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[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
I am a nerd too. I read sci-fi and fantasy books. I also play Magic and DnD… [/quote]
Bauber
Level 30 Powerbuilder
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Height: 6’1"
Weight: 310lbs
Hair: Brown
Skin: White
Race: Half-Ogre
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Deity: Kord
Str: 30
Dex: 1
Con: 30
Int: 1
Wis: 1
Equipment: +1 Barbell

Just kidding about the stats ;)[/quote]
lmfao “Dex: 1” got me. I just pictured Bauber fumbling all kinds of shit.[/quote]

1 dexterity is the funniest shit Csulli ever wrote on this site.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Sorry guys but I am the biggest nerd here. There is no competition.[/quote]

Star Trek does not a nerd make in itself.

True nerdism is an amalgamation of wits, intellect, social dysfunction, and awkwardness.

I eliminated the awkwardness and social dysfunction.

I am Iron Man.[/quote]

I was a WoW beta tester.

I win

/nerd contest

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[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Sorry guys but I am the biggest nerd here. There is no competition.[/quote]

Star Trek does not a nerd make in itself.

True nerdism is an amalgamation of wits, intellect, social dysfunction, and awkwardness.

I eliminated the awkwardness and social dysfunction.

I am Iron Man.[/quote]

I was a WoW beta tester.

I win

/nerd contest[/quote]

The Classic, The Burning Crusade, Wrath of the Lich King, Cataclysm, or Mists of Pandaria? How many characters to you have? What is your current gear score? Did you get a divorce because you were playing so much (I almost got one, but decided my wife was more important so I quit)? I do know a guy whose wife came into his study stark raving naked, sat on his lap, and he told her to move she was in the way during a boss battle. She was pretty hot.

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Sorry guys but I am the biggest nerd here. There is no competition.[/quote]

Star Trek does not a nerd make in itself.

True nerdism is an amalgamation of wits, intellect, social dysfunction, and awkwardness.

I eliminated the awkwardness and social dysfunction.

I am Iron Man.[/quote]

I was a WoW beta tester.

I win

/nerd contest[/quote]

The Classic, The Burning Crusade, Wrath of the Lich King, Cataclysm, or Mists of Pandaria? How many characters to you have? What is your current gear score? Did you get a divorce because you were playing so much (I almost got one, but decided my wife was more important so I quit)? I do know a guy whose wife came into his study stark raving naked, sat on his lap, and he told her to move she was in the way during a boss battle. She was pretty hot.
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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Sorry guys but I am the biggest nerd here. There is no competition.[/quote]

Star Trek does not a nerd make in itself.

True nerdism is an amalgamation of wits, intellect, social dysfunction, and awkwardness.

I eliminated the awkwardness and social dysfunction.

I am Iron Man.[/quote]

I was a WoW beta tester.

I win

/nerd contest[/quote]

The Classic, The Burning Crusade, Wrath of the Lich King, Cataclysm, or Mists of Pandaria? How many characters to you have? What is your current gear score? Did you get a divorce because you were playing so much (I almost got one, but decided my wife was more important so I quit)? I do know a guy whose wife came into his study stark raving naked, sat on his lap, and he told her to move she was in the way during a boss battle. She was pretty hot.
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I was one of the original Beta Testers, so it was back in summer of 04 when i was a freshman in college. Ended up playing for 3 months, was one of the first level 60 chars out there.

Then being in college at the time I discovered drugs/alcohol and found out I was good looking. I quit WoW to chase tail.

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[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
I am a nerd too. I read sci-fi and fantasy books. I also play Magic and DnD… [/quote]
Bauber
Level 30 Powerbuilder
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Height: 6’1"
Weight: 310lbs
Hair: Brown
Skin: White
Race: Half-Ogre
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Deity: Kord
Str: 30
Dex: 1
Con: 30
Int: 1
Wis: 1
Equipment: +1 Barbell

Just kidding about the stats ;)[/quote]

Lmao this was quite funny. Good shit csuli. And I am 26 though =p. I know my profile says 27 but I guess I fucked up the age long ago. Born in 1987 =D.
[/quote]

AWESOME BEYOND WORDS FROM SOMEONE WHO DID D&D

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[quote]Waittz wrote:

I was one of the original Beta Testers, so it was back in summer of 04 when i was a freshman in college. Ended up playing for 3 months, was one of the first level 60 chars out there.

Then being in college at the time I discovered drugs/alcohol and found out I was good looking. I quit WoW to chase tail. [/quote]

Good for you to get away from that game.

My brother-in-law is divorcing my sister so he can go back to playing WoW. He is such a douche. He also wants to be a ripped 145lbs…

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

I was one of the original Beta Testers, so it was back in summer of 04 when i was a freshman in college. Ended up playing for 3 months, was one of the first level 60 chars out there.

