Fat People Arent Fooling Anyone

[quote]Blacksnake wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
this site is fucking pussy, nothing “testosterone” about it with cunts like that floating around. theres this section called Over 35 Lifter, go there and never come out.
A person has a choice to control their flab, but no choice about age…This goes for you also…Therefore, I assume you are superhuman and incapable of aging and/or you intend to stop training and dieting after your 35th birthday and let yourself go soft, fat and sloppy, like the people you mock in this thread. Since you have stated that being an over 35 lifter is contemptible, and the section of this site for over 35 lifters is an unworthy place to be, I need you to realize that we dont intend to quit, labor hard to maintain and cultivate fitness and muscle, and intend to be the best looking cadavers possible when we have to leave the land of the living. We mean and tough old bastards will be mocking your fat ass when you quit after you turn 35, Einstien…

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you know what, fuck off. ill worry about being 35 when i make it that far. till then fuck all you old ass people with no sense of humor tryin to fit some internet forum conformity.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:

this site is fucking pussy, nothing “testosterone” about it with cunts like that floating around.

Thats funny,considering that the women who post here have more testosterone than you.

when did they start letting people from the chess team in here? i cant wait til i have enough lower body strength to do 15 prisoner squats lmao, gtfo.

Didn’t realize prisoner squats were for strength…interesting.

Keep at them though,bro…they’ll come in handy for your gay porno career.[/quote]

yeah theyre about as helpful for whatever fake career you think is funny as it is for your real life which i think is fucking hilarious.

[quote]Anabolic_Mike wrote:
StevenF wrote:
I tried to read your post but all I saw was “blah blah blah I’m a douchebag.”

This isn’t even remotely funny. What is this like 6th grade humor?[/quote]

dude this guy is fuckin awesome. he has rihanna…(i think?) for an avatar and rashes on the same flamers who try to rag on me. nice.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
“A donut weighs less than an apple, therefore, if I eat the donut, I will gain less weight”.[/quote]

LOL

[quote]Back in the day we used to roll them down a hill. Best was when our local fat kid (cause there only used to be one every couple of blocks) would come out of hiding for the ice cream truck.

A whole pack of us would converge like lions on a watering hole and ambush the fucker. Then we’d run him around the neighborhood for sport until we wrangled him up towards the top of Vernridge hill.

Once there we would chase him down hill and kick his feet from behind until he tripped. Then would begin the rolling of the fat kid.

Thse were good times.[/quote]

I have never laughed so much at a post on t’internet. we’re talkin’ proper coke out the nose, shit out the ass laughter… quality stuff.

So this is what you used to do to your local eh? Surprised we aren’t childhood friends.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
howcome anytime someone mentions a fight story some other dingleberry has to try and make fun of him?

this site is fucking pussy, nothing “testosterone” about it with cunts like that floating around.

theres this section called Over 35 Lifter, go there and never come out.[/quote]

I wonder if even the over 35 section would recognise a word like “dingleberry”.

It is as easy to be an internet hardass as it is to be an internet dumbass.

Well, I’ve been NOT trusting Rush Limbaugh for years. But apparently THAT fat fuck HAS fooled many people.

:wink:

[quote]duffyj2 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
howcome anytime someone mentions a fight story some other dingleberry has to try and make fun of him?

this site is fucking pussy, nothing “testosterone” about it with cunts like that floating around.

theres this section called Over 35 Lifter, go there and never come out.

I wonder if even the over 35 section would recognise a word like “dingleberry”.

