F*** My Life

So I’ve been feeling pretty good lately. The problem I have been having is my neighbors. I live beside some sort of shelter for low budget housing. It’s the only shelter of it’s kind in my rich-ass, yuppie, white collar town. For the past week, cops have been over there every night. It pisses me off because I have been a very light sleeper since Iraq and don’t understand how people can have cops on called on them every damn day.

Well today, after the gym, I pull in my driveway, and there are 4 cop cars blocking it, seems like next door had some sort of domestic dispute. I get out my car and I’m very pissed, so I walk across the street to the office. I’m wearing my wife beater and I’ve got a protein shake in my hand,. I didn’t slam the door open but I open it pretty hard and scream “Who the hell owns that shelter, This is getting to be pretty fucking stupid.” Well, there are about 7 women sitting in a circle on the couches and chairs spread out in the office. Immediately, two girls start crying. The leader of the group looks at me and says “That’s a battered women’s shelter, and this is our support group.”

Fuck my life.

Ahhh, you’re in north Boulder, eh?

Rip a stop sign out of the ground, it’ll help.

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[quote]101airborne wrote:
Funny, I am in North Boulder. [/quote]

Well, that’s your first problem right there

Go rock-climbing or something, hippy.

Isn’t that what people in Colorado do?

Go shit in the superdome Louisiana.

Did you try hitting them?

Edit: I thought this was a bullshit story. Whoops.

[quote]101airborne wrote:
So I’ve been feeling pretty good lately. Deca seems to have given my joints a new life. The problem I have been having is my neighbors. I live beside some sort of shelter for low budget housing. It’s the only shelter of it’s kind in my rich-ass, yuppie, white collar town. For the past week, cops have been over there every night. It pisses me off because I have been a very light sleeper since Iraq and don’t understand how people can have cops on called on them every damn day.

Well today, after the gym, I pull in my driveway, and there are 4 cop cars blocking it, seems like next door had some sort of domestic dispute. I get out my car and I’m very pissed, so I walk across the street to the office. I’m wearing my wife beater and I’ve got a protein shake in my hand,. I didn’t slam the door open but I open it pretty hard and scream “Who the hell owns that shelter, This is getting to be pretty fucking stupid.” Well, there are about 7 women sitting in a circle on the couches and chairs spread out in the office. Immediately, two girls start crying. The leader of the group looks at me and says “That’s a battered women’s shelter, and this is our support group.”

Fuck my life. [/quote]

That sucks… Offer to bake some cookies for their next meeting and show up with an apron on and oven mits. It’ll show them the softer side of you. :wink:

[quote]101airborne wrote:

Fuck my life. [/quote]

you totally deserved it!

PTSD is a motherfucker.

  1. Get screened if you haven’t already
  2. Fucking apologize to those women if you haven’t already

and

  1. Heavily consider moving. Their problems and your problems aren’t going to get fixed overnight, it’d probably be best to stay away from each other for awhile.

[quote]aznt0rk wrote:

[quote]101airborne wrote:

Fuck my life. [/quote]

you totally deserved it![/quote]

karma is bullshit.

[quote]101airborne wrote:
Funny, I am in North Boulder. [/quote]

Yeah, I grew up there, so…

I think you should take Brad’s advice. He’s a smart bull.

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
PTSD is a motherfucker.

  1. Get screened if you haven’t already
  2. Fucking apologize to those women if you haven’t already

and

  1. Heavily consider moving. Their problems and your problems aren’t going to get fixed overnight, it’d probably be best to stay away from each other for awhile.
    [/quote]

The hell with moving. I am not moving. I have a pretty awesome deal on rent in exchange for some handyman work. I honestly don’t feel bad for these women. I understand that they were beaten at one time due to their relationship, and that upsets me; HOWEVER, when you live in a shelter for battered women that has a rule that says “No Men” and you invite a man over anyway and he beats the shit out of you. In my book, that means you’re pretty stupid.

Your halfway to a solution…you wear wifebeaters.

[quote]101airborne wrote:

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
PTSD is a motherfucker.

  1. Get screened if you haven’t already
  2. Fucking apologize to those women if you haven’t already

and

  1. Heavily consider moving. Their problems and your problems aren’t going to get fixed overnight, it’d probably be best to stay away from each other for awhile.
    [/quote]

The hell with moving. I am not moving. I have a pretty awesome deal on rent in exchange for some handyman work. I honestly don’t feel bad for these women. I understand that they were beaten at one time due to their relationship, and that upsets me; HOWEVER, when you live in a shelter for battered women that has a rule that says “No Men” and you invite a man over anyway and he beats the shit out of you. In my book, that means you’re pretty stupid.
[/quote]

On second thought, maybe it’s time to buy that farm in Kentucky. I honestly hate this town and have no clue to why I live here.

I get you on the thing where these people get arrested every day and it makes no difference to them. I would be a lousy cop. I’d just shoot people and chalk it to the betterment of society as a whole.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Did you try hitting them?

Edit: I thought this was a bullshit story. Whoops.[/quote]

Fuckin lawl.

‘what does a woman do after coming home from that shelter?’

‘the dishes if she knows what’s good for her’

I know, I’m going to hell when I die.

I know.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
‘what does a woman do after coming home from that shelter?’

‘the dishes if she knows what’s good for her’

I know, I’m going to hell when I die.

I know.[/quote]

I’m going too cause I LOL…and I already heard the joke before! Oh well, red is a nice color.

SIIHP