3 months ago i was in the best shape i have ever been in. i was puttin ten pounds a month on my curl with no sign of stopping! then i went to a party! my friend has a gym in his house. 4hrs later i’m bein totally alpha (i had done leg presses that day, so my testosterone was thru the fuckin roof) and this chick is all over my junk and she wuz like “ur so fuckin alpha, how much do u bench?” and so i tell her that only pussies use 2 hands and so i start javelin pressing 4 235 easy!
then this dude comes over and starts messin wit the girl and i tell him to stop bein a douche and push him with my free hand. he pushes back and so i fuckin’ kick him thru the wall and tell him he shuldnt treat girls like that! the girl didnt give me any sex and then in a fit of roid rage (i had taken creatine!!! two days earlier) i threw the bar!
my friends were 2 drunk to catch it and it broke my whole foot…dont tell me im the only one. note my friends are week as shit!
[quote]Seinix wrote:
the joke was funny at first, then it died, and now you are raping the dead body[/quote]
dood i cant leg press for like 8 months cuz my foot is f@#ed! so f you talking about me having to arpe chicks becuz i have a new girl hangin off my alpha nuts every weekend!
Clearly, as a drunken party crasher, you caught teh ghey, and broke your own foot in an attempt to blow yourself. The only cure is to drown yourself in the bath tub, or to play catch with a big rig in traffic; that with teach you a lesson.
