[quote]Bauber wrote:
I am a nerd too. I read sci-fi and fantasy books. I also play Magic and DnD… [/quote]
Bauber
Level 30 Powerbuilder
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Height: 6’1"
Weight: 310lbs
Hair: Brown
Skin: White
Race: Half-Ogre
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Deity: Kord
Str: 30
Dex: 1
Con: 30
Int: 1
Wis: 1
Equipment: +1 Barbell
Just kidding about the stats 
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Bauber wrote:
I am a nerd too. I read sci-fi and fantasy books. I also play Magic and DnD… [/quote]
Bauber
Level 30 Powerbuilder
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Height: 6’1"
Weight: 310lbs
Hair: Brown
Skin: White
Race: Half-Ogre
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Deity: Kord
Str: 30
Dex: 1
Con: 30
Int: 1
Wis: 1
Equipment: +1 Barbell
Just kidding about the stats ;)[/quote]
lmfao “Dex: 1” got me. I just pictured Bauber fumbling all kinds of shit.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Actually, no. I was a nerd with really big glasses.
It is funny that people now think that was impossible.
So much for “sticking with the way things were”.[/quote]
so now you are a nerd with really big muscles.[/quote]
Exactly…and for some reason, people seem to completely ignore that I am still a nerd.[/quote]
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
that’s how fat people roll (no pun intended) [/quote]
I can’t lie… I just snickered at work and had the 6 Japanese co-workers around me stop and look. This was gold.
Also… X, you can’t state you’re a nerd without verifying said nerd status. Bauber justified it with DnD, Magic, and SciFi movies. I’m calling you out, muscles or not!
Edit: To stay on topic, I’m sorry, I don’t feel bad for fat people either. Life is made up of two kinds of people, those who make up excuses and those who do something about it. Which one are you?
Fat isn’t a disease, and those people, if fat, who are on government assistance (ie are being enabled by other people’s hard work) should have their food intake controlled. Sorry, if you’re obese because you over-eat, then starve it off if you can’t get your ass to a gym or treadmill. At the point you have difficulty standing, going to the bathroom, wiping, or showering - you need help, and that help is an empty refrigerator.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Bauber wrote:
I am a nerd too. I read sci-fi and fantasy books. I also play Magic and DnD… [/quote]
Bauber
Level 30 Powerbuilder
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Height: 6’1"
Weight: 310lbs
Hair: Brown
Skin: White
Race: Half-Ogre
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Deity: Kord
Str: 30
Dex: 1
Con: 30
Int: 1
Wis: 1
Equipment: +1 Barbell
Just kidding about the stats ;)[/quote]
Lmao this was quite funny. Good shit csuli. And I am 26 though =p. I know my profile says 27 but I guess I fucked up the age long ago. Born in 1987 =D.
[quote]Bauber wrote:
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
basically this[/quote]
Man the harpoons.[/quote]
I lol’ed really hard.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I asked this the last few times this sort of thing came up…I’ll assume she doesn’t make it to a bathroom…so worse than the people who keep feeding her are the poor dumb fucks in her family that clean up her excremement.
That had to be a first day that she said “OK, I can’t make it to the bathroom today…mom please clean up my bed as I shat in it.”[/quote]
Yeah that’s pretty gnarly. That room must stink to hell.[/quote]
I will never forget, when I was doing clinical rounds at the hospital during school, it took 4 of us to pull apart the legs of a 500 lb so they could get a catheter in. Long story short, they couldn’t find the hole. one person got really dizzy from the stench and had to leave the room.
And oooooooh the cheese. So. Much. Cheese. Aged to ripe perfection.[/quote]
Derecks stories are more disgusting than yours.
Just saying.
Seems to be a point of pride in those professions.
Also, I am coming more and more to the conclusion that pathologists did not get the short end of the stick by far.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I asked this the last few times this sort of thing came up…I’ll assume she doesn’t make it to a bathroom…so worse than the people who keep feeding her are the poor dumb fucks in her family that clean up her excremement.
That had to be a first day that she said “OK, I can’t make it to the bathroom today…mom please clean up my bed as I shat in it.”[/quote]
Yeah that’s pretty gnarly. That room must stink to hell.[/quote]
I will never forget, when I was doing clinical rounds at the hospital during school, it took 4 of us to pull apart the legs of a 500 lb so they could get a catheter in. Long story short, they couldn’t find the hole. one person got really dizzy from the stench and had to leave the room.
And oooooooh the cheese. So. Much. Cheese. Aged to ripe perfection.[/quote]
Derecks stories are more disgusting than yours.
Just saying.
Seems to be a point of pride in those professions.
Also, I am coming more and more to the conclusion that pathologists did not get the short end of the stick by far. [/quote]
You have a flair for the obvious.
