[quote]johnnytang24 wrote:
Need pictures of said sister.[/quote]
I’m afraid he’s right, Andrew. We just can’t help you without pics of your sister…
(Bet you wish you blocked out her pic now, huh?)
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Tell him the Jerk Store called…[/quote]
this.[/quote]
No way - if Seinfeld has taught us anything, it’s that using that comment opens you up to the “what’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!” haymaker.[/quote]
Yeah, but then andrew_live could just say he slept with this guy’s g/f.
Hey andrew_live - I dare you to tell this guy you slept with his g/f.
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
NO but the family dog is pretty lonely. She doesnt bite too much so have at 'er.[/quote]
Nah, I’ll stick with sisters and moms.
So…
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Post photos of yer sister.
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Post photos of yer mom.
You can PM them to me if you wish.
kthxbye
How do you get in a fight in a kitchen and no one gets stabbed, bludgeoned, or burnt?
Your sister brought some guy into your house to try to beat your ass because you threw an egg shell at her?? Wow! You and your sister seemt to have a pretty dysfunctional relationship… So basically the guy came to your house and attacked you. I’d fkn beat him beyond recognition (if I couldn’t beat his ass I’d use any weapong I could find) in front of my sister and make her apologize to him while he was beat and bleeding on the floor for causing this to happen. If she refused to apologize to the poor soul I’d continue beating his ass until she begged me to stop and apologize to this jackoff for making me destroy his face.
But thats just me… =)
Akuma’s answer to irreconcilable differences: Remove his spine and proceed to jump rope with it.
[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Akuma’s answer to irreconcilable differences: Remove his spine and proceed to jump rope with it.[/quote]
FTW
[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Akuma’s answer to irreconcilable differences: Remove his spine and proceed to jump rope with it.[/quote]
But wouldn’t that be cardio???
seems like the kind of guy who talks a lot of shit and masturbates to pictures of his car.
those dudes never know how to fight, but always have a gun collection.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Tell him the Jerk Store called…[/quote]
this.[/quote]
No way - if Seinfeld has taught us anything, it’s that using that comment opens you up to the “what’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!” haymaker.[/quote]
Yeah, but then andrew_live could just say he slept with this guy’s g/f.
Hey andrew_live - I dare you to tell this guy you slept with his g/f.[/quote]
Does NO ONE see the comedy gold here?!?!
be sure to threaten to ragdoll him and rip his ass up like he’s a stop sign.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Tell him the Jerk Store called…[/quote]
this.[/quote]
No way - if Seinfeld has taught us anything, it’s that using that comment opens you up to the “what’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!” haymaker.[/quote]
Yeah, but then andrew_live could just say he slept with this guy’s g/f.
Hey andrew_live - I dare you to tell this guy you slept with his g/f.[/quote]
Does NO ONE see the comedy gold here?!?![/quote]
Quoting yourself trying to get people to give you recognition for a joke…?
I mean, it was a good joke but jeez that’s weak…
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Tell him the Jerk Store called…[/quote]
this.[/quote]
No way - if Seinfeld has taught us anything, it’s that using that comment opens you up to the “what’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!” haymaker.[/quote]
Yeah, but then andrew_live could just say he slept with this guy’s g/f.
Hey andrew_live - I dare you to tell this guy you slept with his g/f.[/quote]
Does NO ONE see the comedy gold here?!?![/quote]
Quoting yourself trying to get people to give you recognition for a joke…?
I mean, it was a good joke but jeez that’s weak…[/quote]
Your mother’s weak?
Tell him you’ll kick his ass in COD 4. Bros’ hate that.
Seriously though, send him a link to EAT DA POO POO
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Tell him the Jerk Store called…[/quote]
this.[/quote]
No way - if Seinfeld has taught us anything, it’s that using that comment opens you up to the “what’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!” haymaker.[/quote]
Yeah, but then andrew_live could just say he slept with this guy’s g/f.