Then being in college at the time I discovered drugs/alcohol and found out I was good looking. I quit WoW to chase tail. [/quote]

Good for you to get away from that game.

My brother-in-law is divorcing my sister so he can go back to playing WoW. He is such a douche. He also wants to be a ripped 145lbs…[/quote]

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

I was one of the original Beta Testers, so it was back in summer of 04 when i was a freshman in college. Ended up playing for 3 months, was one of the first level 60 chars out there.

Then being in college at the time I discovered drugs/alcohol and found out I was good looking. I quit WoW to chase tail. [/quote]

Good for you to get away from that game.

My brother-in-law is divorcing my sister so he can go back to playing WoW. He is such a douche. He also wants to be a ripped 145lbs…[/quote]

That sucks. I mean I was 17 when I played and couldnt understand getting made fun of by grown men because they had better ‘gear’ on a game.

One time after I quit, I was at a party and drunk with this chick. Things started to get serious and she told me she had only been with one other guy before and I called her a noob.

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[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

I was one of the original Beta Testers, so it was back in summer of 04 when i was a freshman in college. Ended up playing for 3 months, was one of the first level 60 chars out there.

Then being in college at the time I discovered drugs/alcohol and found out I was good looking. I quit WoW to chase tail. [/quote]

Good for you to get away from that game.

My brother-in-law is divorcing my sister so he can go back to playing WoW. He is such a douche. He also wants to be a ripped 145lbs…[/quote]

That sucks. I mean I was 17 when I played and couldnt understand getting made fun of by grown men because they had better ‘gear’ on a game.

One time after I quit, I was at a party and drunk with this chick. Things started to get serious and she told me she had only been with one other guy before and I called her a noob. [/quote]

Noob…Lerrroy Jenkins…

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

I was one of the original Beta Testers, so it was back in summer of 04 when i was a freshman in college. Ended up playing for 3 months, was one of the first level 60 chars out there.

Then being in college at the time I discovered drugs/alcohol and found out I was good looking. I quit WoW to chase tail. [/quote]

Good for you to get away from that game.

My brother-in-law is divorcing my sister so he can go back to playing WoW. He is such a douche. He also wants to be a ripped 145lbs…[/quote]
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That is about what he looks like. He is also into TKD. I told him to put on 20 lbs of muscle and get to 165-175 lbs and he would take someones head off. Right now he just has no power. What a douche.

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Am i the only one who cant get through 2 replies without having to scroll back to the video and jerk off for an hour?

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Sorry guys but I am the biggest nerd here. There is no competition.[/quote]

Star Trek does not a nerd make in itself.

True nerdism is an amalgamation of wits, intellect, social dysfunction, and awkwardness.

I eliminated the awkwardness and social dysfunction.

I am Iron Man.[/quote]

Lucky for some, I have the awkwardness and social dysfunction coupled with neither wits nor intellect.

I’m like a stupider Spider-Man.

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:
The Classic, The Burning Crusade, Wrath of the Lich King, Cataclysm, or Mists of Pandaria? How many characters to you have? What is your current gear score? Did you get a divorce because you were playing so much (I almost got one, but decided my wife was more important so I quit)? I do know a guy whose wife came into his study stark raving naked, sat on his lap, and he told her to move she was in the way during a boss battle. She was pretty hot.
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I’ve played since Classic. I now have 6 level 90’s, 3 of which are raid geared, and 4 which are top tier PvP geared. I no longer raid hardcore as I’m in Japan for business (hard to find a solid raiding guild in my current timezone). I recently got my girlfriend to her first level 90 character, after what felt like 3 years. She plays every weekend with me and some online friends, and I’ve accepted that I’ll probably be a casual player here on out.

I quoted the above, because I too have done such terrible, stupid things. Turning down the opportunity for good, quality action because I was 1) raiding, 2) in Arena, 3) in RBG’s. Looking back now it was incredibly foolish, but the main reason was that I felt bad abandoning my “team.” And yes my girlfriend is damned fine, and no, I won’t be posting pics. Needless to say, going forward I will NOT be taking a pass on said opportunities ever again. Call it maturing, waking up to reality, or learning to appreciate what you’ve got (I prefer the latter), but I don’t intend on missing out any more on what life has to offer!

She’s a trooper though. She’s tolerated it, although I’ve pissed her off a few times. She’s awesome though, even sits and watches me play Dead Space, Colonial Marines, God of War, etc. She said its like watching a movie and enjoys the storyline - I couldn’t ask for more!

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Sorry guys but I am the biggest nerd here. There is no competition.[/quote]
Biggest as in physical stature or biggest in still a virgin, living at home with mom, and go to Comic-Con every year?[/quote]

I guess you got me there. There are some Trekkies thast are 300lbs…and those are usually the women.

