[quote]nighthawkz wrote:
What she needs is a calm person who puts her on a diet and gets her head straight. Because, let’s face it, she won’t do it on her own.[/quote]
Precisely.
I’d also add that her enablers be moved to another home. There’s no way she can change her life if they’re around. She will cry for more food and, I don’t think they’ll be strong enough – mentally-- to ignore her demands.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]nighthawkz wrote:
What she needs is a calm person who puts her on a diet and gets her head straight. Because, let’s face it, she won’t do it on her own.[/quote]
Precisely.
this is all good information and all, but what I’d really like to be doing right now is that pumped ginger Viking Edgy - that is one fine piece of pink man meat, and I have an insatiable appetite for menz of his caliber, I just hope I could handle it all~
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fixed that for you NinjaaGurl~
I think as long as you can keep your weight below Benedikt Magnusson’s world record deadlift; you’re okay. This lady needs to lose at least like 20lbs though.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I asked this the last few times this sort of thing came up…I’ll assume she doesn’t make it to a bathroom…so worse than the people who keep feeding her are the poor dumb fucks in her family that clean up her excremement.
That had to be a first day that she said “OK, I can’t make it to the bathroom today…mom please clean up my bed as I shat in it.”[/quote]
Yeah that’s pretty gnarly. That room must stink to hell.[/quote]
I will never forget, when I was doing clinical rounds at the hospital during school, it took 4 of us to pull apart the legs of a 500 lb so they could get a catheter in. Long story short, they couldn’t find the hole. one person got really dizzy from the stench and had to leave the room.
And oooooooh the cheese. So. Much. Cheese. Aged to ripe perfection.[/quote]
I have a strong stomach but holy fuck that is absolutely disgusting.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]nighthawkz wrote:
What she needs is a calm person who puts her on a diet and gets her head straight. Because, let’s face it, she won’t do it on her own.[/quote]
Precisely.
this is all good information and all, but what I’d really like to be doing right now is that pumped ginger Viking Edgy - that is one fine piece of pink man meat, and I have an insatiable appetite for menz of his caliber, I just hope I could handle it all~
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fixed that for you NinjaaGurl~[/quote]
LMAO!!
I <3 u
[quote]csulli wrote:
I think as long as you can keep your weight below Benedikt Magnusson’s world record deadlift; you’re okay. This lady needs to lose at least like 20lbs though.[/quote]
If any of you can keep your weight below my record deadlift, you’re golden, you stud.
She’s actually lost 600lbs!
One of the reasons : the husband is “unable to visit her because of his immigration status.” -Hahaa the ‘Enabler gets deported diet’…
http://blogs.discovery.com/tlc-new-now/2012/10/the-half-ton-killer-is-no-longer-a-half-ton.html
fatties gon’ fat
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
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Your avi. Dat scene.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I asked this the last few times this sort of thing came up…I’ll assume she doesn’t make it to a bathroom…so worse than the people who keep feeding her are the poor dumb fucks in her family that clean up her excremement.
That had to be a first day that she said “OK, I can’t make it to the bathroom today…mom please clean up my bed as I shat in it.”[/quote]
Yeah that’s pretty gnarly. That room must stink to hell.[/quote]
I will never forget, when I was doing clinical rounds at the hospital during school, it took 4 of us to pull apart the legs of a 500 lb so they could get a catheter in. Long story short, they couldn’t find the hole. one person got really dizzy from the stench and had to leave the room.
And oooooooh the cheese. So. Much. Cheese. Aged to ripe perfection.[/quote]
thanks for almost ruining my enjoyment of this delicious smoked salmon.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
I think as long as you can keep your weight below Benedikt Magnusson’s world record deadlift; you’re okay. This lady needs to lose at least like 20lbs though.[/quote]
If any of you can keep your weight below my record deadlift, you’re golden, you stud.[/quote]
190 lbs? Yeah, I got that.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
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Your avi. Dat scene.[/quote]
Mmmhmm, I watched Layer Cake again after talking to Waittz or Derek about it, and the ending reminded me of that scene in The Departed, so then I watched that again for funsies.