Hey andrew_live - I dare you to tell this guy you slept with his g/f.[/quote]
Does NO ONE see the comedy gold here?!?![/quote]
I will recognize your comedy genius.
You sir, are hillarious!
Also, this dude came into YOUR home, and put his hands on you?
Why the fuck would you let his stupid arm heal… Go beat the shit outa him.
But arguing on facebook is pretty lame regardless. For someone who boxed and took Martial Arts especially… When you know you can kick the shit outa someone you don’t brag about it, or look to do it. I think Arnold had a nice quote on that…
â??The better you get, the less you run around showing off as a muscle guy. You know, you wear regular shirts, loose shirts-not always trying to show what you have. You talk less about it. Itâ??s like you have a little BMW-you want to race the hell out of this car, because you know itâ??s going 110. But if you see a guy in a Ferrari or Lamborghini, they slide around at 60 on the freeway because they know if they press on that accelerator they are going to go 170. These things are the same in every field.â??
Trolling people is fun, so is shit talking… but just go do it man.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
How do you get in a fight in a kitchen and no one gets stabbed, bludgeoned, or burnt?
[/quote]
Well the douche did say his arm was “CUT TO THE BONE!”
[quote]DTP88 wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Tell him the Jerk Store called…[/quote]
this.[/quote]
No way - if Seinfeld has taught us anything, it’s that using that comment opens you up to the “what’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!” haymaker.[/quote]
Yeah, but then andrew_live could just say he slept with this guy’s g/f.
Hey andrew_live - I dare you to tell this guy you slept with his g/f.[/quote]
Does NO ONE see the comedy gold here?!?![/quote]
I will recognize your comedy genius.
You sir, are hillarious![/quote]
Thanks, man! That’s all I wanted!
[quote]Also, this dude came into YOUR home, and put his hands on you?
Why the fuck would you let his stupid arm heal… Go beat the shit outa him.
But arguing on facebook is pretty lame regardless. For someone who boxed and took Martial Arts especially… When you know you can kick the shit outa someone you don’t brag about it, or look to do it. I think Arnold had a nice quote on that…
�¢??The better you get, the less you run around showing off as a muscle guy. You know, you wear regular shirts, loose shirts-not always trying to show what you have. You talk less about it. It�¢??s like you have a little BMW-you want to race the hell out of this car, because you know it�¢??s going 110. But if you see a guy in a Ferrari or Lamborghini, they slide around at 60 on the freeway because they know if they press on that accelerator they are going to go 170. These things are the same in every field.�¢??
Trolling people is fun, so is shit talking… but just go do it man.[/quote]
That’s a great quote but I think Arnold preached it more than he practiced.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Akuma’s answer to irreconcilable differences: Remove his spine and proceed to jump rope with it.[/quote]
But wouldn’t that be cardio???[/quote]
Akuma considers it more of a “10 Sec display of dominance for the now withering husk of a body.” Such display’s calorie expenditure would easily be rectified through consumption of the newly made corpse by turning it into ‘The Fuel Source’- A pile of Hamburgers.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Tell him the Jerk Store called…[/quote]
this.[/quote]
No way - if Seinfeld has taught us anything, it’s that using that comment opens you up to the “what’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!” haymaker.[/quote]
Yeah, but then andrew_live could just say he slept with this guy’s g/f.
Hey andrew_live - I dare you to tell this guy you slept with his g/f.[/quote]
Does NO ONE see the comedy gold here?!?![/quote]
Quoting yourself trying to get people to give you recognition for a joke…?
I mean, it was a good joke but jeez that’s weak…[/quote]
Your mother’s weak?
[/quote]
Damn, how did you find out?
Rooster, send a PM with the sispix kthanxhomey.
OP, I’m having a hard time comprehending your relaxed response to all of this. Your sister had someone come in and start a fight serious enough to result in a lot of blood. Not exactly sure how you’re not taking this more seriously.