Facebook Piss Fight

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Listen, fuck all this Facebook bullshit. He probably beat your ass for starters or at least was the clear-cut victor. If you fought until you were winded and mutually decided to stop, this tells me that what really happened was that you got beat down and when this dude realized his arm had a gaping hole in it, he stopped fighting and this was prefectly alright with you at that point.

So you got your ass beat and this clown’s on Facebook laughing it up AND he’s bragging about fucking your sister in some coke-induced rage.

Now, you could continue with your current line of action. Or you could just man up and go to his house. Don’t talk about it, don’t tell him you’re gonna do anything, just show up knocking at his door. When he opens it, no words, just punch him right in the fucking trachea, headbutt him right in the goddamned nose and then drag him outside and pummel the shit out of him. Then tell him if he ever comes near you or your sister ever again, you won’t go so easy on him next time.

When my ex and I were together, she had some psychopath ex-boyfriend of hers who kept harassing her, vandalizing her apartment/car and generally being a complete fag because he couldn’t handle the fact that she moved on from him to me so quickly and seamlessly. When he got a hold of my phone number and started calling me constantly to scream idle threats I didn’t go on FB and talk shit or anything like that. He even threatened to shoot me with his .22 handgun (I laughed at that one; I own two Weatherby 12 gauges and a SW .500 Magnum). I simply showed up at his work, walked right up to him, introduced myself (he’d never met me before) then I proceeded to calmly smash his face into the wall in front of all his co-workers before strolling out the front door. The look of shock on his face was priceless when I told him my name and he realized why I was there. Then I smashed his face. Never had another problem with him and neither did my girlfriend. This is essentially what you should do.[/quote]

Kids,

This is advice you take if you’re fine working as a Starbucks barrista for the rest of your life, where “nobody knows your name” and nobody gives a shit.

If, however, you actually care about your goddamn professional reputation, you don’t do such stupid things with the risk of LEGAL repercussions marring a previously (hopefully) unblemished record.

It’s up to the OP’s sister to step up to that asshole for bragging about banging her while they were both coked up. If I have to defend some chick’s “honor” in that case, a girl who doesn’t have the class to defend her own family against a NON-FAMILY member, I’d rather not regard that chick as related to me in any way.

Some of you play too much Call of Duty.

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
ahhh fuckin kerls! …

alright so I’ll take this pic as my punishment of sorts. At least my sister isnt a fat slob. [/quote]

Ah Jesus man I wasn’t going to throw my two cents in here but this is taking the piss a bit.

Now as much as I appreciate pics of hot chicks(sorry), that is a pic of your fucking sister! Man up, rectify the stupid where possible and get that pic taken down.
A picture of your sister isn’t a punishment for you, it’s degrading to her. She may be an idiot(sorry, but your story doesn’t exactly paint a flattering picture of her. She’s lucky she’s hot) but she didn’t broadcast this stuff on T-Nation.
Now if Suzy unearthed a pic of you getting your ass kicked by Tyson, then that’s a different story. But he didn’t. It’s a picture of your sister and unless she gave you permission to have that picture up here, take it down.

Ask her first though, she might dig that sort of thing.

[quote]Jereth127 wrote:

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
ahhh fuckin kerls! …

alright so I’ll take this pic as my punishment of sorts. At least my sister isnt a fat slob. [/quote]

Ah Jesus man I wasn’t going to throw my two cents in here but this is taking the piss a bit.

Now as much as I appreciate pics of hot chicks(sorry), that is a pic of your fucking sister! Man up, rectify the stupid where possible and get that pic taken down.
A picture of your sister isn’t a punishment for you, it’s degrading to her. She may be an idiot(sorry, but your story doesn’t exactly paint a flattering picture of her. She’s lucky she’s hot) but she didn’t broadcast this stuff on T-Nation.

Now if Suzy unearthed a pic of you getting your ass kicked by Tyson, then that’s a different story. But he didn’t. It’s a picture of your sister and unless she gave you permission to have that picture up here, take it down.

Ask her first though, she might dig that sort of thing.[/quote]

lay off man, he didnt post it, i did!

seriously andrew … you dont have real friends to discuss these things with ?

[quote]blunt wrote:
seriously andrew … you dont have real friends to discuss these things with ?[/quote]

way to kick a man when he’s down. showing up after 5 pages of insults to hurl your own is real fucking manly.

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]Jereth127 wrote:

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
ahhh fuckin kerls! …

alright so I’ll take this pic as my punishment of sorts. At least my sister isnt a fat slob. [/quote]

Ah Jesus man I wasn’t going to throw my two cents in here but this is taking the piss a bit.

Now as much as I appreciate pics of hot chicks(sorry), that is a pic of your fucking sister! Man up, rectify the stupid where possible and get that pic taken down.
A picture of your sister isn’t a punishment for you, it’s degrading to her. She may be an idiot(sorry, but your story doesn’t exactly paint a flattering picture of her. She’s lucky she’s hot) but she didn’t broadcast this stuff on T-Nation.

Now if Suzy unearthed a pic of you getting your ass kicked by Tyson, then that’s a different story. But he didn’t. It’s a picture of your sister and unless she gave you permission to have that picture up here, take it down.

