Never give up!
“Anyone can have bad breath Marge, but you could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon” --George Carlin.
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.”
- another one from George
“…Shoot first, shoot some more, then try to ask a question”
“impossible is nothing” addidas slogan I think, but comes to mind alot when you come across people who tell you you can’t do something when you’re already doing it.
“WHAT?! YEAH!!!” Lil John
“Why don’t you make like a tree, and get the fuck out” Bar tender from Boondock saints.
There’s more, just not coming to mind at the moment.
When going thru Hell…keep going.
- Winston Churchill
Confucious say…man with 4 balls no walk
“May God have mercy on my enemies, because I wont.” - General George S. Patton
“The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the bellies of their wives and daughters.” - Genghis Khan
“You’re just not getting it… You have too much testosterone.” - My ex after I fucked her. That statement made my day.
“To Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” -Homer Simpson
Are you Sweedish? Cause you’re the Sweedish thing i’ve ever seen
“I’m getting too old for this shit”
-Sgt. Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover)
“If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough”
-Anonymous
“I talked to God today, he told me he can get me out of this mess, but he told me your fucked…”
-Braveheart
“Be the hammer not the nail”
-Wally
“Your gonna need a bigger boat…”
-Roy Scheider in Jaws
“I can’t be wrong all the time.”
-Franco
-If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat.
Anonymous
“Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.”
-With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.
-Rodney Dangerfield
My uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
“I talked to God today, he told me he can get me out of this mess, but he told me your fucked…”
-Braveheart[/quote]
You kinda butchered that one.
[to William Wallace] “The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure… your fucked. Bahaha!”
-Stephen, The Mad Irishman
“I want that like I want a dick in my ass.”
- My best fishing buddy