Fast Food Whores - Christine and Jared

The newest fad to hit American consumers is the “Drive Thru Diet” from the Taco Bell Fresca menu. Jared set the standard with is Subway Diet and then Biggest Loser jumped on board.

I’m thinking about going on the McDonald’s Diet and eating nothing but cheese burgers for a few months. Seven a day is only 2,100 calories so I’d be sure to drop some weight and if I sold out to the ad execs at Mickey D’s I could become a rich corporate whore too!

Any other clever fast food diet ideas?

An idea that will work:

Sit around in a fast food joint for a while around 4-7pm and wait for the incredibly fat women with their children to come in. You’ll never want to have more of it again.

I hope they make millions.

Its not corporates America’s job to make people ripped, and frankly ive seen countless people on this board who after spending a fortune on questionable supplements still look like shit and would have probably been better off on the taco bell diet.

But yeah, its kinda funny, Kentucky grilled chicken is surely the way to leanness.

You realize there are people who aren’t interested in the bodybuilding culture, correct?

Sure, if some kid came on here asking if the Taco Bell Diet would make him huge, then rip him a new one.

Who cares what the rest of America does to not be as fat as they are?

I personally find fat people funny.

I mean honestly 90 percent of America being fat as fuck only makes someone who works out/cares more attractive.

More vajine for me

[quote]DOHCrazy wrote:
You realize there are people who aren’t interested in the bodybuilding culture, correct?

Sure, if some kid came on here asking if the Taco Bell Diet would make him huge, then rip him a new one.

Who cares what the rest of America does to not be as fat as they are?[/quote]

Doesn’t make it right that these companies literally fool people into thinking eating their poison will make them healthy in any way, shape, of form. Just saying.

Yea, the public will eat a fresco taco with a 64 oz pepsi and complain they didnt lose weight, I admit.

However, if you cant be creative and eat at a fast food joint without killing your physique, you’re retarded. They have all the macros there behind the counter, and they will generally do whatever you want with them for no additional charge.

They’re not fooling fat people. Fat people are fooling themselves.

[quote]phatkins187 wrote:
The newest fad to hit American consumers is the “Drive Thru Diet” from the Taco Bell Fresca menu. Jared set the standard with is Subway Diet and then Biggest Loser jumped on board.

I’m thinking about going on the McDonald’s Diet and eating nothing but cheese burgers for a few months. Seven a day is only 2,100 calories so I’d be sure to drop some weight and if I sold out to the ad execs at Mickey D’s I could become a rich corporate whore too!

Any other clever fast food diet ideas?[/quote]

Oh, please keep a journal, photos, and videos if you actually do this. I’m betting it would be hard to stick to this diet. Your body would start craving all those nutrients it is not getting. All those refined carbs in the garbage would throw you metabolism into such a mess that you would be craving to eat everything in sight. You would probably get plenty of protein eating this way, but I still suspect you would lose muscle, energy, and just feel horrible. Lacking vitamins, mineral, fiber, phytonutrients, healthy fats, and good carbs I suspect your body would literally revolt against keeping up a solid workout schedule. If you did lose weight, you would just become skinny fat.

[quote]BigDaddyT wrote:

[quote]phatkins187 wrote:
The newest fad to hit American consumers is the “Drive Thru Diet” from the Taco Bell Fresca menu. Jared set the standard with is Subway Diet and then Biggest Loser jumped on board.

I’m thinking about going on the McDonald’s Diet and eating nothing but cheese burgers for a few months. Seven a day is only 2,100 calories so I’d be sure to drop some weight and if I sold out to the ad execs at Mickey D’s I could become a rich corporate whore too!

Any other clever fast food diet ideas?[/quote]

Oh, please keep a journal, photos, and videos if you actually do this. I’m betting it would be hard to stick to this diet. Your body would start craving all those nutrients it is not getting. All those refined carbs in the garbage would throw you metabolism into such a mess that you would be craving to eat everything in sight. You would probably get plenty of protein eating this way, but I still suspect you would lose muscle, energy, and just feel horrible. Lacking vitamins, mineral, fiber, phytonutrients, healthy fats, and good carbs I suspect your body would literally revolt against keeping up a solid workout schedule. If you did lose weight, you would just become skinny fat.[/quote]

Haha I absolutely wouldn’t do it. It’s possible with a plethora of vitamin supplements and you’d get an appropriate macro breakdown.