Ask her first though, she might dig that sort of thing.[/quote]

lay off man, he didnt post it, i did![/quote]

Plz pm me pic of hot sister, and the Douchebag tyson Andrew(Devon) is about to fuck up.

Thanks Worms, but to be fair to blunt: My friends just dont laugh as hard as I do (as WE do) when Someone says something like ‘eat da poo poo!’ or ‘tube steak boogie’. You catch teh drift.

^ or they dont laugh when you hear shoe and baller or was it balla?

So Hayle is going to give me pictures of Tyson for you guys. You’ll like this. If only to laugh at how easily you would finish him.

I think it was balla …yeh…damn that was a nice shoe.

Blunt, you seem to be in a sour mood…here. Be infected:

eliteballa3 I belive

yeah okay, baller balla i hear either a them i think of him, douche is also another that i link to him.

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
So Hayle is going to give me pictures of Tyson for you guys. You’ll like this. If only to laugh at how easily you would finish him.

I think it was balla …yeh…damn that was a nice shoe.

Blunt, you seem to be in a sour mood…here. Be infected:[/quote]

haha okay. i just can’t be mad at a chicken wearing a ghey hat.

In the last reply Tyson uses the present tense when he talks about his injury…

You’re telling me that the fight fucked his arm for over 2 years?

^ OH SNAP! LMFAO. I forgot to clarify that for you guys. Sorry…again.

Tyson -being the douche bag druggie that he is- punched a wind sheild and fucked his arm up. So that all healed up…then he did it again. Its sort of a bummer that he thinks having his arm in a cast will protect him from having to fight. Theres no honor in fighting a cripple so I’m waiting … and getting him revved up while I do so.

We could sick kerly on him though. Only because it would be a fair fight then. We’d have to make Kerls promise to go easy eh?

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
So Hayle is going to give me pictures of Tyson for you guys. You’ll like this. If only to laugh at how easily you would finish him.
[/quote]

Better get that shit up so the photoshopping can begin!

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
^ OH SNAP! LMFAO. I forgot to clarify that for you guys. Sorry…again.

Tyson -being the douche bag druggie that he is- punched a wind sheild and fucked his arm up. So that all healed up…then he did it again. Its sort of a bummer that he thinks having his arm in a cast will protect him from having to fight. Theres no honor in fighting a cripple so I’m waiting … and getting him revved up while I do so.

We could sick kerly on him though. Only because it would be a fair fight then. We’d have to make Kerls promise to go easy eh?[/quote]

Your sister is smoking hot. How old is she? and can she plz facebook friend me. I’ll be drinking and partying up in Canada sometime this summer. Im a stud, she’ll be down.

also, I’ll help you fuck tyson up.

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
^ OH SNAP! LMFAO. I forgot to clarify that for you guys. Sorry…again.

Tyson -being the douche bag druggie that he is- punched a wind sheild and fucked his arm up. So that all healed up…then he did it again. Its sort of a bummer that he thinks having his arm in a cast will protect him from having to fight. Theres no honor in fighting a cripple so I’m waiting … and getting him revved up while I do so.

We could sick kerly on him though. Only because it would be a fair fight then. We’d have to make Kerls promise to go easy eh?[/quote]

Your sister is smoking hot. How old is she? and can she plz facebook friend me. I’ll be drinking and partying up in Canada sometime this summer. Im a stud, she’ll be down.[/quote]

Are you getting the hotness from the small thumbnail in the OP’s attached pic? Or did u see full size pics? If so please share.

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
^ OH SNAP! LMFAO. I forgot to clarify that for you guys. Sorry…again.

Tyson -being the douche bag druggie that he is- punched a wind sheild and fucked his arm up. So that all healed up…then he did it again. Its sort of a bummer that he thinks having his arm in a cast will protect him from having to fight. Theres no honor in fighting a cripple so I’m waiting … and getting him revved up while I do so.

We could sick kerly on him though. Only because it would be a fair fight then. We’d have to make Kerls promise to go easy eh?[/quote]

Your sister is smoking hot. How old is she? and can she plz facebook friend me. I’ll be drinking and partying up in Canada sometime this summer. Im a stud, she’ll be down.[/quote]

Are you getting the hotness from the small thumbnail in the OP’s attached pic? Or did u see full size pics? If so please share.[/quote]

x2.

BTW- Andrew, I am pretty sure you wanting him to throw the first punch is negated by the fact it is premeditated as indicated IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD.

But at the same time I do laugh at the events that have transpired

I dont know what to say coolnate. Yea it premeditated but if I can get him to agree to fight then I’m ok right? So long as I dont use unnecessary force.

Ended up going with my original idea mixed with some of inkaddict’s genius. The ‘threesome’ part could be taken the wrong way so skipped that :frowning:

"Whoa brah! Sounds like someone been eatin da poo poo! I bet your frustrated only being able to beat off with one hand now. Moral of the story: Dont cut ur arm dumbass! So what if I say I will only use my right hand? Should make for an interesting bout eh? You want to spar with one hand? "