singer)[/quote]
Probably suicidal or left questioning the nature of reality. Either or.
[quote]Chewie wrote:
“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”
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— fight club
Love that gif in your thingy… Kenny rogers jackass was the shit
I promise, just the head!
Tell me if this hurts.
[quote]Tithonus81 wrote:
hedo wrote:
When going thru Hell…keep going.
Churchill has so many great quotes. Plagued by terrible depression all of his life and yet was such a brilliant man and a great strategist (if not too much of an opportunist at times.)
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” - Winston Churchill to Lady Astor
“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.”
“It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required.”
“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”
“There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.”
“We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.”
“If Hitler were to invade Hell, I would at least make a favourable reference to the Devil.”[/quote]
Lady Astor: “If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.”
Churchill: “And if I were your husband I would drink it.”
NEVER give in… NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force, never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy. - Churchill
Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
Strong men can always afford to be gentle. Only the weak are intent on “giving as good as they get.” - Hubbard
Only one who devotes himself to a cause with his whole strength and soul can be a true master. For this reason mastery demands all of a person - Einstein
You’re alive only because it’s illegal to shoot you.
I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.
The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
I don’t know what your problem is, but it’s probably hard to pronounce.
Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
The world has the habit of making room for the man whose actions show that he knows where he is going.
Well done is better than well said. - ben franklin
I think this was quote of the month on this site on new years’ day:
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; he who makes one is a fool.
�??F.M. Knowles
“Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds”
[quote]TermInNate wrote:
Chewie wrote:
“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”
“I want to have your abortion.” <–outtake of the same scene.[/quote]
Oh! You you blow your father with that mouth?
Tony Soprano.
No, trust me, you’re stupid!