I <3 the elevator scene in The Departed.
Fuck… her BMI is 136
[quote]The Greek wrote:
How does it bathe? [/quote]
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I asked this the last few times this sort of thing came up…I’ll assume she doesn’t make it to a bathroom…so worse than the people who keep feeding her are the poor dumb fucks in her family that clean up her excremement.
That had to be a first day that she said “OK, I can’t make it to the bathroom today…mom please clean up my bed as I shat in it.”[/quote]
Yeah that’s pretty gnarly. That room must stink to hell.[/quote]
I will never forget, when I was doing clinical rounds at the hospital during school, it took 4 of us to pull apart the legs of a 500 lb so they could get a catheter in. Long story short, they couldn’t find the hole. one person got really dizzy from the stench and had to leave the room.
And oooooooh the cheese. So. Much. Cheese. Aged to ripe perfection.[/quote]
I get asked to help move big people a lot lately. I always wipe some Vick’s Vapo rub under my nose, it blocks stenches like a champ.
Also, you have to understand that these people are so sedentary that I don’t think they would need much to maintain once they reach that level.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I asked this the last few times this sort of thing came up…I’ll assume she doesn’t make it to a bathroom…so worse than the people who keep feeding her are the poor dumb fucks in her family that clean up her excremement.
That had to be a first day that she said “OK, I can’t make it to the bathroom today…mom please clean up my bed as I shat in it.”[/quote]
Yeah that’s pretty gnarly. That room must stink to hell.[/quote]
I will never forget, when I was doing clinical rounds at the hospital during school, it took 4 of us to pull apart the legs of a 500 lb so they could get a catheter in. Long story short, they couldn’t find the hole. one person got really dizzy from the stench and had to leave the room.
And oooooooh the cheese. So. Much. Cheese. Aged to ripe perfection.[/quote]
I get asked to help move big people a lot lately. I always wipe some Vick’s Vapo rub under my nose, it blocks stenches like a champ.
Also, you have to understand that these people are so sedentary that I don’t think they would need much to maintain once they reach that level. [/quote]
That is actually what isn’t true. They are MAINTAINING half a ton of body weight BECAUSE they are still eating a few hundred thousand cals a day.
Most of the obese people I have ever known (one of my frat brothers was obese and he just died recently at the age of 39 in part because of it) eat the most when no one is around. He would do most of his eating at him. He ate normally when around other people.
You don’t stay that big without keeping the intake high.
That bulk actually uses calories to maintain.
I am more amazed that the human body can even stretch itself like that. Generally speaking…she is a look at how awesome we are put together…that it will stretch to those lengths when we try to tear it apart.
I had to step into the road today. The pavement was crowded by two people so fucking fat you’d mistake them for a pair of Walrus’
[quote]RATTLEHEAD wrote:
Someone could make an awesome documentary by just airlifting her into a forest and see how long it takes her to die.[/quote]
Yes! Make it like “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here” but with a dozen morbidly obese hamplanets.
They could call it “I Have A Condition, Get Me Out Of Here”.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
That is actually what isn’t true. They are MAINTAINING half a ton of body weight BECAUSE they are still eating a few hundred thousand cals a day.
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Yes and no. A 500lbs person needs to eat a ton to stay that way. But someone who is in the 230s at 5’9, most of it fat (and yes, this would already qualify as obese) doesn’t need to. Fat is very calorie efficient. It doesn’t take much to maintain a slightly overweight frame…
[quote]nighthawkz wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
That is actually what isn’t true. They are MAINTAINING half a ton of body weight BECAUSE they are still eating a few hundred thousand cals a day.
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Yes and no. A 500lbs person needs to eat a ton to stay that way. But someone who is in the 230s at 5’9, most of it fat (and yes, this would already qualify as obese) doesn’t need to. Fat is very calorie efficient. It doesn’t take much to maintain a slightly overweight frame…[/quote]
Slightly overweight =/= 5’9" 230lbs