Its clear that Derek is in a league of his own with his unique grasp on vocabulary and elaborate eloquence.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I asked this the last few times this sort of thing came up…I’ll assume she doesn’t make it to a bathroom…so worse than the people who keep feeding her are the poor dumb fucks in her family that clean up her excremement.
That had to be a first day that she said “OK, I can’t make it to the bathroom today…mom please clean up my bed as I shat in it.”[/quote]
Yeah that’s pretty gnarly. That room must stink to hell.[/quote]
I will never forget, when I was doing clinical rounds at the hospital during school, it took 4 of us to pull apart the legs of a 500 lb so they could get a catheter in. Long story short, they couldn’t find the hole. one person got really dizzy from the stench and had to leave the room.
And oooooooh the cheese. So. Much. Cheese. Aged to ripe perfection.[/quote]
Derecks stories are more disgusting than yours.
Just saying.
Seems to be a point of pride in those professions.
Also, I am coming more and more to the conclusion that pathologists did not get the short end of the stick by far. [/quote]
You have a flair for the obvious.
Its clear that Derek is in a league of his own with his unique grasp on vocabulary and elaborate eloquence. [/quote]
You are just pissed that he can dive into a womans vagina up to his elbow, spoon half a gallon of pus out of it and make it into a story that makes T-Nation lose collectively about 15 tons over the next week.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I asked this the last few times this sort of thing came up…I’ll assume she doesn’t make it to a bathroom…so worse than the people who keep feeding her are the poor dumb fucks in her family that clean up her excremement.
That had to be a first day that she said “OK, I can’t make it to the bathroom today…mom please clean up my bed as I shat in it.”[/quote]
Yeah that’s pretty gnarly. That room must stink to hell.[/quote]
I will never forget, when I was doing clinical rounds at the hospital during school, it took 4 of us to pull apart the legs of a 500 lb so they could get a catheter in. Long story short, they couldn’t find the hole. one person got really dizzy from the stench and had to leave the room.
And oooooooh the cheese. So. Much. Cheese. Aged to ripe perfection.[/quote]
Derecks stories are more disgusting than yours.
Just saying.
Seems to be a point of pride in those professions.
Also, I am coming more and more to the conclusion that pathologists did not get the short end of the stick by far. [/quote]
You have a flair for the obvious.
Its clear that Derek is in a league of his own with his unique grasp on vocabulary and elaborate eloquence. [/quote]
I have lived and worked in South Texas for over 20 years of medicine, probably the largest land mammals on the face of the earth per capita.
Working in ER and seeing this type of women to not only put in a foley, but also perform a pelvic exam has kind of messed up my view on life.
I think it amazing how so many of them can now do the splits.
It is like bed ridden massive obesity INCREASES flexibility!!!
Who knew?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I think it amazing how so many of them can now do the splits.
It is like bed ridden massive obesity INCREASES flexibility!!!
Who knew?[/quote]
Of course, it’s a little known fact that Nastia Liukin used to bulk up to 300-400 in her off-season.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Actually, no. I was a nerd with really big glasses.
It is funny that people now think that was impossible.
So much for “sticking with the way things were”.[/quote]
so now you are a nerd with really big muscles.[/quote]
Exactly…and for some reason, people seem to completely ignore that I am still a nerd.[/quote]
I am still a Nerd, but athletic. One nerd in High School said something to me once, and I grabbed him by his shirt and lifted him 2 feet off the ground, and his friend said, “Dude, you are so getting your ass kicked.” I put him down laughed and walked away. I actually played tennis with the guy for a couple of years in middle school.
[quote]Quasi-Tech wrote:
Also… X, you can’t state you’re a nerd without verifying said nerd status. Bauber justified it with DnD, Magic, and SciFi movies. I’m calling you out, muscles or not![/quote]
You’re calling out the owner of the ‘Geek Shit’ threads?
You gonna have a bad time.
I haven’t been around in a while… I may have missed these epic threads. Besides, its always fun to bring it up again.
Sorry guys but I am the biggest nerd here. There is no competition.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Sorry guys but I am the biggest nerd here. There is no competition.[/quote]
Star Trek does not a nerd make in itself.
True nerdism is an amalgamation of wits, intellect, social dysfunction, and awkwardness.
I eliminated the awkwardness and social dysfunction.
I am Iron Man.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Sorry guys but I am the biggest nerd here. There is no competition.[/quote]
Biggest as in physical stature or biggest in still a virgin, living at home with mom, and go to Comic-Con every year?
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Sorry guys but I am the biggest nerd here. There is no competition.[/quote]
Still a virgin, living at home with mom, and go to Comic-Con every year?[/quote]
my vote is this. Just giving you a hard time Nards.
I still read comic books.
