To remove your shirt you will need the following:
Join the Navy
Go the flight school
Go to Fightertown & get Top-Gunned
Get some dog tags
Get a cool name like Maverick, Tool-Bag or Douche
Find a volleyball net
THEN, and only then, remove your shirt
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
none because i have bacne and gyno
my forearms, traps, and shoulders let you know i lift whether im in a tanktop or a hoody.[/quote]
lol really hard, yeah your joking right ??
We used to take our shirt off… well not really our shirt but we used to flex and grunt…and wear animal skins and hunt animals and live inside a cave about 10.000 years ago, but now we are civilizated (or we think that we are…)
Rip your shorts off for a shirt? Looks good to me…
[quote]dza1978 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
none because i have bacne and gyno
my forearms, traps, and shoulders let you know i lift whether im in a tanktop or a hoody.
lol really hard, yeah your joking right ??[/quote]
It’s true, you can see from his forearms, traps and shoulders that he lifts when he’s wearing a tanktop or a hoody
[quote]dza1978 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
none because i have bacne and gyno
my forearms, traps, and shoulders let you know i lift whether im in a tanktop or a hoody.
lol really hard, yeah your joking right ??[/quote]
How is that a joke?
I can wear a parka and people can tell I lift. Who would want it any other way?
You should only take your shirt off if you tie a knot in it and walk by thrusting your hips forward and skipping a bit like a horsey, while flagellating oneself and hollering “yeah! Get some of this! Get Some!” while walking toward prety women.
Making an O! face and using a sexy voice helps too.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
dza1978 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
none because i have bacne and gyno
my forearms, traps, and shoulders let you know i lift whether im in a tanktop or a hoody.
lol really hard, yeah your joking right ??
How is that a joke?
I can wear a parka and people can tell I lift. Who would want it any other way?[/quote]
prof i think you misconstude my statement , obviously i was having a dig @ live from the 781 as hes 208 lbs where as both you and i are over 250 lbs, so sir yes i believe you could wear what ever and people would say , that fella works out , 781 in a hoodie …not so much imo
[quote]Professor X wrote:
dza1978 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
none because i have bacne and gyno
my forearms, traps, and shoulders let you know i lift whether im in a tanktop or a hoody.
lol really hard, yeah your joking right ??
How is that a joke?
I can wear a parka and people can tell I lift. Who would want it any other way?[/quote]
Well no shit, if you throw a fuckin parka on top of a mountain you still know that shits a moutain.
I tend to get annoyed when people ask me ‘if I lift’. I prefer to wear hoodies for the sake of NOT ending up discussing ‘if whey protein isolate is better then composate, why I love leg day the most, why the friggin six pack isn’t everything’ bla bla bla. Yesterday I got asked from a random guy at school if I lift. I just said ‘Nah. I do lots of running’. Sad thing he believed me.
Not so much when the girl behind the counter asked me ‘If I lift’. That’s ok in my book. But just smiled and said ‘sometimes’.
I also notice people act buff when they see me. Like they pop their chest out and arms out like they’re going to friggin fly. Just shows how some of those individuals feel ‘small’ compared to others.
I also hate those 150 pound idiots running around acting all cool showing abs like it was ‘the shit’ with their sunglasses and girly t-shirts on. Shear idiocy at its best.
When certain size is gained, there are a set of ‘etiquettes’ that must be followed by said ‘bigger guy’. I’m no big guy, but I’m clearly bigger then the average joe. At least that’s the impression I get when around other people.
/end rant
[quote]dza1978 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
dza1978 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
none because i have bacne and gyno
my forearms, traps, and shoulders let you know i lift whether im in a tanktop or a hoody.
lol really hard, yeah your joking right ??
How is that a joke?
I can wear a parka and people can tell I lift. Who would want it any other way?
prof i think you misconstude my statement , obviously i was having a dig @ live from the 781 as hes 208 lbs where as both you and i are over 250 lbs, so sir yes i believe you could wear what ever and people would say , that fella works out , 781 in a hoodie …not so much imo [/quote]
My bad.
[quote]dza1978 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
none because i have bacne and gyno
my forearms, traps, and shoulders let you know i lift whether im in a tanktop or a hoody.
lol really hard, yeah your joking right ??[/quote]
joking about what?
[quote]dza1978 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
dza1978 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
none because i have bacne and gyno
my forearms, traps, and shoulders let you know i lift whether im in a tanktop or a hoody.
lol really hard, yeah your joking right ??