I still remember when I saw Star Trek:Generations in the theater and members of the local Trek fan club had a table set up and there were also members dressed as Klingons “patrolling” the line like some sort of security and there was a female one that was about 300 and there was a guy dressed as a Klingon that was about 95lbs …with glasses on! Must’ve been a tlhIngan Hol chelwI.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Grumpig Hunt wrote:
From a medical / hormonal point of view, what exactly would happen to creatures like this if you simply stopped feeding them?[/quote]

After a couple of years she would starve.

I wonder if derek has archived this yet?
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Maybe[/quote]

That just might be the most disgusting thing that I have ever seen.

Now I can’t unsee it.

Please do not try to top this. The fat literally has nowhere to go.

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[quote]Quasi-Tech wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
The Classic, The Burning Crusade, Wrath of the Lich King, Cataclysm, or Mists of Pandaria? How many characters to you have? What is your current gear score? Did you get a divorce because you were playing so much (I almost got one, but decided my wife was more important so I quit)? I do know a guy whose wife came into his study stark raving naked, sat on his lap, and he told her to move she was in the way during a boss battle. She was pretty hot.
[/quote]

I’ve played since Classic. I now have 6 level 90’s, 3 of which are raid geared, and 4 which are top tier PvP geared. I no longer raid hardcore as I’m in Japan for business (hard to find a solid raiding guild in my current timezone). I recently got my girlfriend to her first level 90 character, after what felt like 3 years. She plays every weekend with me and some online friends, and I’ve accepted that I’ll probably be a casual player here on out.

I quoted the above, because I too have done such terrible, stupid things. Turning down the opportunity for good, quality action because I was 1) raiding, 2) in Arena, 3) in RBG’s. Looking back now it was incredibly foolish, but the main reason was that I felt bad abandoning my “team.” And yes my girlfriend is damned fine, and no, I won’t be posting pics. Needless to say, going forward I will NOT be taking a pass on said opportunities ever again. Call it maturing, waking up to reality, or learning to appreciate what you’ve got (I prefer the latter), but I don’t intend on missing out any more on what life has to offer!

She’s a trooper though. She’s tolerated it, although I’ve pissed her off a few times. She’s awesome though, even sits and watches me play Dead Space, Colonial Marines, God of War, etc. She said its like watching a movie and enjoys the storyline - I couldn’t ask for more![/quote]

nevermind your “gorgeous” girlfriend, can we see a pic of you?

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I have 2 multi-season glad’s,(mage,priest) and I don’t regret any of it. Playing wow ment no drinking on weekends, no hangovers, and therefore better workouts. Living on a uni-campus where all your food is prep’d for you, also gives no excuse not to eat clean.

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Big, if those are your forearms, damn! Very nice!! Please share your forearm regiment - serious. There’s another forearm… heh I mean forum… I read daily that was just covering this exact topic. As “bro” as forearm work seems, having big forearms really adds to a physique, especially when said physique is covered in clothing. Also impressed by multi-glad, even though you played a Mage :P. I’ve never done that well, and I know I’m probably at best an 1800 player, at least in Arena.

I have to second your comment also! When my girlfriend would get upset, I always would comment that its probably THE cheapest hobby one can have. Assuming you don’t count electricity (which isn’t too bad if you don’t have a huge power sink of a PC, heh) $15 a month is nothing. I didn’t drink, go to bars, party, etc. I have a nice safe, hobby, I’m home spending time, although I wasn’t directly paying attention to her 24/7, and saving money at the same time! That being said, I now have the pleasure of getting her to play as well, though being a min/max’er at heart I go crazy trying to teach someone who is quite literally the reason LFR was made. I now understand fully where folks come from, and its ok, we’re having fun and that’s what matters.

Walkway, I didn’t say she was gorgeous, I said damn fine :P. I would consider Kate Beckinsale gorgeous, an 11/10. I would put my girlfriend at an 8/10, but again, its her personality that really has me sold and makes her perfect for me :). I’m glad you don’t want a picture of her, because I don’t do that, it doesn’t frankly matter if folks believe me or not, heh.

Though, I am curious why you want a picture of me? I can assure you I’m nothing impressive, and I don’t believe I’ve put on a “guru” persona here, so if you’re looking for justification for my posts, its based entirely on my personal experience, working with Shelby (yes, I have the same coach as you :D), and what I’ve seen learning about probably my #1 hobby.

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[quote]BigJJ88 wrote:
I have 2 multi-season glad’s,(mage,priest) and I don’t regret any of it. Playing wow ment no drinking on weekends, no hangovers, and therefore better workouts. Living on a uni-campus where all your food is prep’d for you, also gives no excuse not to eat clean. [/quote]

I used to get really banged up playing towards the end of my WoW days. Would smoke myself stupid on my way home then drink while I played. I was Leroy Jenkins before there was Leroy Jenkins. My ‘guild’ kicked me out after fucking up a bunch of loot runs. Good times.