It is as easy to be an internet hardass as it is to be an internet dumbass.[/quote]

i understand that but theres a huge difference between telling some old fight story from backwhen and saying youre going to beat up every person on this site.

it just irritates me to see theres all these people who see something thats not really bad and jump all over it in hopes to gain e-kudos or whatever. like i really think theres people on this site who want to affiliate with something so bad (the whole “t-man” thing) that they will over react to small instinaces.

and its these 30-40 year olds, wife, kids, no social time anymore so they compensate by trying to latch onto whatever this “t-man” bullcrap is about. and will proceed to try and ridicule anyone who doesnt fit their bill of actions in order to prove themselves to their other lonely comrades. its not complicated at all but incase you missed something ill summarize.

older people with no or dwindling social life lurk internet message board seeking acceptance into an online forum and jump on anything they see as against whatever this internet group is supposed to have in terms of traits. basically, old people with no friends.

fat paint is beautiful.

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[quote]yorik wrote:
It’s asinine threads like this one that chase fat people away from this site so they don’t learn what they need to know.[/quote]

If they’re going to get butthurt over a little bit of shit talk from someone that should mean nothing to them. They wouldn’t have lasted long here to begin with.

Live, I’m 35 the last fight I was in was 2 years ago when I saw a guy smacking his woman around when we were coming out of a movie theater. My oldest (who was 7 at the time) was with me. The kid was mid 20s and thought he was billy joe bad ass. I scared my son a little when I smacked the guy around, but I felt no shame what so ever in teaching him that sometimes you can’t turn a blind eye and ignore something wrong happening, and that yes sometimes violence is necessary to settle a dispute.

I’ve been around enough truly tough people though to know I am not, that doesn’t mean I’m a pussy it just means I’m not a kid, and I’ve got a tad more “wise” under my belt. At least that’s what I like to think it means.

I do feel sorry for a lot of the young men growing up now a days, times are gone where a fight would actually settle something, now you have a fight about more than likely nothing, then retribution, then retribution on top of that with each incident escalating at every turn. Not a good way for young men to learn and grow into manhood IMO.

Oh and to steer it back on topic, I can’t stand those fat fucks that ride the scooter at Wal-Mart. As far as the clothes go I’m reminded of what my dad told me when I was a kid: “Son no matter how hard you polish, you’re just not gonna shine a turd”

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
duffyj2 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
howcome anytime someone mentions a fight story some other dingleberry has to try and make fun of him?

this site is fucking pussy, nothing “testosterone” about it with cunts like that floating around.

theres this section called Over 35 Lifter, go there and never come out.

I wonder if even the over 35 section would recognise a word like “dingleberry”.

It is as easy to be an internet hardass as it is to be an internet dumbass.

i understand that but theres a huge difference between telling some old fight story from backwhen and saying youre going to beat up every person on this site.

it just irritates me to see theres all these people who see something thats not really bad and jump all over it in hopes to gain e-kudos or whatever. like i really think theres people on this site who want to affiliate with something so bad (the whole “t-man” thing) that they will over react to small instinaces.

and its these 30-40 year olds, wife, kids, no social time anymore so they compensate by trying to latch onto whatever this “t-man” bullcrap is about. and will proceed to try and ridicule anyone who doesnt fit their bill of actions in order to prove themselves to their other lonely comrades. its not complicated at all but incase you missed something ill summarize.

older people with no or dwindling social life lurk internet message board seeking acceptance into an online forum and jump on anything they see as against whatever this internet group is supposed to have in terms of traits. basically, old people with no friends.[/quote]

I didn’t want to post on this thread, but I could no longer resist. While I disagree with the bad habits of the obese, I am not going to lash out at them. What purpose does it serve? I’m going to keep doing me and if anyone wants to join me or learn, then kudos to them. I’ve got fat friends, and while some are concerned and trying to do something about their weight, the others don’t seem to care. That’s on them. I honestly can’t sit here and say that they disgust me…unless I smell them. Then the kiddy gloves come off. Just my two cents on that issue.