How is that a joke?
I can wear a parka and people can tell I lift. Who would want it any other way?
prof i think you misconstude my statement , obviously i was having a dig @ live from the 781 as hes 208 lbs where as both you and i are over 250 lbs, so sir yes i believe you could wear what ever and people would say , that fella works out , 781 in a hoodie …not so much imo [/quote]
yeah i just make this stuff up as i go along for kicks.
[quote]dza1978 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
dza1978 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
none because i have bacne and gyno
my forearms, traps, and shoulders let you know i lift whether im in a tanktop or a hoody.
lol really hard, yeah your joking right ??
How is that a joke?
I can wear a parka and people can tell I lift. Who would want it any other way?
prof i think you misconstude my statement , obviously i was having a dig @ live from the 781 as hes 208 lbs where as both you and i are over 250 lbs, so sir yes i believe you could wear what ever and people would say , that fella works out , 781 in a hoodie …not so much imo [/quote]
bro just cause youre 250 doesnt mean you look like you lift. you got a beer belly, you just look like you got big from eating with no weights involved. imo.
[quote]secretstime wrote:
My buddies got this really bad habit where he takes his shirt off and starts flexin and grunting all over the place. He doesnt realize how bad this makes him look. But hey, at least he feels cool…[/quote]
But you’re still the one who started this thread. The only difference between him and you is…well nothing.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
If you arent near a body of water and youre doing this, you are most likely a massive tool.[/quote]
or just some jerkoff taking a picture of his back.
Took the picture next to a bath tub, therefor giving the “near a body of water” excuse.
check
and mate 
How to get rid of your shirt:
Swallow a bunch of hardcore steroidz like teh creatinez and NOxplode,
Grab a pair of dumbells and start curling them. (NB you don’t want to use really, really heavy weights - like twenty lbs or anything. Shoot for a weight you can curl enough times to get a really good pump - like some pink dumbells). Count each rep aloud so everyone can hear you. Do at least 100 reps and inform everyone around you how many reps you did - in case they couldn’t hear you counting.
By now the you should be feeling teh steroidz kicking in, giving you a wicked pump. Declare, “I’m starting to get swole. You won’t like me when I’m swole.”
Before the pump gets to be too much, drop down and start doing pushups. Nothing gives you a pump like doing pushups. Don’t forget to count aloud.
Stopping just short of failure on the pushups, jump up and pull off that extra-medium t-shirt as quickly as possible. Explain between gritted teeth, “I gotta get this t-shirt off before I become sooo swole that it rips offa me.”
Then in your best Lou Ferrigno impression, scream “BULK SWOLE,” and bust through the nearest wall.
I do this all the time, and it never fails to impress the girls. They can’t help but stare at me. Matter of fact, they’re so in awe of my swole gunz that they often giggle and point at me. But that’s just the burden I have to bear. Life’s tough when you’re this swole.
[quote]ctschneider wrote:
How to get rid of your shirt:
Swallow a bunch of hardcore steroidz like teh creatinez and NOxplode,
Grab a pair of dumbells and start curling them. (NB you don’t want to use really, really heavy weights - like twenty lbs or anything. Shoot for a weight you can curl enough times to get a really good pump - like some pink dumbells). Count each rep aloud so everyone can hear you. Do at least 100 reps and inform everyone around you how many reps you did - in case they couldn’t hear you counting.
By now the you should be feeling teh steroidz kicking in, giving you a wicked pump. Declare, “THIS DBOL IS REALLY KICKIN IN!”
Before the pump gets to be too much, drop down and start doing pushups. Nothing gives you a pump like doing pushups. Don’t forget to count aloud.
Stopping just short of failure on the pushups, jump up and pull off that extra-medium t-shirt as quickly as possible. Explain between gritted teeth, “I gotta get this t-shirt off before I become sooo swole that it rips offa me.”
Then in your best Lou Ferrigno impression, scream “THIS DBOL IS REALLY KICKIN IN!!” and bust through the nearest wall.
I do this all the time, and it never fails to impress the girls. They can’t help but stare at me. Matter of fact, they’re so in awe of my swole gunz that they often giggle and point at me. But that’s just the burden I have to bear. Life’s tough when you’re this swole.[/quote]
fixed.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Took the picture next to a bath tub, therefor giving the “near a body of water” excuse.
check
and mate
[/quote]
ok.