Excuses to Take Your Shirt Off

Whos wears shirts anyways ?

I live in Texas, in the summer its perfectly acceptable to be shirtless outside as long as your doing something outdoors related.

When its 105 degrees and 85% humidity the whole “looking like a tool” thing just kinda loses importance.

I don’t like wearing a shirt. Even when i was 5’11 130lbs i went shirtless a lot. now, a lot heavier, i still do. It’s not so much an ego factor as it is a comfortability factor. In the summer I am shirtless pretty much any time i can be.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
… “THIS DBOL IS REALLY KICKIN IN!!” …
fixed.[/quote]

Dbol, pfsst. Who needs Dbol, when you’ve got NOxplode?

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
secretstime wrote:
My buddies got this really bad habit where he takes his shirt off and starts flexin and grunting all over the place. He doesnt realize how bad this makes him look. But hey, at least he feels cool…

But you’re still the one who started this thread. The only difference between him and you is…well nothing.[/quote]

Nah, I only started this because of a debate at work, and a somewhat fun topic to hit on. Truth be told Im suprised at the modesty of some body builders. I think it speaks miles for the guy who does lift and doest flaunt it like a crazed teenager who finally reached a 14 inch arm and thinks hes the shit. A body builder who walks around trying to show off all the time is definitely someone I would seperate myself from.

[quote]ctschneider wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
… “THIS DBOL IS REALLY KICKIN IN!!” …
fixed.

Dbol, pfsst. Who needs Dbol, when you’ve got NOxplode?[/quote]

you need to go read the “stupidest quotes” thread

[quote]Da Vinci wrote:
Professor X wrote:

I can wear a parka and people can tell I lift. Who would want it any other way?

Well no shit, if you throw a fuckin parka on top of a mountain you still know that shits a moutain.[/quote]

Unless the mountain rips off it’s parka when it’s near water. I think it’s a volcano then.

Or a tool.

Sometime ago a guy used to work in the gym, he has a normal body and normal muscles, one day he just left the gym and dissapear for 5 or 6 months, so when he came back he has achieve a impressive physique, great shoulders and massive arms -obviously he was on the juice…-, the funny thing it’s he suddenly feel the need of take off his shirt, and when he does, he make just for show his brand new pair of boobs, lol -Gyne…- what an assh$%&, I’ve never laugh that much!

If it’s hot, i’m wearing a sleeve less.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
secretstime wrote:
I know it happens, around a group of good looking women and you know you have the best looking body out of all your friends. Whats your excuse to take your shirt off to give you that extra edge over the competition?

That I’m a complete and utter jerkoff with no sense of self confidence that hopes my rippling biceps make up for my lack of personality or any trace of wit, charm, or smoothness.[/quote]

^

looks only get you so far

[quote]Murasame wrote:
Sometime ago a guy used to work in the gym, he has a normal body and normal muscles, one day he just left the gym and dissapear for 5 or 6 months, so when he came back he has achieve a impressive physique, great shoulders and massive arms -obviously he was on the juice…-, the funny thing it’s he suddenly feel the need of take off his shirt, and when he does, he make just for show his brand new pair of boobs, lol -Gyne…- what an assh$%&, I’ve never laugh that much![/quote]

Dude, youre so fucking cool.

[quote]DickBag wrote:

walking around casually through the city without a shirt is only ok if everyone else is doing it.

[/quote]

Tell that to the Technoviking.

I dare you.

[quote]DickBag wrote:

walking around casually through the city without a shirt is only ok if everyone else is doing it.

[/quote]

Or you could just not care what anyone else thinks. If I can get to single digits in body fat, you can bet there will be several times that my shirt is “accidentally” forgotten.

haha

[quote]Stronghold wrote:
DickBag wrote:

walking around casually through the city without a shirt is only ok if everyone else is doing it.

Tell that to the Technoviking.

I dare you.

- YouTube [/quote]

or these guys.

[quote]Murasame wrote:
Sometime ago a guy used to work in the gym, he has a normal body and normal muscles, one day he just left the gym and dissapear for 5 or 6 months, so when he came back he has achieve a impressive physique, great shoulders and massive arms -obviously he was on the juice…-, the funny thing it’s he suddenly feel the need of take off his shirt, and when he does, he make just for show his brand new pair of boobs, lol -Gyne…- what an assh$%&, I’ve never laugh that much![/quote]

So… He has gotten a more impressive physique (which you discredit because he’s on steroids) than you, and maybe gotten some gyno because of that?

Yeah he really sounds like an asshole. Unlike you, you’re the fucking man for laughing at him. Just know that that dude is probably getting more ass than a toilet seat and you’re still at batting practice…

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
dza1978 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
dza1978 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
none because i have bacne and gyno

my forearms, traps, and shoulders let you know i lift whether im in a tanktop or a hoody.

lol really hard, yeah your joking right ??

How is that a joke?

I can wear a parka and people can tell I lift. Who would want it any other way?

prof i think you misconstude my statement , obviously i was having a dig @ live from the 781 as hes 208 lbs where as both you and i are over 250 lbs, so sir yes i believe you could wear what ever and people would say , that fella works out , 781 in a hoodie …not so much imo

bro just cause youre 250 doesnt mean you look like you lift. you got a beer belly, you just look like you got big from eating with no weights involved. imo.[/quote]

oooooh a bit touchy there buddy , did i strike a nerve?, sorry pal im 250 @ 13 percent yes a lil bit of a bulk left to slice off , but hey im cool with that. I definately look like i lift .I think its just your insecurity taking over as you have to take said hoodie or shirt off for people to go " oh you do lift , i wasnt too sure " . Oh nice Brohawk by the way there Brah!! now go back to benching 225 and counting your abs before i roll you into a wheatmeal tortilla and devour you whole.

[quote]Geminspector wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
DickBag wrote:

walking around casually through the city without a shirt is only ok if everyone else is doing it.

Tell that to the Technoviking.

I dare you.

or these guys.
[/quote]

Technoviking is a badass HAHA.

[quote]dza1978 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
dza1978 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
dza1978 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
none because i have bacne and gyno

my forearms, traps, and shoulders let you know i lift whether im in a tanktop or a hoody.

lol really hard, yeah your joking right ??

How is that a joke?

I can wear a parka and people can tell I lift. Who would want it any other way?

prof i think you misconstude my statement , obviously i was having a dig @ live from the 781 as hes 208 lbs where as both you and i are over 250 lbs, so sir yes i believe you could wear what ever and people would say , that fella works out , 781 in a hoodie …not so much imo

bro just cause youre 250 doesnt mean you look like you lift. you got a beer belly, you just look like you got big from eating with no weights involved. imo.

oooooh a bit touchy there buddy , did i strike a nerve?, sorry pal im 250 @ 13 percent yes a lil bit of a bulk left to slice off , but hey im cool with that. I definately look like i lift , its just your insecurity taking over as you have to take said hoodie or shirt off for people to go " oh you do lift , i wasnt to sure " nice Brohawk by the way there Brah!! now go back to benching 225 and counting your abs.[/quote]

i fucked up my pec, cant bench.

i can go back to rackpulling 550x8 if you want though sweetheart and ill even keep my hoody on for ya.

p.s. you are nowhere near 13% unless in newzealand you guys use different numbers and 13 really means 20

please do , just make sure you keep your lycra cycle shorts on and squeeze @ the point of lock out !!!.