Now for you, Live… with everything that you have typed, as inflammatory as it is and such, I think you should reeeeaaaaallllly take a look in the mirror. Especially since you seem to want to lash out at the other folks on this site. You strike me as the little pissant kid down the street that will not shut up, so to remedy that, the big kids have to constantly throttle his ass. If you don’t like this site, and have so much cause to lash out at the people on here, then stay off of T-Nation. Simple as that. It’s not like you contribute much of anything, so do yourself and us a favor and either stop typing or just terminate your account.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
duffyj2 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
howcome anytime someone mentions a fight story some other dingleberry has to try and make fun of him?

this site is fucking pussy, nothing “testosterone” about it with cunts like that floating around.

theres this section called Over 35 Lifter, go there and never come out.

I wonder if even the over 35 section would recognise a word like “dingleberry”.

It is as easy to be an internet hardass as it is to be an internet dumbass.

i understand that but theres a huge difference between telling some old fight story from backwhen and saying youre going to beat up every person on this site.

it just irritates me to see theres all these people who see something thats not really bad and jump all over it in hopes to gain e-kudos or whatever. like i really think theres people on this site who want to affiliate with something so bad (the whole “t-man” thing) that they will over react to small instinaces.

and its these 30-40 year olds, wife, kids, no social time anymore so they compensate by trying to latch onto whatever this “t-man” bullcrap is about. and will proceed to try and ridicule anyone who doesnt fit their bill of actions in order to prove themselves to their other lonely comrades. its not complicated at all but incase you missed something ill summarize.

older people with no or dwindling social life lurk internet message board seeking acceptance into an online forum and jump on anything they see as against whatever this internet group is supposed to have in terms of traits. basically, old people with no friends.[/quote]

You come across as an immature knucklehead who apparently thinks he’s got life all figured out. Yep, you got it right. Once you turn 35, you lose all your muscle, all your friends, and life isn’t worth living anymore. Are you really this stupid?

I’m in better shape now, have more friends, money and happier than I ever was in my 20s. In fact, I could kick my own 20 something year old ass. When I make it back to New Hampshire this November, let’s do lunch. ;0

By the way, do you feel tougher when you talk tough on an Internet forum? Douchebag.

Guys! He’s a COLLEGE STUDENT. Let him have his fun before the real world intervenes and forces some perspective on him. Hell, don’t we all wish we could go back to the ‘daze’ before we finally learned that we really didn’t know anything?

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
fat paint is beautiful.[/quote]

lol no its still fucking gross

i still think obese people are gross.

[quote]Kruiser wrote:
Guys! He’s a COLLEGE STUDENT. Let him have his fun before the real world intervenes and forces some perspective on him. Hell, don’t we all wish we could go back to the ‘daze’ before we finally learned that we really didn’t know anything?[/quote]

Some people just never grasp humility and I don’t think they teach that in college…but he will learn…and its gonna be a rough learning “experience” for him…especially if he plans on success with his gay porn career.

[quote]Kruiser wrote:
Guys! He’s a COLLEGE STUDENT. Let him have his fun before the real world intervenes and forces some perspective on him. Hell, don’t we all wish we could go back to the ‘daze’ before we finally learned that we really didn’t know anything?[/quote]

Exactly. He hasn’t been knocked down yet so atop his ant hill he oversees his domain as king. It would be nice if he would shut the fuck up until he was 35. That way I would be dead and not be subjected to his “douche-baggery.”

[quote]theAnj wrote:
Yeah, HUGE difference between fat people who realise their weak points (Mom-in-MD you and I are in the same boat here!) and making an effort to do something about it, and fat people who flaunt their fat, stick the “beautiful” label on it, and get elitist about it

I seriously saw this hugely obese lady in the mall last time I went jeans shopping, who was wearing spandex biker shorts, muffintopping and MUFFINBOTTOMING OUT UNDER THEM TOO, with a midriff t-shirt that said “Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me” while pushing her toddler around in a stroller and slurping on a Venti Frappacino.

I would be scarred for life if I didn’t have a sense of humor. ;)[/quote]

I have seen worse…muffintop with a whale-tail…the stuff of horror

and we need to get her a new shirt

maybe…
Swoon me, spoon me, harpoon me?