I agree with most of you the Taco Bell drive thru diet would actually be an improvement for many of Americans. Eating 1,250 calories a day would work for anyone, regardless of the food.

Nobody who takes their physique and bodybuilding seriously would ever switch to an all fast food diet but goddamn it sure does make bulking cheap and easy.

[quote]phatkins187 wrote:

[quote]BigDaddyT wrote:

[quote]phatkins187 wrote:
The newest fad to hit American consumers is the “Drive Thru Diet” from the Taco Bell Fresca menu. Jared set the standard with is Subway Diet and then Biggest Loser jumped on board.

I’m thinking about going on the McDonald’s Diet and eating nothing but cheese burgers for a few months. Seven a day is only 2,100 calories so I’d be sure to drop some weight and if I sold out to the ad execs at Mickey D’s I could become a rich corporate whore too!

Any other clever fast food diet ideas?[/quote]

Oh, please keep a journal, photos, and videos if you actually do this. I’m betting it would be hard to stick to this diet. Your body would start craving all those nutrients it is not getting. All those refined carbs in the garbage would throw you metabolism into such a mess that you would be craving to eat everything in sight. You would probably get plenty of protein eating this way, but I still suspect you would lose muscle, energy, and just feel horrible. Lacking vitamins, mineral, fiber, phytonutrients, healthy fats, and good carbs I suspect your body would literally revolt against keeping up a solid workout schedule. If you did lose weight, you would just become skinny fat.[/quote]

Haha I absolutely wouldn’t do it. It’s possible with a plethora of vitamin supplements and you’d get an appropriate macro breakdown.

I agree with most of you the Taco Bell drive thru diet would actually be an improvement for many of Americans. Eating 1,250 calories a day would work for anyone, regardless of the food.

Nobody who takes their physique and bodybuilding seriously would ever switch to an all fast food diet but goddamn it sure does make bulking cheap and easy.[/quote]

People have lost weight while eating fast food, the obvious delusional mistake people make is instead of a plain grilled chicken wrap with extra lettuce they order the large fry and milkshake. Normal healthy people don’t eat like body builders or super models they eat moderately healthy and recognize how much food is a normal portion size.

i eat fast food at least 4x a week

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
i eat fast food at least 4x a week[/quote]

Four times isn’t that much. There are plenty of people who eat fast food 10-20 times a week.

The sad thing is that for many people, eating the “better” fast food will be a huge improvement in there diet. Take out some crappy cheese and sour cream, and put in some extra veggies and some meat (I know calling taco bell meat is a stretch) and you do have a “better” food product.

I can’t eat that shit anymore. Too old and it makes me feel like shit.

With some tweaks, the Taco Bell drive through meals could be quite healthy. First, replace the meats with organic meats. While the chicken breast probably isn’t atrocious, the beef is probably some animal stuffed full of hormones, antibiotics, and fed an unnatural diet. I’m not saying the chicken is great, but would be better than the grade Z (for Zebra) meat that is Taco Bell meat.

The veggies could easily be healthy - tomatoes, lettuce, onions, garlic, avocado, and various peppers are all options that would fit well with Mexican food (I know Taco Bell is not real Mexican!) Just like the meat, it would depend on how they are grown and what is added to them. All preservatives, additives, and anything else unnatural would have to be gotten rid of.

As far as shells, Ezekiel Bread makes a shell out of sprouted grains that would be a healthy alternative to the white-flour tortilla Taco Bell uses. There are several healthy options in terms of beans that could be used. It would be quite easy to produce a healthy taco or burrito, but I doubt Taco Bell will take the steps necessary. The concept of healthy Mexican food is easily attainable, but the execution is another matter. Still, compare this to the Big Mac, Whopper, or Triple Cheeseburger and this menu is a vast improvement.